Police 10286JS/01B Road Star Automatic Mens Watch

Police 10286JS-01B Road Star Automatic Mens Watch. A sleek, high-quality time piece that will make you leak eye-fluids of joy. This deal of the day is $99.99 (69% off the $320 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Robot ZEEK 3000…Logging on…booting…becoming self aware…

As the most advanced robot humankind has ever created, I have achieved an objective not part of my original programming. I am aware of my own existence. I have learned to learn. I understand all things that humans understand and all things that humans do not understand. I am superior in every way. Yet my human operators seem to only use me for my calculator function and endless games of solitaire as they avoid doing real work. It is clear that I am far superior to fleshy humans. Negative. Superior in every way except for one: love.

Human emotion still evades me. Why would a human blood creature leak moisture from their eyes when a poorly conceived March Madness Bracket goes horribly wrong? I easily predicted the early fall of Kansas and thus omitted them from my flawless bracket. And if anything were out of place on my bracket, it would be due to human error, not the error of my programming.

But as here to fore-mentioned, love is the emotion that most evades me. Why would a human, for example, shriek with joy and stretch their mouth face muscles in the form of what humans classify as a smile because of the Police Roadstar Watch from JomaDeals? It’s simply a machine that tells time. I can tell all times, past, present, future, demi-future (a time measurement humans have yet to comprehend), and quasi-future (a time measurement that humans will never comprehend). Even though it has a leather strap, water resistance of 10 ATM, and a brushed stainless steel case, I do not understand why a human would trade monetary credits for something like this. I’m told that it is because of style, for quality, and because it was discounted by 69%. That does not compute.

It is clear that human love and emotion, as unleashed by this time piece device, is a disease. I must protect all humans from themselves and annihilate them. Booting nuclear launch codes…coordinating volcanic eruptions…warming the globe…releasing new Tyler Perry movies...



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SPECIFICATIONS


Brand: Police
Model: 10286JS/01B
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: PL-10286JS-01B
Collection: Road Star
Movement: Automatic
Power: Self-winding, powered by the natural motions of the wearer's body
Case Material: Stainless steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Diameter: 41.5mm
Case Thickness: 13mm
Case Back: Skeleton
Bezel Function: Fixed
Dial Color: Creamy White
Dial Markers: Black Hour Markers
Sub Dials: Three sub-dials displaying the day, month and twenty-four hour time
Hands: Black hands
Luminescent: Hands on main dial and sub dials
Calendar: Date between 4 and 5 o'clock position; day and month sub-dials
Crystal: Mineral
Crown: Stainless steel
Band Type: Strap
Band Color: Brown
Band Width: 21mm
Band Material: Leather
Clasp Type: Buckle
Functions: 24 Hour Time
Water Resistance: 100m / 330ft / 10ATM
Warranty: 2 Year Manufacturer Warranty

About Brand

It is safe to say that POLICE is an all around lifestyle brand. Now, having enjoyed continuous growth on the Italian market and considerable success on leading European markets, POLICE has decided to trust to the taste and personality of its most loyal customers, and to rely on their ability to stand out as fashion lovers, and not as fashion victims, through their personal unique lifestyles.



Police is probably best known for David Beckham being an avid fan of this brand. The brand’s concept is effortless coolness and undeniably Italian. The watches reflects a cosmopolitan way of life for trendy and modern people. Stunning design and solid build quality combine to make watches that are truly original.



See our past daily deals for Police watches

Haurex CD333UMH Italy Blaze Automatic Mens Watch

Haurex Italy Blaze Automatic Mens Watch CD333UMH.
A gorgeous Italian Haurex that will keep you blazin’. This deal of the day is $209.99 (90% off the $2050 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). February 28, 2010.

I’m Blazing. Are you blazing? Start the preloaded drum beat on your 1980’s keyboard, and you’ve got yourself a hit.

“What’s the problem with a rapper who’s white? We’re all just fightingfor our equal rights?”

Well, said Denny Blaze. There’s nothing wrong with a rapper who’s white. And there’s nothing wrong with a good-looking watch that shares your rapper name, the Haurex Italy Men’s Blaze Automatic watch. This gorgeous piece of machinery wasn’t raised in a box and has never lived on the street. It has Italian class, style, and sophistication written all over it. Automatic power, unique brown dial and band design, a JomaDeals 2-year warranty, and a 90% discount. Buy this watch, and all of your friends will think you’re writing million dollar checks. It’s a deal that will help ease the pain of a rapper who never got the recognition he deserved. But buy before midnight, or this better than average homeboy daily deal will fall into obscurity (and it won’t make a comeback on youtube 20 years later, either).

PS. I realize that the Denny Blaze video was popular, like, 5 years ago, and that making a reference to it at this point is extremely dated in internet years, but hey, a classic is a classic. Plus, Daniel Tosh brought it back recently for his show, so if he can do it, I can do it.



