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Monday, August 31, 2009

Watch Deal: ESQ By Movado 07301123

ESQ By Movado Black Squadron Mens Compass Watch 07301123
http://www.jomadeals.com: ESQ By Movado Black Squadron Mens Compass Watch 07301123.

An regal watch with an innovative patented design. This deal of the day is $94 (80% off the $475 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). August 31, 2009.


What if the United States had royalty? It’s kind of fun to think about (like that one show Kings that came out last year, which I personally thought was really cool but apparently no one else did). And if the US did have royalty, they would definitely wear this watch (aha, did you see how I transitioned into that one? Didn’t see it coming, did you? I’m so smooth today). This watch is sleek, regal, classy, and oozing with contemporary royalty (minus the big ears mousy overbite; think Prince William, not Prince Charles). It goes well with a tux, a sports car, a golf bag, or even an old baggy t-shirt from that company teambuilding exercise you went to 7 years ago with the stain on it that you now use as a pajama shirt (hey, you don’t have to look like a male model ALL the time).

It’s made with intriguing high-tech materials encased in a stainless steel, innovative patented design. It’s perfect for the self-assured man that doesn’t need anything external to give him confidence (but still wants it sometimes. We all get a little insecure). But it’s not all flash. It also has enough dash to it so if you ever need to shed the tux for fatigues, you’ll be able to do it without bothering to change your watch (unless you have to go through airport security on your way, then you’ll have to take it off and put it in that little plastic container along with your belt, cell phone, and shoes, and as you step through that stupid machine, it beeps so you have to go through it again 20 times, each time shedding more and more clothing until you’re in your whitey-tighties and you’re pulled aside and given the “wand” until they finally find that stray nickel hidden in one of your socks, and then when you finally get dressed and put your watch back on, you missed your flight). It’s the kind of dual nature watch that allows you to go from titillating to tough guy, from arugula to hamburger, from Terminator to the Governator. And with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty, if this watch proves disloyal, we’ll fix it so that it can take its rightful place in your court.



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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Dufonte 83029BK - Watch Deal


Dufonte by Lucien Piccard MenDufonte by Lucien Piccard Men's Leather Watch. This deal of the day is $29 (80% off the $145 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Tonight, throw on your fedora, put on the Ritz, hike your trousers up to your nipples, and jump into your Model-T, because it’s time for a real swanky, fast-talkin’ party. And today’s DOTD watch makes it easy to get all dolled up (if you haven’t guessed yet, today’s theme is the 1920s. Cute, huh?) The Dufonte by Lucien Piccard is a sleek men’s dress watch with a classic rectangle dial, fit for high society at a Great Gatsby-esque party including flappers, that new-fangled Jazz music, and a whole bunch of bootleg hooch. And why not? You got a good job on Wall Street, tons of money in stocks, and a thriving speakeasy in your basement. What could go wrong? Feel free to celebrate!

But no matter what time may bring, this watch will give it to you straight and will look good doing it, too (BTW, I learned all my 1920’s slang from the movie Bugsy Malone, staring the pre-Charles in Charge Scott Baio. Ah, the good ol’ days. And did you know Jodie Foster was in that too? Weird, huh?) It comes complete with chronograph function, a brushed stainless steel case, and alligator embossed black leather strap. But jump on the jalopy now (I’m sorry, I just had to do one more), because at midnight tonight, the party is over.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Deal of the day Watches

Swatch Spymaker Blue Irony Mens Watch YCS517G Swatch Spymaker Blue Irony Mens Watch YCS517G


Sleek men’s chronograph watch with classic look and blue dial. This deal of the day watch is $98 (41% off the $165 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). August 29, 2009.






Today’s watch is the Swatch Spymaker, Blue Irony style, From JomaDeals with Love (that was a very poor attempt at a James Bond joke, you probably didn’t even get it, which means that I just pointed out my lameness for no reason, and if I hadn’t said anything you never would have noticed, but now that I’ve wasted a couple lines of text apologizing for it, now you’re going to go back and see the bad joke, when before you would have rolled right past it, ugh, this is turning into a train wreck, I’m going to stop now).

Now, I didn’t see “will make you a spy” in the product description, but it’s called “The Spymaker Blue Irony,” so I assume it has to be true. But I’m not sure what the irony is in “Blue Irony” so let me know if you figure it out. Buy it, wear it around for awhile, and let me know if anything “ironic” happens (note to Alanis Morrisette: “a free ride when you’ve already paid” and “good advice that you just didn’t take” isn’t ironic. It just sucks). In any case, this is a great looking watch, so if you ever did become a spy, its good looks won’t disappoint all the millions of women you’ll be seducing (that’s what spies do, right?). Oh, and make sure you’re the kind of spy who travels to exotic locations chasing bad guys in the name of national security, not the kind of guy who sits in a van across the street with binoculars looking through people’s blinds (get a real hobby, you sicko! I don’t care if Jimmy Stewart did it in Rear Window, it’s still creepy) And its stainless steel construction, chronograph functions, luminous white hands, and pretty blue face combine in such a way that it would make Ian Fleming proud. And if your watch Dies Another Day (I’m sorry, there’s another one, I couldn’t resist), then the JomaDeals 2-year Warranty will bring it back to life.

