A fun, trendy watch for the girl (or guy) with a young sense of style. This deal of the day is $22 (73% off the $80 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
This is quite literally the most fun watch we’ve ever sold on JomaDeals. Just looking at it makes me want to grab my swim trunks, call my best gal and my groovy, upper-middle class white friends and have a beach party with Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters (don’t blame me for the lack of diversity in the 60s, blame Frankie Avalon). And if I get enough courage, I might even ask Annette if she wants to go steady and give her my class pin. That’d be swell! Then we could go to lovers lane and she’d hold my hand for sure (but not for TOO long. I know she’s not that kind of girl).
This is a women’s watch, but if you’re a man who thinks you can pull it off (you’re either too cool for this planet or…something else) then you’re more than welcome to buy one, too (three, four, haha, just a little homophone joke, sorry. I’m sure you grammar geeks got it…and you know who you are…you’re the same people who email me everyday just to point out all the typso in my watch descriptions…jeez, give my a brake). But for you ladies, this is definitely the watch to bring out your own sense of style and squeeze in a few more days of summer. And when the rest of your friends are complaining about how cold it is, you’ll be outside sunbathing in a snowstorm, warmed only by your bikini watch and the feeling of getting it at a very low price. (FYI: unless you’re a Sub Artic Walrus, I don’t recommend sunbathing in a blizzard. We don’t want any “didn’t keep me warm during a blizzard” related returns. And if you are a walrus, buy the watch and be glad you’re not an Elephant Seal).Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.
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