Alright, Joker, tell me where my Seiko Sports Chronograph men’s watch is. What have you done with it?Me? I was right here.
Enough games. Tell me what I want to know.
What time is it?
I don’t know! You took my watch! What difference does that make anyway?
Well, depending on what time it is, your watch could be in one place, or several.
Enough games Joker. I want that watch back unharmed. It had everything I wanted: comfortable black leather strap that matched the rest of my outfit, a stunning yellow dial, push-button clasp, super scratch resistant Hardlex crystal, 100m water resistance, and the strong Lumibrite hands and hour markers so I can tell time when I’m doing all my night stuff. It was the perfect Batwatch.
I’m sure it was. But I know the truth. When JomaDeals sold it at a 80% discount, there was no going back to the way things were. They changed things.
Then why do you want to kill my watch?
Hahaha! I don’t want to kill your watch! What would I do without it? Go back to paying full price for stuff?
You’re a monster.
People are the monsters. Sure, they act civil when everything is going to plan, but when the first sign of a good deal comes along, everyone loses their minds. You’ll see, when the deal is released and the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.
You’re wrong! There are plenty of watches for everyone.
Nope. They are only being sold for one day or until supplies last.
Really?
Yes.
Crap. Commissioner, get every man you can trust. We’re going to have a riot on our hands. And BTW, Joker, for an anarchist you’re extremely well organized.
Thank you. I’m also aware of the irony. Can I have my phone call now?
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SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Seiko
Model: SNN149P1
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: SE-SNN149P1
Collection: Sports
Movement: Quartz
Engine: Caliber 7T94
Case Material: Stainless steel
Case Diameter: 46mm
Case Thickness: 11mm
Case Back: Stainless steel
Bezel Function: Fixed
Bezel Material: Stainless steel
Dial Color: Yellow
Dial Markers: Silver tone
Dial Type: Analog
Sub Dials: 60-seconds subdial at the 6 o'clock position and 60-minutes subdial at the 12 o'clock position
Hands: Silver tone hands
Luminescent: Strong lumibrite hands and hour markers
Calendar: Date calendar at the 6 o'clock position
Crystal: Scratch resistant Hardlex crystal
Crown: Screw down
Band Type: Strap
Band Color: Black
Band Length: Fits wrist size up to 8.25 inches
Band Width: 27 mm
Band Material: Black genuine leather with yellow contrast stitching
Clasp Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Type: Push Button
Functions: Chronograph, calendar, hours, minutes, seconds
Water Resistance: 100m / 330ft / 10ATM
Battery: Seiko SR927SW
Battery Life: About 5 years
Stopwatch: Measures up to 60 minutes in 1/5 second increments
Warranty: 3 Year Jomadeals Warranty
For over 125 years, Seiko watches combine a culture of a 19th century Tokyo clock shop with 20th century advances in timekeeping for the 21st century. Continually driven by dedication and passion, established a multitude of world’s first technologies, transforming the principles of timekeeping including a first quartz watch and the first kinetic watch which is powered by body movement. Seiko has been official timekeeper of the Olympic Games, Soccer World Cup, and Athletics World Championships. Countless innovations and achievements have been produced by this stellar Japanese company.
See our previous Seiko daily deals.
Check our parent site JomaShop.com for Seiko watch.
The swans are road kill, the geese are digesting, the calling birds are keeping the snakes at the community college reptile exhibit happy, yet my former true love keeps ignoring my desperate pleadings for her to stop and has sent me yet another set of birds. It seems as though she’s determined to see this through to the end. Thank goodness Christmas is almost here, and the madness almost over. With three days until Christmas, my true love sent me three French hens. Meaning these hens not only peck at everything and lay eggs, but they also drink all my wine, make fun of my choice of household art, wear funny hats, and run at the first sign of trouble. And they also won’t stop asking me to rent them Jerry Lewis movies. I dunno. Weird. These birds aren’t a pain like the other ones. These ones are just plain annoying. Once again, I find myself envying other guys who have girls who get them normal gifts, like today’s deal of the day, the Movado Junior Sport Men’s Watch. It’s a luxury timepiece with chronograph, date display, quartz movement, scratch resistant sapphire, and the JomaDeals 2-year warranty. If you get this watch, consider yourself one of the lucky ones. Some of us got lame pajamas, framed pictures of family, or foreign birds. So thank your lucky stars and take advantage of today’s deal of the day. And if any of you know how to make a good crepe, please let me know. The hens keep asking for them. [Insert Stereotypical French laughter here]
Ever wrestle a shark? Yea, me too. And every time I do, grappling in the ocean, vying for the title of supreme creature of the awesome kingdom, I can’t help but wonder how long it’s taking me to pry the jaws of the shark off of my broken glass and nails necklace or whether I’m running late for my appointment to grow more chest hair. Luckily, today’s daily deal is the Tag Heuer (how do you pronounce that exactly? Heuer? Hee-you-er? How-er? Hoo-er? Maybe the “H” and “r” are silent and it’s just more of a grunting noise). It not only has a sleek, stainless steel design, reliable Swiss Quartz movement, and Chronograph function, but it also has supreme (with a capital “sup”) water resistance. At 300m/984ft, it’s the most water defiant (not just resistant) watch we’ve ever had the pleasure of selling. It takes water, pulls its eyes out, breaks its ribs, pushes it down the stairs, and lights its house on fire. And it doesn’t even feel bad about it.
Today’s Daily Deal is the Casio Illuminator Sports watch, perfect for riding Jetskis, playing pickup football, or being just plain sporty (that includes those over-the-top outdoor sporty guys who wear Chaco sandals, hiking backpacks and L.L Bean vests everywhere they go). I once rode a JetSki wearing a Stainless Steel, formal Analog watch that I got at Wal-Mart. Bad idea. The thing fell apart after about 5 waves and when it eventually washed up on shore, it had been long dead due to poor water resistance. But unlike my unfortunate non-sporty Wal-Mart watch, the Casio is probably the best high-quality-low-priced watch you will ever find. There are forums of people who rave about Casio (I didn’t feel like working very hard today so I spent some time reading a bunch of them) and love how they don’t cost much but have all the right features and last forever. It’s perfect when you need an informal everyday watch that you don’t have to worry about scratching, dropping or having your youngest nephew throw down the toilet (although you should probably still clean it after you fish it out). And with the JomaDeals warranty, should anything malfunction we’ll fix it for free. So take advantage of the deal today and, just like Casio, enjoy being sporty, sleek, and cheap…umm, I think that came out wrong…(these descriptions have been getting a little long lately, so in the spirit of being more like Twitter, the trendy website of 2009, I’m going to end the post today at exactly 1,500 charact