P.S. Here’s a fun little tidbit. The name “Swatch” comes from saying “Swiss Watch” very quickly. Go ahead, try it. See? Clever, huh? Put that in your back pocket. Share it at parties. Impress your friends.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

Haurex 3N319UWR

Haurex Italy Black Mamba Mens Watch 3N319UWR Haurex Italy Black Mamba Mens Watch 3N319UWR

A sleek, black design for men made of rubber and steel. This deal of the day is $158 (87% off the $1200 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). August 28, 2009.

“I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest [watch]. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be [informed of what time it is].” Those timeless words from a big screen classic sum up this next watch perfectly. The Haurex Italy Black Mamba: the perfect watch to wear on a renegade samurai revenge mission in a bright yellow jumpsuit. Good thing it’s stainless steel, because I have a feeling some heads are going to fly. Its sleek, black design is made of rubber and steel, just like a ninja or a samurai, though ninja’s and samurai’s are actually mortal enemies, and if one group decided to wear this watch, the other group would probably do a 180 and wear pink Hanna Montana watches (coming soon…I’m serious). Why can’t we all just get along and co-exist in deadly co-coolness and fight non-cool things, like terrorists, communists, people who spit their gum out on the sidewalk, and the manager at the Speed-o-Mart gas station near my house (he knows what he did). But one thing is for sure. Whether you fancy yourself a ninja, a samurai, or a blonde woman on a killing spree, this watch will make sure all your jabs and blows are timed just right.

Now this post is getting a little violent, even for me (I once watched Blood McGorefest Part III five times in one night without blinking. My therapist thinks I should start coming in twice a week now), so for the rest of the post I’m going to change gears and talk about the features in a non-violent way. It has a sleek, masculine design, chronograph function, and subdials for hour, minute, and seconds so you know exactly what time your enemy has died and your vengeance achieved (Oops! Sorry! Let ‘s try again). It has a reliable quartz movement and a white face (so far so good) with red accents that look like speckles of (careful…) strawberries (whew!) that have been smashed to death (no!) with love (Aw! How cute) by Care Bears (okay, too cute, get manly again) with bazookas (happy medium achieved!). And should anything ever go wrong with the watch, we have sworn to honor the JomaDeals 2-year warranty and we will fix it. So if there are no further questions or challenges, enjoy the watch and have a good weekend (I should probably add a few romantic comedies to my Netflix Queue tomorrow…that should mellow me out a bit).



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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Burberry Supernova/Black Patent Leather Wallet 3463599


Burberry Supernova/Black Patent Leather Wallet 3463599


Burberry wallet with classic Burberry pattern and patent black leather. This deal of the day is $98 (64% off the $275 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).



Holy Crap! This is the first day on JomaDeals that we’re offering something besides a watch! And it’s a women’s wallet, no less. Women of the world, rejoice! (I’ll pause a moment for you to finish your rejoicing………finished? No? Okay, just get it out of your system and continue reading when you’re done. I’ll just wait right here…laa de daaa...).

Today we welcome the newest edition to the JomaDeal offerings: a genuine, Burberry Black Patent Leather Wallet. It’s beautiful, durable, and chic with the classic Burberry Check pattern. It will fit comfortably in your coat pocket as you gracefully stroll through downtown London in a light drizzle on your way to your countryside home in Netherfield (that’s a charming image, right? Oh, and don’t tell anyone I’ve actually read that book). This DOTD (meaning Deal of the Day, not Department of Transportation & Development, or Dawn of the Dead, or Desolation of the Dragon [if you got that reference, I salute your supreme nerdy-ness, oh King of Nerds]) marks the first of many wallets, handbags, and accessories to come. So buy this wallet and treasure it as the Neil Armstrong of internet deals (except future deals won’t blow up, get lost, or cease to launch due to lack of funding). And since I have yet to write about a product exclusively for girls, this could be a little awkward for the both of us. But I’m willing to give it a try. And if I fail miserably, you can call upon the powers of the JomaDeals warranty and have me exchanged for a new writer (oh, and you can also use the warranty to fix/replace your item should it have any manufacturer defects, too. That’s important). Until then, enjoy your Burberry or buy it for friend for major brownie points. Trust me, she’ll love you forever. I know I will (…I told you this would be awkward…).
  • PVC coated canvas in classic Burberry check.
  • Black patent leather trim with silver-tone hardware.
  • Front pocket has 2 compartments and a zipper closure.
  • Main compartment has a snap closure.
  • Interior lined with black leather.
  • Pockets lined with black nylon with Burberry logo horse pattern.
  • 1 billfold, 2 slip pockets, 6 card slots.
  • 4 1/2" width x 4" height x 1" depth.
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Give-Away