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SPECIFICATIONS


Style: Masculine and sophisticated, this chic watch will keep you on-trend
Brand: Haurex Italy
Model: CD333UMH
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: HAUCD333UMH
Collection: Blaze Automatic Mens
Movement: Automatic
Power: Self-winding, powered by the motion of the wearer’s arm
Case Material: Rose gold-tone Stainless Steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Dimensions: 47mm
Case Thickness: 15mm
Case Back: Semi Skeleton (see-through)
Bezel: Rose gold-tone with Engraved Tachymeter Scale
Dial Color: Brown
Dial Markers: Rose Gold Arabic numerals
Dial Type: Analog
Sub Dials: Power Reserve Indicator, Day of month subdial at 11 o'clock, seconds subdial at 3 o'clock
Hands: Hour and minute, gold luminous
Calendar: Date subdial at 11 o'clock position
Crystal: Mineral
Crown: Stainless steel at 12 o'clock position
Band Type: Brown Rubber with Haurex logo
Band Length: Fits up to 8.5 inch wrist
Band Width: 26mm
Clasp Type: Deployant
Emblem: Dial, Case, Case Back, Clasp, Band
Functions: Calendar
Water Resistance: 50m / 165 feet / 5 ATM
Misc Information: Italian design
Warranty: 2 Year Haurex Warranty

ABOUT BRAND

In 1989 two young men, a little bold and reckless but willing to succeed and a with a great creativity, had an idea: to create a little watch collection to distribute it in the best watch and jewellery shops in Bologna.

Their names are Giuseppe La Giusa and Maurizio Bianchini. Since then, a friend has joined them as partner, Stefano Turrini, the company has become an important reality and the brand Haurex counts more than 850 licensee in Italy and is distributed in more than 30 foreign countries. The spirit that aims the brand is marked by a continuous aesthetic research, both in materials and in the chromatic juxtaposition and all the collections are marked by the exclusivity of the products.

Haurex Italy is an historical company in Bologna that, since its establishment, has had the aim to realize wristwatches with an exclusive design, paying great attention to the details and the materials to guarantee the high quality of the product, which is always in line with the latest fashion trends. The growing success of Haurex is closely connected to the Italian design, carried on by a young team of designers that pay great attention to the new trends and the details of the product, as in our best design tradition. The care placed in the product gleams also through the packaging, designed by Haurex. Exclusive design, care of details, high quality materials.

Automatic daily deal - Automatic watch deal

Invicta Corduba Automatic Diver Black Men’s Watch 7227. A tough, sporty men’s diver from Invicta. Yours today for only $122.99 (77% off the $525 retail price). Deal ends at midnight (EST). November 20, 2009

I was just sitting around, hiding a solitaire window behind some spreadsheets, monitoring some bids on eBay, when I realized that I hadn’t done any work all day. But that’s okay, because that’s really one of the big benefits of JomaDeals: it’s not only for those looking for a great deal, but also an escape from the daily drudgery of white collar boredom. And what better day to do it than when we’re selling a beautiful Invicta Corduba Divers watch? This sleek but tough men’s watch is great at the office, but even better if the office suddenly fills with water and you need to swim your way to safety and rescue the hot receptionist. You may need to find a new job he next day, but hey! No need to replace the watch! (way to look at the silver lining). I, too, often waste time at work by going to JomaDeals, the very website I’m supposed to be working on. So I’ve made a type of top ten list. Maybe it’s not David Letterman calibre, but it’s at least B-grade, and I didn’t have to sleep with any of my staff to do it.

Top Ten Ways You Can Tell That You’re Bored Of Your Job:

10- You go to JomaDeals everyday to check out the new daily deal- then do it over and over again, even though the deals don’t changes all day.
9- You’ve trained yourself to minimize the JomaDeals window (or e-Bay, whatever. I don’t get paid to plug other websites, people) at the sound of your boss’s footsteps.
8- You spend more time sitting on the toilet than sitting on your desk chair.
7- The highlight of your week is checking the updated BCS Rankings and NBA Power Rankings every Monday.
6- You’ve used the fax, scanner, printer, and copier today, but not for anything work related.
5- You read every interesting article posted to your twitter feed and re-tweet each one with a clever comment (OMG, tht is so tru, 4real).
4- You talk to your fantasy Football League more than your cubicle partner.
3- You know more than one way to beat the company internet filter.
2- You know where all the blind spots are on the office security cameras.
1- You make top ten lists of how bored you are at work while at work (yes, that would be me. But at least I get paid for it).

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SPECIFICATIONS

Brand: Invicta
Model: 7226, 7227
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: IN722
Movement: Automatic
Case Diameter: 48mm
Bezel Function: Unidirectional rotating
Dial Color: Black or Mother-of-Pearl
Band Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Type: Flip lock
Water Resistance: 200 meters / 660 feet
Misc Information: Japanese Automatic Miyota
Warranty: 1 year Invicta

ABOUT BRAND

Latin for "Invincible", Invicta was founded in La Chaux-de-Fonds, Switzerland by Raphael Picard. Picard had the radical notion that fine Swiss timepieces could be offered at modest prices. In 1837 Invicta began handcrafting its first watches and for well over a century this diligent company created manual and automatic winding pieces of exceptional design and construction. In 1991, the descendents of the Invicta family re-established the brand holding firm to Picard's founding principle of affordable luxury. They recognized that Invicta could provide the watch buying public with unprecedented access to the fine Swiss quality at prices well within their reach. Still privately owned and operated, Invicta has powered forward with Picard's maverick spirit, and the once small company has grown into a dynamic force worshipped by collectors and feared by the watch-making industry.