And that one I shall call…Sagittarius.Wait, what? Why?
Well, my good friend and fellow ancient Greek philosopher, because the outline of those stars look exactly like one of those half-man half-horse thingies.
Are you kidding me?
Not at all. You can see the shape of the tail, the four legs, the head, the arms, and the bow and arrow.
Okay, you’re totally just pulling that out of your butt.
Sigh. You just don’t get it, do you?
Considering you named the last group of stars after a naked virgin lady, no, apparently I don’t.
I’m thinking that group over there should be named after my pet crab, Cancer.
That’s a horrible name for a crab, by the way. Look, I have a better idea. Why don’t we name one of the constellations after this cool new watch I got.
What?
It makes a lot more sense than naming things after your random thoughts. I mean, look at it. It’s a gorgeous Wenger Swiss Military. It has a stainless steel construction with gold-tone links and highlights all over it like the glittering night sky. It’s powerful, it’s majestic, and looks great in a toga-suit. Plus, I got it at a deal of the day discount of 64% off. I mean, what else could be worthy of a constellation?
I’m thinking a goat.
You’re the worst.
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SPECIFICATIONS
Wenger Swiss Military Standard Issue Mens Watch 79167
Brand: Wenger Swiss Army
Model: 79167
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: WN79167
Collection: Standard Issue
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Stainless Steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Diameter: 39mm
Case Back: Screw-on stainless steel
Bezel: Fixed
Dial Color: White
Dial Markers: Arabic
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: Gold tone hour, minute, second
Luminescent: Hands and dial markers
Calendar: Date at 3 position
Crystal: Mineral
Crown: Regular
Band Type: 5-link bracelet
Band Length: Fits wrist size up to 8.5 inches
Band Width: 20mm
Band Material: Two-tone Stainless Steel
Clasp Type: Deployment
Emblem: Swiss Military "cross and shield" logo at 12 o'clock position, clasp, crown, case back
Functions: Date, Hour, Minute, Second
Water Resistance: 100m / 330ft / 10ATM
Misc Information: 18K PVD gold-plated accents
Made In: Swiss Made
Warranty: 3 Year Wenger Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
In 1897 the Original Swiss Army Knife was created in the small village of Ibach, Switzerland. Swiss watches just like the Swiss Army knife, stand for quality "Made in Switzerland". Wenger S.A. with their Headquarters in Delémont in the Jura mountains, established in 1893, is one of Europe's leading knife makers and one of only two official producers of the Swiss Army knife. Skilled workers abound in the Jura mountains, where watch making is a predominant industry, manufacture the famous Wenger knives in multiple operations on the latest machinery.
Wenger watches are designed to meet the most rigorous military requirements. The specifications would impress even the boldest watchmaker. Wenger watches must withstand use in extreme cold and humidity; withstand impacts, magnetism, and sudden changes in altitude. During the Swiss Commando Raid, which brings together military teams from fifteen countries, Wenger watches are subjected to the worst that can be inflicted on a timepiece, and not on a laboratory test benches, but for real.
Uncompromising craftsmanship makes these watches worthy of the "cross and shield" emblem of the Swiss Army Brand. Around the corner or around the globe, classically styled Swiss Army watches will make sure that you're equipped for life's adventures. No matter what those adventures might be.
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Let’s go commando.
Remember Boy Scouts growing up? Where you would wander around in the wilderness with a compass that didn’t even work with a troop leader who didn’t know what he was doing looking for a stream that doesn’t exist? Those were the days. But all the hiking, blisters, short shorts, and mosquitoes were worth it at the end of the day when you’d gather around the campfire to make S’mores, burn things, listen to ghost stories (that happened five years ago to kids just like YOU right here in this very CAMP!), and light our farts (yes, it’s toilet humor, but to a bunch of 12 year old boys, it’s comic genius). The deal of the day today is a watch that harkens back to those days in the woods when we each learned first hand the difference between poison Ivy and not-poison ivy (and why you should pack plenty of toilet paper so that it doesn’t happen ever again). It’s a classic, retro style from Wenger, the maker of the genuine Swiss Army knife, the same knife that gave you your first stitches after trying to carve points into sticks to pass the time. It’s all there: the rotating bezel, the black leather strap, and the dial that you can use to reflect light to signal a rescue plane. And even though you never had any real reason to find “true north,” you’ll get plenty of use out of this daily deal. So buy today, and worry about knowing how to make a tourniquet using a shirt sleeve later (might come in useful next time Matt from Account Management gets his tie caught in the shredder…I seriously didn’t know that actually happened to anyone…)
