Haurex Italy Blaze Automatic Mens Watch CD333UMH.
A gorgeous Italian Haurex that will keep you blazin’. This deal of the day is $209.99 (90% off the $2050 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). February 28, 2010.
I’m Blazing. Are you blazing? Start the preloaded drum beat on your 1980’s keyboard, and you’ve got yourself a hit.“What’s the problem with a rapper who’s white? We’re all just fightingfor our equal rights?”
Well, said Denny Blaze. There’s nothing wrong with a rapper who’s white. And there’s nothing wrong with a good-looking watch that shares your rapper name, the Haurex Italy Men’s Blaze Automatic watch. This gorgeous piece of machinery wasn’t raised in a box and has never lived on the street. It has Italian class, style, and sophistication written all over it. Automatic power, unique brown dial and band design, a JomaDeals 2-year warranty, and a 90% discount. Buy this watch, and all of your friends will think you’re writing million dollar checks. It’s a deal that will help ease the pain of a rapper who never got the recognition he deserved. But buy before midnight, or this better than average homeboy daily deal will fall into obscurity (and it won’t make a comeback on youtube 20 years later, either).
PS. I realize that the Denny Blaze video was popular, like, 5 years ago, and that making a reference to it at this point is extremely dated in internet years, but hey, a classic is a classic. Plus, Daniel Tosh brought it back recently for his show, so if he can do it, I can do it.
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Style: Masculine and sophisticated, this chic watch will keep you on-trend
Brand: Haurex Italy
Model: CD333UMH
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: HAUCD333UMH
Collection: Blaze Automatic Mens
Movement: Automatic
Power: Self-winding, powered by the motion of the wearer’s arm
Case Material: Rose gold-tone Stainless Steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Dimensions: 47mm
Case Thickness: 15mm
Case Back: Semi Skeleton (see-through)
Bezel: Rose gold-tone with Engraved Tachymeter Scale
Dial Color: Brown
Dial Markers: Rose Gold Arabic numerals
Dial Type: Analog
Sub Dials: Power Reserve Indicator, Day of month subdial at 11 o'clock, seconds subdial at 3 o'clock
Hands: Hour and minute, gold luminous
Calendar: Date subdial at 11 o'clock position
Crystal: Mineral
Crown: Stainless steel at 12 o'clock position
Band Type: Brown Rubber with Haurex logo
Band Length: Fits up to 8.5 inch wrist
Band Width: 26mm
Clasp Type: Deployant
Emblem: Dial, Case, Case Back, Clasp, Band
Functions: Calendar
Water Resistance: 50m / 165 feet / 5 ATM
Misc Information: Italian design
Warranty: 2 Year Haurex Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
In 1989 two young men, a little bold and reckless but willing to succeed and a with a great creativity, had an idea: to create a little watch collection to distribute it in the best watch and jewellery shops in Bologna.
Their names are Giuseppe La Giusa and Maurizio Bianchini. Since then, a friend has joined them as partner, Stefano Turrini, the company has become an important reality and the brand Haurex counts more than 850 licensee in Italy and is distributed in more than 30 foreign countries. The spirit that aims the brand is marked by a continuous aesthetic research, both in materials and in the chromatic juxtaposition and all the collections are marked by the exclusivity of the products.
Haurex Italy is an historical company in Bologna that, since its establishment, has had the aim to realize wristwatches with an exclusive design, paying great attention to the details and the materials to guarantee the high quality of the product, which is always in line with the latest fashion trends. The growing success of Haurex is closely connected to the Italian design, carried on by a young team of designers that pay great attention to the new trends and the details of the product, as in our best design tradition. The care placed in the product gleams also through the packaging, designed by Haurex. Exclusive design, care of details, high quality materials.
Dear Diary,
Whoever was the first man to say, “Hey, you know what would make a girl prettier? If we poked holes in her ears and stuck some jewels in it,” was a frikin’ genius. Earrings are the highlight of any woman’s ensemble. Subtle, yet explicit. Dainty, yet powerful. Expensive, yet discounted. Today’s deal of the day is a set of earrings that just happens to go perfectly with today’s special of the day (Well, what a coincidence! We totally didn’t do that on purpose). It’s a set of rhodium plated earrings with larimar stones (okay, we DID do that on purpose. It’s kind of obvious, right?) that will go great with your favorite outfit or give you a new favorite outfit. Take them to that Olympics closing ceremony party you have planned for tomorrow. Wear them to work on Hot Monday (the opposite of Casual Friday). Wear them camping, and if you get lost, their shimmering beauty can be used to signal a rescue helicopter. See? There’s no end to the benefits. And the best benefit? Getting them at a discount. We’re willing to part with these beauties for 80% off of retail. But we’re only doing it today, so order before midnight, or on your next camping trip you’ll likely get eaten by a bear (with every benefit, there are opposing consequences).
The winter Olympics in Vancouver is finally coming to an end, and we’ve had a lot of good memories. It finally snowed, the US led the medal race, beating out Germany and Norway, and we’ve exposed a whole new generation of Americans to making fun of Canada (one of the United States’ proudest traditions).
London Blue is another one of those colors that was designed specifically to make men feel like idiots when asked to define complex colors. Our color identification range starts from blue, red, green and goes to bluish, redish, and greenish.
“We may never know what caused the man to leap from the top of his 30-floor apartment building into the freezing pool below wearing nothing but a bathrobe, but one thing is for sure, he won’t be watching “The View” again for a very long time. Back to you in the studio, Jim.”
”Mayday, mayday. Come in, flight control.”
I see London, I see France, I see what’s inside your hand bag. Okay, so I know that doesn’t really rhyme, but this second grade national anthem works well with our deal of the day, so I’m going with it.
Today’s Horoscope, brought to you by JomaDeals:
Once upon a time, back in the 1920s, two New York City buildings were battling each other to become the tallest building in the World and command the New York City skyline: the Bank of Manhattan and the Chrysler Building. The days went on and the buildings got higher and higher. When the buildings neared completion, it appeared that the Bank of Manhattan had won; they poured champagne and celebrated. Then out of nowhere, the Chrysler building raised up the shaft that had been constructed secretly inside the building, which made it just a bit taller than the Bank of Manhattan Building. The champagne was poured down the drain. And to this day, screwing someone over is known as “giving someone the shaft.”
Hey everyone, come see how good I look. Square face, stainless steel case, two sub dials, black and stainless steel bracelet. If it were legal for a watch to marry itself, I would. And we would have twenty strong, handsome boys, a luxury loft apartment in the city and a weekend house in the country, a couple of Husky’s, a handful of motorcycles, chronograph functions, luminous hands, and an Xbox 360. But then I’d get carried away and end up living way above my means, fall behind on my mortgage payments, make a few bad decisions, bust my arms in a motorcycle accident running from the cops, have to foreclose my home and sell everything I own to pay off debts. Then I’d use what little money I had left to buy a keyboard, play for spare change on the subway, get discovered by some independent music producer, make it big as the next Billy Joel, and have a movie made based on my life story starring Eric Bana as me. Cool, huh? I have everything planned out, including the part where I hit rock bottom, lying on a dirty bed in a cheap motel room surrounded by beer bottles sporting a full beard, where I decide to end it all but change my mind when a butterfly lands on my finger and leads me to the pawn shop where I buy my first keyboard. Ooo, I get chills just thinking about it. Trust me. I’m awesome. And you can buy me today at a 68% discount. This is a one-time thing. Tomorrow I’ll be gone on some other adventure, and you’ll have to live with the regret that you could have had me but lost me (which I’ve also worked into my movie. See chapter 12 of my autobiography).