Hello Joma-junkies,

Starting today through Labor Day (Sept 7) we’re giving away $100 giftcard everyday to a random person on our JomaDeals.com mailing list! We did a trial run of this contest last week, and it was so successful, we’re bringing it back for another go. So if the contest came and went and you didn’t win, you now have two more weeks to win! Join the email list! Tell your family, tell your friends, tell your congressman, tell everyone (increase your odds and make a deal to split the prize should you win; hey, I’d do it)!

So to sum things up: that’s $100, everyday, JomaDeals email list only. So get crakin’ and join already!

Lovingly yours,
- The JomaDeals.com staff



The Details:
  • Promotion runs everyday through Sept 7
  • Prize: $100 JomaShop.com gift card
  • Eligibility: those who join or have previously joined the Jomadeals.com email list
  • Those eligible have a new chance to win everyday (cuz we’re nice like that)
  • Winners will be posted daily, while the weekend winners will be posted the following Monday (we have lives outside of work, you know)
  • You can win more than once (if for some strange act of god you happen to win every day, we will stand in awe of your fortune and hand over all the giftcard credits)
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8/19/2009 - Manuel D, CA - $100.00
8/20/2009 - Matt R., North Carolina - $100.00
8/21/2009 - Manny I, NJ - $100.00
8/22/2009 - Jeff H., CA - $100.00
8/23/2009 - Diego V, New Jersey - $100.00
8/26/2009 - Frank H, NY - $100.00

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

DotD Watches: Nixon Sultan Khaki Mens Watch A004403

A quality, style-packed, detail-oriented watch from California that does the talking for you. This deal of the day is $68 (70% off the $225 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). August 26, 2009.

The Nixon watch is a watch that pays attention to details. We know that that you have something to say and give you a way to say it. Anything off-the-shelf won’t do. If you waltz into Walmart, buy the first $9.79 watch you see and expect it to say anything about you other than “I’m a cheap SOB who just waltzed into a Walmart and bought the first $9.79 watch I saw,” you will kindle my wrath and I will therefore embarrass you in front of thousands of people by writing a marriage proposal from you to your girlfriend on the JumboTron at the next Yankees game when you’re definitely NOT ready for it (wanna see?).

Get a watch that says something about you and wear it like the Sultan that you are. And while you’re sitting on your throne, surrounded by your court, a harem of beautiful women, and a heard of Elephants, you better have something good to say (elephants poop more when they’re upset). Otherwise, you’re going to get thrown in jail by a lanky, dark-dressing villain with a wise-crakin’ genie and will only be saved by a young and dashing hobo on a magic carpet who kills the villain, steals the genie, and selflessly wishes for everything to go back to normal (I would have wished for an XBOX 360. And a pet tiger. And a rocket ship. Good thing I didn’t have to save you, cuz I probably would have left you in jail while playing Halo all day in your palace).

The Nixon Sultan is built for style, for high stress work and play conditions, and for riders of all types: skaters, snowboarders, surfers, and other people on a whole different plane of cool than the rest of us (I was on a skateboard only once. Shattered my pelvis. That’s right, my body systematically and violently rejects all forms of cool that even come near my body; it’s like that one time I threw up on Shaun White; not pretty). So ditch the cheap Walmart watch (it’s going to break in 5 days anyway), put this bad boy on your wrist, and let your reign of cool begin (which I hope will be better than Matthew McConaughey’s Reign of Fire)

Video: YouTube

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

TX T3B911: Coupon

Use coupon code "JOMA5" to take $5 off

DOD Watches - TX T3B911



TX 730 Series Fly-back Chronograph Mens Watch T3B911

This advanced, sleek, pilot watch is today’s deal of the day for $168 (66% off the $495 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Well, turns out the CEO wasn’t satisfied by my very public admittance of watch-feature ignorance last week, so now he’s making me write about another watch from the same series to teach me a lesson (today I had my head buried in a watch dictionary for 3 hours before I realized there is no such thing as a watch dictionary and that I was actually reading a Lands End catalog; I thought I was just bored from work, but turns out I was just bored). Anywho, despite everything, my watch IQ is a little higher now, so let’s have another go at it (and put all office mistakes behind us).

