Nice butt.What? Can’t one hetero dude compliment another hetero dude on the quality of his backside? There’s nothing wrong with that unless you’re insecure with your masculinity. And I, sir, am as masculine and secure as a gun in a knife fight.
So now that we’re on the same page here, let me tell you what I like about your butt; it’s got an Emporio Armani Wallet. I can tell you have taste and an eye for style, my friend. You threw your old, beat up flap of leather wallet away and got yourself something nice. And what better way to go than with the deal of the day on JomaDeals. I bet you even got it at a 77% discount. You sly dog, you.
You’re going to break a lot of hearts with that butt. Now lets go get some chicks and drink some beer and throw our chest hair at alligators like real men do.
(firm butt slap)
SPECS:
Woven black leather exterior
Silver-tone logo plate
Black leather interior
2 billfolds, 2 slip pockets, 8 card slots
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About Brand
Giorgio Armani S.P.A. is an international Italian fashion house that designs, manufactures, distributes, and retails haute couture, ready-to-wear, leather goods, shoes, watches, jewelry, accessories, eyewear, cosmetics, and home interiors. The brand markets these products under several, highly-specialized sub-labels including Giorgio Armani, Armani Collezioni, Emporio Armani, Armani Jeans, AX | Armani Exchange, Armani Junior, and Armani/Casa. The Armani name has become synonymous with high-fashion and couture worldwide and is considered one of the most prestigious names in the fashion industry.
Emporio Armani is an upscale label designed for young adults in their 20's and 30's. The label features ready-to-wear and accessories. Emporio Armani is available in its 13 stores in the U.S. and over 140 worldwide, and on the brand's website.
Happy Saturday. Enjoy a big stack of pancakes smothered in butter and syrup (which are whole grain since you’re trying to eat healthier). And while you’re taking care of food for your stomach, here’s some food for thought. Use these random facts to impress your guests at your Super Bowl party:
Hey. It’s me, your butt. We gotta talk. I know we’ve been together a long time and you’ve taken really good care of me, and I appreciate that. Thanks to you, I’ve grown quite a bit over the years and for that, I thank you. And in return, I’ve given you more than enough cushion so you can comfortably sit at work all day. We got a pretty good thing going on here. And that pair of slacks you bought us last week? They make me look really good. So, thanks. But there’s one thing that’s been bothering me for a while. You know how last year you got tired of driving the same old, dumpy car to work every day and decided you needed a new one? Well, I think you owe me the same thing. And I’m not talking about a new sofa for the living room or a new office chair. I’m talking about something else I spend even more time with: your wallet. It’s getting a little old now and at this point, the leather is wearing down, the seams are coming undone, it’s getting splotchy, and it’s even starting to smell a little. This might not bother you much, but it’s starting to drive me crazy. So here’s the deal, you get me a new wallet, or next time you bend over I’m going to rip the seams of those new slacks of yours. Don’t test me. I even found the perfect replacement: the Emporio Armani wallet. You can’t go wrong with Armani, and the black leather and canvas is bound to look better and last longer than your other one. You can even get it at a steep daily-deal discount if you buy it today. So don’t wait. Even if you don’t care about those slacks, I can think of a lot of other ways to embarrass you in public. Trust me.
