Paul Smith Striped Grosgrain Silk Necktie
Graduation Special: A successful tie for a successful graduate. This deal of the day is $21 (84% off the $135 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Successful people wear ties. The President, The Donald, The Hamburgler. All wear ties, all extremely successful.
You know who doesn’t wear a tie? That hipster who lives down the street from you with his ironic t-shirt, carefully maintained scruff, nerd glasses, and homeless-man blazer who sits in his rent controlled Greenwich Village apartment writing melancholy acoustic covers to 80s pop songs. You know how successful he is? Ask the guy taping an eviction notice to his door.
That’s right. Go forth from graduation with a resolve to succeed, not to brood and languish, contributing nothing to society just so you can fulfill your own romantic fantasies of how cool your biopic is going to be once you’re a famous artist (spoiler alert: it ends with you not being a famous artist). Today’s deal of the day is a 100% silk designer Paul Smith tie guaranteed to make you look successful. And when you look successful, it makes you want to be successful. Which makes you actually work hard and think creatively. Which makes your boss happy, which makes you successful. You see, it’s a simple chain of events that begins with you buying our stuff and getting out of your apartment. And we’re so eager to see you succeed that we’re giving it at a 84% discount in honor of graduation season.
So throw off the cap and gown and strap on a tie so you can get to commanding people, firing people, and stealing hamburgers. A more successful life awaits you.
SPECS: Striped tie in shades of blue, navy, turquoise, and light blue. Grosgrain texture. Pink rose pattern silk lining. Necktie measures 57" long and 3 3/4" at widest point. 100% silk.
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.
Successful people wear ties. The President, The Donald, The Hamburgler. All wear ties, all extremely successful.You know who doesn’t wear a tie? That hipster who lives down the street from you with his ironic t-shirt, carefully maintained scruff, nerd glasses, and homeless-man blazer who sits in his rent controlled Greenwich Village apartment writing melancholy acoustic covers to 80s pop songs. You know how successful he is? Ask the guy taping an eviction notice to his door.
That’s right. Go forth from graduation with a resolve to succeed, not to brood and languish, contributing nothing to society just so you can fulfill your own romantic fantasies of how cool your biopic is going to be once you’re a famous artist (spoiler alert: it ends with you not being a famous artist). Today’s deal of the day is a 100% silk designer Paul Smith tie guaranteed to make you look successful. And when you look successful, it makes you want to be successful. Which makes you actually work hard and think creatively. Which makes your boss happy, which makes you successful. You see, it’s a simple chain of events that begins with you buying our stuff and getting out of your apartment. And we’re so eager to see you succeed that we’re giving it at a 84% discount in honor of graduation season.
So throw off the cap and gown and strap on a tie so you can get to commanding people, firing people, and stealing hamburgers. A more successful life awaits you.
SPECS: Striped tie in shades of blue, navy, turquoise, and light blue. Grosgrain texture. Pink rose pattern silk lining. Necktie measures 57" long and 3 3/4" at widest point. 100% silk.
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.
Clark! There’s a desperate woman hanging from the top of that building! Change into your Superman outfit and go save her!
Business executives and Chelsea hipsters of the world rejoice! JomaDeals is offering another name-brand, high-quality, good-for-everything tie at a fraction of the hoity-toity (I’m bringing back 1920s slang, deal with it) retail cost. Once again, looking good doesn’t have to cost a fortune. You’re better off buying a good-quality tie at a discount and then using the savings to do something else while wearing it, like going to the symphony so you can brag to all your friends about going to the symphony telling them how much you enjoy classical music so you look intelligent and refined when in reality you slept through the whole concert (but hey! At least you looked good, and the tie also doubled as an effective drool bib…remind me to pick it up at the cleaners later…). Or you can go to a club downtown and instead of wearing a see-through mesh shirt with tight leather pants like Raúl the Latin gigolo from Buenos Aires, you show up wearing a blazer and tie looking like a champ, and everyone sees you as the young, good-looking, confident, successful professional with ambition on his mind and a wad of cash in his pocket (that you have thanks to all the savings on JomaDeals. See? Everyone wins). It’s a lot like the philosophy of Barney from that show “How I met your Mother.” He was on to something with that whole “always wear a suit” thing. With this Paul Smith tie and a confident smirk on your face (practice the smirk in the mirror before you go out, you don’t want to accidentally do the “crazy stalker” smirk or the “just got a lobotomy is my scar noticeable?” smirk), you’ll be getting so much attention from the fairer gender that you won’t know what to do with yourself (sorry, can’t help you know what to do with yourself, cowboy. We’ll reel in the fish, but you gotta do the cookin’). So buy away! The last tie we featured sold out really fast, so don’t wait until the last minute. No pressure. Just thought I’d warn you.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Johnson. Have a seat. So tell me, why do you want a job at our company?