This is a really great, technologically advanced watch. The Fly-back Chronograph, Electronic Compass, and Second Time Zone features were inspired by and made for the professional pilot, which is great if you’re a either a pilot or someone who wishes he was a pilot but studied accounting instead and now he’s miserable because his job is boring and he didn’t follow his childhood dreams, but suddenly on a business trip tons of poisonous snakes attack his plane and kill all the pilots mid-flight and since he has this cool pilot’s watch he’s the only one left qualified to land the plane and at first he’s scared but then he summons his inner strength motivated by his wife and kids and the other passengers on the plane so he takes the controls and while going through some serious character development and personal growth he lands the plane in the climactic finale that teaches him to believe in himself and gives him the courage to tell off his boss and quit his accounting job and start pilot training (I’ve already started the screenplay for this, so don’t bother stealing it, and for the last time, NO, it’s NOT a remake of Snakes on a Plane, it’s completely different! I’m calling it “Air-countant” or “Number Crunch” or “Death and Taxes” or something totally sick and totally NOT Snakes on a Plane so stop saying that). In short, (that was a REALLY long sentence, sorry) this watch is cooler than a Swedish music video (well maybe not THAT cool, but almost). So enjoy this great timepiece in all its technological, sleek designed, screenplay-inspiring glory.P.S. There were some errors in Sunday’s listing due to the fact that it was Friday when I wrote it and I wanted to check out early for my weekend beach party. Here’s the Error: I posted this video when I meant to post this one. See the difference? One’s funny, one’s not. Blame it on Friday laziness.
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Monday, August 24, 2009

Invicta Pro Diver Automatic Skeleton Mens Watch 9937C

Deal of the day Watch - August 24, 2009

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The sleek, inventive, intricate men’s watch at a huge discount. This deal of the day is $249 (80% off the $1295 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Happy Monday! Time to shop away your Monday morning blues with a little “hide the shopping window behind an Excel spreadsheet and pretend to be working” session. Today, from the same family that brought you the Ghost watch, Invicta brings you the high end member of the Pro Driver line, the Skeleton Watch (let’s see how many skeleton or bone related jokes I can make in one post. Ready?). Make no bones about it (one), this watch is so great it’ll make you jump right out of your skin (two). The Skeleton is so sleek and shiny that it would force a pirate to use his skull and crossbones flag as a drool bib (three?). And at our huge discount price, this watch is sure to shiver your timbers (I’ve decided to count pirate jokes, four).

This watch is usually pretty expensive, so you know its high quality, but we’re stripping the price down to the bare bones (five) for a truly rock bottom price (not a skeleton joke, but I still like it, six). This is not only a high quality watch with an intricate design, but the clear back casing makes it possible to see the watch’s inner workings for a show that’s guaranteed to tickle your funny bone (that one was bad, I’m not counting it). And with our JomaDeals 2-year warranty, sticks and stones will never hurt these bones (that one was rad, it counts as ten). So with these sleek watches at a bone-chilling price, this is one skeleton you won’t want to hide in your closet (Ooo! Combo move! Bonus!).





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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Swatch Scuba Beach Virgin Watch SDG104

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A fun, trendy watch for the girl (or guy) with a young sense of style. This deal of the day is $22 (73% off the $80 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

This is quite literally the most fun watch we’ve ever sold on JomaDeals. Just looking at it makes me want to grab my swim trunks, call my best gal and my groovy, upper-middle class white friends and have a beach party with Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters (don’t blame me for the lack of diversity in the 60s, blame Frankie Avalon). And if I get enough courage, I might even ask Annette if she wants to go steady and give her my class pin. That’d be swell! Then we could go to lovers lane and she’d hold my hand for sure (but not for TOO long. I know she’s not that kind of girl).



This is a women’s watch, but if you’re a man who thinks you can pull it off (you’re either too cool for this planet or…something else) then you’re more than welcome to buy one, too (three, four, haha, just a little homophone joke, sorry. I’m sure you grammar geeks got it…and you know who you are…you’re the same people who email me everyday just to point out all the typso in my watch descriptions…jeez, give my a brake). But for you ladies, this is definitely the watch to bring out your own sense of style and squeeze in a few more days of summer. And when the rest of your friends are complaining about how cold it is, you’ll be outside sunbathing in a snowstorm, warmed only by your bikini watch and the feeling of getting it at a very low price. (FYI: unless you’re a Sub Artic Walrus, I don’t recommend sunbathing in a blizzard. We don’t want any “didn’t keep me warm during a blizzard” related returns. And if you are a walrus, buy the watch and be glad you’re not an Elephant Seal).





