Herend Queen Victoria Crescent Salad Plate

You better clean your plate, mister. This is a beautifully designed Crescent salad plate that is perfect for special occasions. $170 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

The JomaDeals “Ode to Mom” 20-ish Part Series

Part 20: Ode to the Mom who keeps telling you there are starving kids in Africa who would love to eat that

Let’s hear it for the Mom who keeps telling you there are starving kids in Africa who would love to eat that.

Brussel sprouts. Broccoli. Arugula. It doesn’t matter what horrible health food item your mother puts on your plate. She expected you to finish it. Every bite. And you’re not leaving the table until you do, mister.

Mom was so insistent that we get good nutrition that she would force us, threaten us, and even guilt us into stuffing our faces by reminding us of all the starving kids in Africa that would love to eat a good meal like this. And when we kindly protested that she find a way to wrap up my dinner and send it to them, she…actually, I don’t really remember what happened after that. It all goes black.

The point is, as much as we hated it back then, thanks to her we’re a lot healthier than we would have been without her. We have her to thank for our fully formed bodies, full set of teeth, and reasonably full head of hair (hey, us guys can’t keep it forever, so we’re glad for each additional day we can get).

So as a thank you to all the wonderful, anthropologically concerned moms out there, we’re offering today’s deal of the day at a special 70% Mother’s Day Discount. This unique crescent salad plate is made by Herend, one of the most trusted craftsmen in luxury dinning. Buy it for your mother today as a thank you, or for yourself as a constant reminder to eat right, lest some poor kids from a third world country think you an ingrate. Donate to the Red Cross, and then eat up, my friend. Make your mother proud.

ABOUT BRAND

The Herend Porcelain Manufactory is a Hungarian manufacturing company, specializing in luxury hand painted and gilded porcelain. Founded in 1826, it is based in the town of Herend near the city of Veszprém. The company that started in 1826 as a factory with just a few employees, and having become a favoured brand among rulers, famous historical personages, leading businessmen and artists alike, is now a renowned major company known in almost every country of the world, it being a true 'Hungaricum': part of the Hungarian Heritage.

Herend Fishnet Green Double Ducks Porcelain Sculpture

A gorgeous, porcelain sculpture, accented with 24k gold, perfect for collectors. This deal of the day is $69.99 (81% off the $370 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Okay, kids. The crap is about to hit the fan.

Which one of you broke my Herend porcelain Pair of Loving Ducks figurine?

No, I will NOT stop freaking out. I just bought this thing, you know. I got it from JomaDeals at a 81% discount. This is a rare sculpture and it was perfect since you know how I like to collect things.

Listen, this is a big deal, guys. Herend has been making these things since 1860, so they know what they’re doing. It’s hand made and hand painted so no two items are the same. It had a gorgeous gloss finish with vibrant colors, and of course it depicts two ducks loving each other, just like the way our family loves each other. Sarah, you get your butt back in here or I swear you won’t see the light of day again until you’re 35.

So fess up! Who broke it? None of you? Ha, likely stor…wait, your Mother broke it? With a hammer? Because she found out I lost $100 on a March Madness pool online? Um…okay, all is forgiven, let’s just pretend this never happened. Who wants ice cream?

SPECS:
24k gold accents on the bills, tails and feet.
Measures 4" long x 3" across with 2 5/8" tall.


Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.

Herend Fishnet Green Double Ducks Porcelain Sculpture

A gorgeous, porcelain sculpture, accented with 24k gold, perfect for collectors. This deal of the day is $69.99 (81% off the $370 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Okay, kids. The crap is about to hit the fan.

Which one of you broke my Herend porcelain Pair of Loving Ducks figurine?

No, I will NOT stop freaking out. I just bought this thing, you know. I got it from JomaDeals at a 81% discount. This is a rare sculpture and it was perfect since you know how I like to collect things.

Listen, this is a big deal, guys. Herend has been making these things since 1860, so they know what they’re doing. It’s hand made and hand painted so no two items are the same. It had a gorgeous gloss finish with vibrant colors, and of course it depicts two ducks loving each other, just like the way our family loves each other. Sarah, you get your butt back in here or I swear you won’t see the light of day again until you’re 35.

So fess up! Who broke it? None of you? Ha, likely stor…wait, your Mother broke it? With a hammer? Because she found out I lost $100 on a March Madness pool online? Um…okay, all is forgiven, let’s just pretend this never happened. Who wants ice cream?

SPECS:
24k gold accents on the bills, tails and feet.
Measures 4" long x 3" across with 2 5/8" tall.


Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.

About Brand

The Herend Porcelain Manufactory is a Hungarian manufacturing company, specializing in luxury hand painted and gilded porcelain. Founded in 1826, it is based in the town of Herend near the city of Veszprém. The company that started in 1826 as a factory with just a few employees, and having become a favoured brand among rulers, famous historical personages, leading businessmen and artists alike, is now a renowned major company known in almost every country of the world, it being a true 'Hungaricum': part of the Hungarian Heritage.