Today’s deal of the day is another super-sleek, 100% silk designer tie from the one and only Paul Smith. And we’ve got it at an 85% discount. Even though you can never have enough stylish ties for the office, for going out, for church, for special occasions, etc, some people get bored of doing the same routine of tying a tie around your neck. So I’ve taken the liberty of compiling a short list of the different uses for a tie.
“We may never know what caused the man to leap from the top of his 30-floor apartment building into the freezing pool below wearing nothing but a bathrobe, but one thing is for sure, he won’t be watching “The View” again for a very long time. Back to you in the studio, Jim.”
If you’re bored and thinking of changing up your look, why not consider the grizzled hipster beard? It’s gnarly, it’s unkempt, and it’s extremely cool. It’s the number one way to show other people that you enjoy indie bands that they’ve never heard of, play a musical instrument of some kind, and eat hormone-free, cage-free, child-labor-free, garden-grown hummus for breakfast every morning. It’s the look that will tell everyone that when you’re not at your desk crunching numbers, you’re a brooding intellectual contemplating the ambivalence and recklessness of life at a club or smoky dive bar surrounded by admirers to whom you seem listlessly oblivious. Wouldn’t that be the coolest thing ever? At the very least it would make you much more interesting to other people. All the best celebrities grew beards at their low points: Ron Burgundy, Joaquin Phoenix, your College English Professor, etc. And what goes best with a hipster beard? A classy tie. You see, if you grow a sloppy beard, you HAVE to step up your wardrobe at the same time. Otherwise, you don’t look cool and hip. You look homeless and crazy (i.e. The Unibomber, Bin Laden, Rupert from Survivor). And there’s no better way to step it up than by buying yourself a name-brand tie like today’s deal of the day. Today’s daily deal is a Paul Smith Blue and Yellow striped silk tie. It’s a classy look that will make you look awesome. So buy today, and start looking like you had a Hollywood-esque emotional breakdown tomorrow (your friends are going to be so jealous).
Yes, all the Oscar Nominees have been announced, and though you may not look like George Clooney, and you likely haven’t been invited to attend the Oscars, and you haven’t even seen a quarter of the films that have been nominated (movies are expensive, I’m waiting on RedBox), and most of your friends would rather go to Jim Abernathy’s party than your killer-sweet party (damn you, Jim), you can still look red-carpet worthy with today’s deal of the day: this Paul Smith Blue Striped Grosgrain Silk Designer necktie. Every man needs a nice collection of genuine designer ties in his repertoire. He needs ties for work, ties for a night out, ties for the theatre, ties for walking around downtown pretending to bark orders into your phone so people think you’re powerful and important (not that I know from experience or anything…). Designer ties make you look better, but a cheap tie makes you look like a success-poser. And no one likes a poser (not even other posers). So buy today’s deal of the day while it’s still at a steep discount of 90% (we can’t discount by much more than that), and make Jim Abernathy eat it when you show up at his Oscar party looking like a winner and steal all of his thunder and his cheese dip (take THAT Jim. Hahaha!).
Sunday is here and it’s time to put on your Sunday best. Not sure what to wear, you say? Don’t have a tie you say? Wondering how we can hear your thoughts through the computer, you say (it’s a secret, I can’t tell you. Here’s a hint though: ever see Heroes? X-men? It’s like that, but to be honest, it’s more of a curse than a power. Trust me, you do NOT want to know what some people are thinking). Well, we’ve got the answer for you. Today’s Deal of the Day is this Paul Smith Navy Flower Pattern Silk Necktie. It’s a beautiful silk gem that is way better than the fistful of ties you bought off the street corner (although 5 ties for $1 seems like a good deal, they’ll probably fall apart in the first rainstorm). This is your go-to tie when you definitely need to make an impression. It’s your power tie when you need to take control and get the job done. But it has flowers on it, you protest (see, still reading your thoughts). Well, all I have to say is where have you been in the last ten years?! Flowers on a guy is totally cool, totally stylish and totally in right now. Mind you, I’m talking about masculine-type flowers. There is a BIG difference between “floral” patterns (grandma) and flower patterns (cool guys like you).