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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Omega Seamaster Aqua Terra Watch Mens Watch 2317.30

A beautiful luxury watch that’s the right combo of sophistication and power. This deal of the day is $1607 (55% off the $3,550 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

The Omega Seamaster Aqua Terra Super Awesome Alpha Gold Rocket Ninja watch. That was the original name, but it was a bit too long to fit on the tags (My original name was Ted Charles Mindy He-man Jefferies the III, Destroyer of Worlds. I have a really weird family history). But just the same, this watch is a true gem for any man who could kill a moose with his bare hands while wearing an Armani suit and making dinner reservations at The 21 Club in Manhattan (I hear they make an excellent melted gold soup; make sure to ask for diamond croutons, they’re delicious, and good for the digestive tract).

So why the Seamaster, you ask (I can hear your thoughts through the computer, cool huh?). Well, have you ever met a Seamaster who wasn’t the coolest guy ever? Captain Ahab, Captain Stubing, Captain Crunch (don’t make fun of him, he’s killed more giant squids than you’ve eaten tacos)!? All the coolest people you’ll ever meet. And with this watch you can consider yourself in their league at a fraction of the cost (we won’t tell them if you don’t; if they found out you made it into the Cool Captain Club without paying full dues, they’d make you kiss a Hammerhead, and they are horrible kissers).





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Friday, August 21, 2009

JomaDeal: Fossil ME1036

Fossil Twist Silver Dial Mens Watch ME1036



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Retail:
$115.00
Sale Price:
$48.00
Quanity:
You Save:
$67.00 (58%)




Unique yet stylish design with intricate construction and partial cutaway. This deal of the day is $48 (58% off the $115 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).


It’s Casual Friday! No doubt you giggled like a school girl as you picked out your favorite message-t (my pick today? My Jonas Brothers Fan shirt. Don’t judge me), your most comfortable pair of Levi’s, and your new converse sneakers (ooh, look at you Mr. Trendy shoe guy!). But I’m starting to resent casual Fridays. Maybe it has something to do with our receptionist “Big Cindy” in her shorty-shorts with the word “Juicy” stretched (seriously, STRETCHED) across the back, or Carl from shipping in his full-body shark costume (the worst part is that all day he sneaks up behind me humming the “Jaws” theme and scares the hell outta me, and it’s SOOO not funny, but everyone laughs when I jump, which encourages him to do it every 15min…and the worst part is that I KNOW it’s coming but still jump and spill coffee all over my keyboard…as we speak I’m writing this with my 4th keyboard today…Ahhh!gbklaeuibrvaekl…5th keyboard…damn you Carl). In any case, for the sake of my computer and the company’s office supply budget, I’ll gladly save my Hammer Pants until Saturday to save everyone from the horror of David the Accountant and his see-through mesh tank top (shudder*).

Hopefully this watch will brighten your otherwise too-freaky Friday. The Fossil Twist Men’s watch is beautifully designed and intricately constructed with a stark white dial with partial cutaway revealing (in a good way) the elegant mechanics of its inner workings. And it’s classy enough to look good on any day of the week, casual or not. Now excuse me while I go protest casual Fridays to my boss (Did he just walk in wearing a Tron costume? That is so 2004).

(note: due to the graphic nature of the aforementioned Casual Fridays, I am not able to post pics of our actual Casual Friday at this time. Instead, I’ve posted what casual Fridays looked like in the 80s and a video of a turtle eating a pigeon)

Video: YouTube






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Thursday, August 20, 2009

JomaDeals: Promotion


Congratulations to Matt R. from North Carolina - you won a $100 gift card to JomaShop.com!!!


$500 give-away


Didn't sign up yet? see details at http://www.jomadeals.com/content/Promotion500.aspx

JomaDeals Coupon



Today’s deal only - coupon code "toolkit" - $1 savings


16-Piece Deluxe Watch Repair Tool Kit - August 20, 2009

16-Piece Deluxe Watch Repair Tool Kit


Everything you need for home watch repair. This deal of the day is $7.99 (90% off the $80 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

We’re shaking things up for all you joma-jumkies out there. We’ve been offering deals for a while now, and you’ve no doubt gobbled up each and every one of them, eagerly clicking away with your mouse like a kid in a candy store, unable to control your impulses to buy more and more watches at extraordinarily low JomaDeals prices (if this is you, we’re flattered, but I really don’t see us becoming anymore than just friends, so I appreciate the poem you wrote and that bouquet of flowers, but maybe you should get some help). So with all those watches you currently have in your possession, you’re probably dying to tinker around with ‘em and see how they work. Or maybe you want to replace the battery and don’t want to shell out $20 to some watch guy downtown to do it. Or maybe you already have a collection of normal sized tools and are looking for some miniature ones to keep around just for fun (miniature tools+cats in hard hats=the next youtube hit). Whatever the reason, this is the tool kit that will give you the confidence to fix anything. This 16-piece set has everything you need for basic and not-so-basic watch repair and maintenance. And at 5 bucks, it’s a really cheap investment that’s bound to save you a pretty penny on repair bills down the road, making for a longer lasting watch and a fatter wallet (that you can then turn around and use to buy more watches from us. See, everyone’s happy).
Pieces Included:
Piece 1:

