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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Joma Deals: Invicta 7033 ($125.00)

Invicta Ocean Ghost III Mens Watch 7033
Deal of the Day
Thu, August 13, 2009

Stylish Invicta men’s watch, silver with the right touch of sapphire-blue. Available for only $125 (70% off the $420 retail price). Sale disappears at midnight tonight (EST).

Ooohoooh! Scary Ghost watch! Ooohooohooo! What a sec, this isn't a Ghost watch, it’s just old man Withers who runs the haunted amusement park! And don't give me any excuses about "woulda got away with it blah blah blah you meddling kids." Off to jail with you! Case closed. Now what was I doing before I jumped in the Mystery Van with a bunch of groovy teenagers? Oh, yea, watches. Let's talk about watches. The Invicta Ocean Ghost watch is a sleek, silver, quality-made timepiece with just the right touch of sapphire-blue that we know you'll love. And yes, it also looks like the kind of watch a Ghost would wear on an ocean cruise (favorite destination? The Boo-hamas. Haha. Get it? Okay, sorry. That was bad. I got it off a Laffy Taffy wrapper. Thought it was funny at the time, but of course it was 3 in the morning, and everything is funny THAT late at night. No more puns, I promise. But I make NO promise about ghost-related references).

This watch is of the highest quality and is one of the best looking watches we've ever sold here. I wouldn't be surprised if Demi Moore bought one, fell in love with it, lost it to a mugger, then had it returned to her by a young Whoopi Goldberg (see, told you there would be more ghost-related references, I’m sooo clever). And with the Invicta 2-year warranty, if it dies unexpectedly (like the latter-mentioned celebrity's movie career), then we'll replace it with a living one.

If there's an Invicta watch…in ur neighborhood…who ya gonna call? Okay, sorry, I'll stop. does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.

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