Well, Doctor Dweeb, I got your urgent phone call on my bluetooth right in the middle of the National Math Conference. This had better be good.It is, Dr. McAwkward. This is something so monumental it couldn’t wait.
Well, enough with the social banter. You know I’m not good at that. What’s the news?
Well, you know how we’ve been studying the famous Sasquach photo for years now, trying to get any new leads on the creature’s existence and where-abouts. Just recently, we developed some new photo analyzing technology that allows us to zoom and enhance to staggering new proportions, just like on 24.
What show?
Star Trek: The Next Generation?
Ah.
We used this new technology to examine the bigfoot photo, and here’s what we found. Look.
Holy Cylon…
I know. Big Foot is carrying a cell phone.
Incredible.
Yea, but that’s not all. On the cell phone is a cute, fashionable accessory and cellphone strap from the luxury name brand giant Ferragamo. This particular strap comes in Lilac leather with a silver-tone omega ring that connects to any accessory, be it a camera, keys, flash drive, you name it. It’s gorgeous, unique, and as John our intern just found out, is available on JomaDeals at a 69%discount.
But the strap is so feminine. Are you trying to tell me that Big Foot is actually…
Yes. Ms. Bigfoot.
This discovery is going to rock the scientific community as we know it.
Yes, we know. The President has just ordered one of the straps for his wife.
May God help us all.
SPECS
Perfect for your phone, camera, flash drive, keys, etc.
Lilac leather with silver-tone hardware.
Leather strap connects to silver-tone omega ring and black attachment cord.
20" total length.
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ABOUT BRAND
Incorporated in 1927, Salvatore Ferragamo is one of the world’s leading fashion brands in luxury goods. The group is active in the creation, production and distribution of shoes, leather goods, ready to wear, silk products and accessories, as well as fragrances for men and women.
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See our previous Salvatore Ferragamo daily deals.
Check our parent site JomaShop.com for Salvatore Ferragamo Bags, Clothes, and Accessories.
I see London, I see France, I see what’s inside your hand bag. Okay, so I know that doesn’t really rhyme, but this second grade national anthem works well with our deal of the day, so I’m going with it.
So many fashion faux pas, so little time. It drives me crazy thinking about them. Don’t wear socks with sandals. Don’t wear black with brown. Don’t wear white after Labor Day (or is it Memorial Day? I always get those two mixed up for some reason). Don’t eat a catsup popsicle while wearing white gloves. It’s like I’m not allowed to have any fun at all (a fashion faux pas I tend to agree with? Don’t ever wear Crocs. Ever. Or the Snuggie). But Ferragamo makes things a lot simpler. With all the fashion mistakes you can make out there, you can never go wrong with a Ferragamo handbag. Especially this one, the understated, elegant little black handbag to go with that little black dress. Ferragamo is almost always in fashion (I say “almost” because it probably wouldn’t be good to take fishing, but anywhere else might work) And today only on JomaDeals, we’re offering it as one of the exclusive fashion deal of the day, so you can get a luxury, name-brand handbag at a fraction of the price. It’s an awesome handbag that makes you look like a million bucks and become the envy of all your friends and enemies (especially your enemies), and you don’t have to put the entire purchase on your already maxed out credit card (hey, I’m not judging, times are tough and black Friday was last week). If nothing else, it’ll make a great early Christmas gift yourself or a loved one, and they’ll never have to know you got it at a discount. Let ’em think you’re made of money. That’s the joy of giving.