Watch Strap Holding Block

Piece 2:

Watchband Link Pin Remover

Piece 3:

Stainless Steel Tweezers

Piece 4:

Mini Long Nose Pliers with Side Cutters

Piece 5-7:

3 Pin Punches

Piece 8:

Small Hammer (metal and plastic ends)

Piece 9:

Watch Case Wrench

Piece 10:

Watch Case Knife

Piece 11:

Pin Pusher/Spring Bar Remover

Piece 12-13:

2 Mini Phillips Screwdrivers

Piece 14-16:

Precision Slotted Screw Drivers


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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

TX 730 Series Fly-back Mens Watch T3B931


A chic, advanced, quality watch at a huge discount. This deal of the day is $144.99 (68% off the $450 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).


The TX 730 Series fly-back chronograph is so cool and advanced I don’t even know what half the functions do. I thought watches just kept the time and date and sometimes came with an alarm that goes off in the middle of the important part of a movie and you don’t know how to turn it off so it beeps every five minutes and everyone in the theatre hates you but it’s dark so they don’t know where you are so luckily you can hide in the darkness of the 3rd row hoping their anger will shift from you to the guy who brought the red laser pointer (BTW: when I am the emperor of the world, the only permissible use of a laser pointer will be for teasing cats).

But I realize it’s inconsiderate of me to try and sell you on this watch without knowing what the features are, so give me a second while I go and look them up. Okay, I’m back (didn’t seem very long did it? What, did you expect me to type out 5 minutes worth of empty space just to make it feel like you were actually waiting for me? I have a life, you know). The tachometer, according to Wikipedia, is “the scale inscribed around the rim of an analog watch, useful in converting time intervals to speed or other rates of events.” So, yea, I still don’t know what it is, but it sounds cool. The fly-back chronograph, also according to Wikipedia, is “a single button used for stopping, resetting and restarting the chronograph function of the watch.” Too bad. I thought it was a button that made you go back in time (fun activity I found on a blog: run up to someone on the street in a panic and ask them what time it is. After they reply, grab them by the shoulders and ask, “No! What YEAR is it!” After they reply, look off into the distance and say, “Then there’s still time to stop it before…” then run off mid-sentence. Bonus points if you wear tattered post-apocalyptic looking clothes).

Besides that, this watch has some other really cool features that I didn’t have to look up like an electronic compass, a second time zone, and a black leather strap that you can wear without feeling like a reject from “The Matrix". And with our 2-year jomadeals warranty, if your fly-back function accidentally sends you back in time where you prevent your parents from falling in love, we’ll do whatever it takes to make things right (including the rock ‘n’ roll guitar solo).





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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

JomaDeals: Promotion


Hello Joma-junkies,

Well, well, well, so you like JomaShop but you’re not on the JomaDeals mailing list yet. What’s holding you back? Could it be that you’re waiting for an insanely awesome incentive? Well, the wait is now over! Starting today through Sunday, August 23, we’re taking our JomaDeals.com mailing list, writing the names down on little pieces of paper, mixing them up in an old top hat, and drawing out a single winner of a $100 JomaDeals gift card! And yes, we’re doing it EVERYDAY for five days, so if you’re not on the list yet, now’s the time to do it! I’m so excited, I’m going to use three more exclamation points in a row at the end of this sentence!!!

So to sum things up: that’s $100, everyday, JomaDeals email list only. So get crakin’ and join already!

Lovingly yours,
- The JomaDeals.com staff



The Details:
- Promotion runs everyday through Aug 23
- Prize: $100 JomaDeals.com gift card
- Eligibility: those who join or have previously joined the Jomadeals.com email list
- Those eligible have a new chance to win everyday (cuz we’re nice like that)
- Winners will be posted daily, while the weekend winners will be posted the following Monday (we have lives outside of work, you know)
- You can win more than once (if for some strange act of god you happen to win all 5 days, we will stand in awe of your fortune and hand over all the $500)

Swiss Military 06-4035-04-001


Beautifully powerful, brown-leather band Swiss Quartz men’s watch. This deal of the day is $48.00 (68% off the $150 retail price) - August 18, 2009.

Magellan circumnavigates the world. Louis and Clark chart the Louisiana Purchase. Ernest goes to camp. What do all these brave souls have in common? Their discoveries are nothing compared to this Swiss Army Conquest watch. Sure, these other conquest-ors did some impressive things, but they could have done a whole lot more with a watch like this. With precision Swiss Quartz timekeeping, Magellan could have circumnavigated the globe AND not been killed by a poisonous arrow in the Philippines while losing half his men to scurvy. With the genuine brown leather strap, Louis and Clark could have charted the new territory without hunting the Buffalo to near extinction (I hear you can still get their jerky in Wyoming…Buffalo jerky, not Louis and Clark jerky, you sicko). And with luminous hands and dial markers, Ernest could have gone to camp AND not fallen off a ladder while clinging to his frayed safety rope (oh, who are we kidding? Those hilarious, good-hearted hijinks are comedy gold!).





So as you don this watch (don as in “wear” not don as in Don Knotts, although it would be pretty cool if you magically became Don Knotts when you put the watch on. That would make a great Don Knotts movie, BTW), remember that you’re walking in the footsteps of the great conquestors (I know this isn’t technically a word, deal with it) of the past. You’ll discover new worlds (like the Japanese Butter Marker or Hot Food Blower) and maybe even discover something about yourself in the process (like why you bother to read this ENTIRE description when you could have been doing something else to waste time at work, like watching this). So pounce on this deal while it’s still largely undiscovered, Joma-junkies, and we might even let you name the watch in honor of your beloved Queen! (And don’t steal my Don Knotts movie idea; that’s my golden ticket out of this dead-end web-writing job).

Monday, August 17, 2009

Tag Heuer 2000 Aquaracer Mens Watch CAF1111.FT8010

Tag Heuer CAF1111.FT8010
The Premier, Gold-standard Sports Watch. This deal of the day is $625 (65% off the $1800 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

When your uncle wants a sports watch to see how long it takes for him to run from the couch to the store and back on a beer run, anything from Shopko will probably do the trick. When a guy who wrestles Great White’s for fun while swimming the English Channel in less time than it takes you to eat a donut wants a watch to keep track of all the Olympic records he’s breaking, nothing will do but Tag Heuer (I wrestled a shark once in 84’ to impress a girl, but instead of the English Channel it was my bathtub, and instead of a shark it was my dog, and instead of the Olympics it was my house during summer break when I was seven, and instead of a girl it was my mom. But it’s basically the same thing).






It’s the premier sports watch in the entire world. And based on how expensive this watch usually is without our discount, you can bet I’m not making this up (my right ear twitches when I lie, and so far I’m completely twitch free). Heuer's gold-standard precision earned them the privilege of providing official timing services for the Olympic Games, the FIS Ski World Cup, the FIA Formula 1 World Championships, and many others events that are way too hard core for normal people to participate in (outside of watching from the sidelines and saying “Oooo!”). And with such a huge discount, now you too can afford to go from David Hasselhoff “Hooked on a Feeling” lame to Ninja Assassin Chuck Norris awesomeness (FYI: Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is).

Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Joma Deal: Lucien Piccard 26969WH


Lucien Piccard Benoit Oversized Sporty Mens Watch 26969WH


Sun, August 16, 2009


Superior Swiss designed men’s timepiece with unique acrylic framing. This deal of the day is $48 (88% off the $395 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).


The world runs on Lucien Piccard time. Which I hear is a few hours ahead of Denver, and it doesn’t adjust to the leap year or switch to daylight savings time (just like AZ, the freaks). But once you figure out when Lucien Piccard time is, it’s pretty awesome (word is that it's in another dimension, like on "Sliders". Remember that show? It had Jerry O'Connell in it, that guy who’s in "Joe's Apartment" and a bunch of other stuff. My wife had a crush on him, which is okay, cuz he's weird looking. Anyways, remember on Sliders when they went to that one dimension where dogs wore clothes and supermodels were in charge of everything? That was cool.) and this Benoit watch will help you make the most of it. (I apologize for that longer than usual diversion; I was totally back in 1995 for a second there. I also apologize for the obscure "Joe's Apartment” reference).






The watch is sophisticated, easy to read, easy to own, and has an awesome Stainless Steel case framed with 21st Century Acrylic (none of that crappy 20th century acrylic; that stuff sucked). And with the Jomadeals 2-year warranty, if the watch ceases to work like……clockwork……(sorry for the bad pun, I couldn't think of anything else to put there, I hope the photo below will make up for it), then we’ll be sure to set it straight. But act now, because this deal ends at midnight eastern standard time (which is a few hours past Lucien time, minus daylight savings, adjusted for the leap year…forget it, I’m moving to AZ).

Saturday, August 15, 2009

JomaDeal: Skagen 233SSSB


JomaDeals: Skagen Slimline Mesh Ladies Watch 233SSSB
Deal of the Day
Sat, August 15, 2009

Elegant European luxury straight from the streets of Copenhagen. This deal of the day is $39 (61% off the $100 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Happy Saturday everyone! Make yourself a stack of pancakes, turn on the morning cartoons, and get to shopping online in your PJ’s. That’s what Saturdays are all about (unless you work in retail, like me, and then you have to work weekends and Holidays to serve all the people lucky enough to have a normal job. Cherish it. I’d live vicariously through you if I weren’t constantly seething with jealousy).

Anyway, to celebrate the coming of another glorious weekend, we bring another signature Skagen watch, with a look that mirrors European sophistication so well that it’s almost like someone ripped the clock off a quaint, Danish clock tower, added some straps, and wore it on their wrist (but don’t do this for real, it would actually be pretty stupid, and you’d be too busy trying to balance a giant clock on your wrist that you wouldn’t have time to look good doing it, so just buy this watch instead and save yourself the trouble…and the inevitable jail time that comes from stealing the clock off of a Copenhagen clock tower).





It’s slim, elegant, and represents all things high-end Europe. But you don’t have to pay a hefty import tax. Or order it from a Duty Free catalog. Or check it at customs on the way home. But you’ll still probably have to remove your belt and shoes at security (sorry, we can’t help that).

Friday, August 14, 2009

Jomadeals: Nike WC0068-502 Watch


Nike Torque Titanium Men’s Watch WC0068-502
Jomadeals - Fri, August 14, 2009

High-end Digital Sportswatch with sleek Titanium case and band. This deal of the day is $64.99 (67% off the $199 retail price). Time runs out on this sale at midnight tonight (EST).


Leave the stainless steel to Martha Stewart. Real men need titanium (grrrr, I’m flexing my muscles, can you tell? No? …sigh…). This sleek, sporty, titanium dream is a fantastic watch at a huge discount. If you don’t buy, I’ll personally come over to your house and body-slam tackle you into the ground (actually, I’ll probably hire someone to do it; we’ve already established my lack of muscles, and thanks for bringing it up again, btw).





This is a quality, Haute Couture Sports watch if there ever was one (just try to imagine T.O on the catwalk; I heard he has nice legs). It’s tough and sporty, yet sleek and fashionable. Try to imagine, when these athletes finish a game and leave the field/court/bowling ally, they don’t go straight to the gym to blast their quads again (I honestly don’t know what that means, I heard it at the gym the other day…okay, I heard it walking by a gym…okay, fine! I heard it watching a TV show that had a scene in the gym while I sat on the couch eating chocolate-covered bacon ice cream and fell asleep with the spoon in my mouth. Happy?!). They put on a killer suit and drive their sports cars to the best clubs and restaurants, all while using their Nike Torque to remind them of how much time they’ve wasted (of course Nike gave them theirs for free; the best we can do is sell it at a steep discount for almost free; when you learn to throw a 100 yrd touchdown pass or tackle a 300-lb linebacker, then we’ll talk about free).

By the way, chocolate covered bacon is delicious. It’s only a matter of time before Ben & Jerry’s buys the ice cream rights.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Joma Deals: Invicta 7033 ($125.00)


Invicta Ocean Ghost III Mens Watch 7033
Deal of the Day
Thu, August 13, 2009

Stylish Invicta men’s watch, silver with the right touch of sapphire-blue. Available for only $125 (70% off the $420 retail price). Sale disappears at midnight tonight (EST).

Ooohoooh! Scary Ghost watch! Ooohooohooo! What a sec, this isn't a Ghost watch, it’s just old man Withers who runs the haunted amusement park! And don't give me any excuses about "woulda got away with it blah blah blah you meddling kids." Off to jail with you! Case closed. Now what was I doing before I jumped in the Mystery Van with a bunch of groovy teenagers? Oh, yea, watches. Let's talk about watches. The Invicta Ocean Ghost watch is a sleek, silver, quality-made timepiece with just the right touch of sapphire-blue that we know you'll love. And yes, it also looks like the kind of watch a Ghost would wear on an ocean cruise (favorite destination? The Boo-hamas. Haha. Get it? Okay, sorry. That was bad. I got it off a Laffy Taffy wrapper. Thought it was funny at the time, but of course it was 3 in the morning, and everything is funny THAT late at night. No more puns, I promise. But I make NO promise about ghost-related references).






This watch is of the highest quality and is one of the best looking watches we've ever sold here. I wouldn't be surprised if Demi Moore bought one, fell in love with it, lost it to a mugger, then had it returned to her by a young Whoopi Goldberg (see, told you there would be more ghost-related references, I’m sooo clever). And with the Invicta 2-year warranty, if it dies unexpectedly (like the latter-mentioned celebrity's movie career), then we'll replace it with a living one.

If there's an Invicta watch…in ur neighborhood…who ya gonna call? Okay, sorry, I'll stop.

Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.