Alright, gentleman. We’ve called this super important board meeting to discuss quarterly profits. We need a sure-fire strategy and we need it done now. I’ve been thinking about this long and hard since the end of my afternoon nap on my million dollar desk, and I think I have something.
As you know, people only have one of themselves. No clones as of yet, though I’m still waiting on R&D to get back to me on that. And since people only have one of themselves, that means they only have one head to wear the hats we make, one body to wear the clothes we create, and one stomach to eat the food we produce. Some may say we’ve reached the end of what’s possible for the ordinary human to hold. But they’re wrong. It turns out that people have TWO arms. That's right. Let that sink in for a moment.
Take, for example, this gorgeous Philip Stein timepiece. It’s sleek, beautiful, name brand, high quality, and guaranteed to make the person who carries it swim through jealousy as they walks down the street. Anyone would love this bag.
And since people wear watches around their wrists, and we've now established that they have TWO arms, each usually featuring it's own wrist, why do we allow our customers to walk around with only one watch when they should have a watch on each wrist! If we market the hell out of this “two watches per person” concept, we’ll instantly double the revenue coming out of our watch division. It’s the perfect strategy.
What’s that Jenkins? JomaDeals is selling the same watch? And they’re doing it at a 52% deal of the day discount on the Internet? And you think that’s a much better strategy than trying to sell people two watches at once. That's what you think, is it?
You’re so fired.
And what the heck is this Internet?
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SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Philip Stein
Model: S2-G-CB-SS
Gender: Unisex
Manufacturer Item: PHS2-G-CB-SS
Collection: Teslar
Movement: Quartz
Functions: Hours, Minutes, Seconds, Dual Time
Case Material: Stainless Steel
Case Shape: Oval
Case Dimensions: 50mm x 32mm
Case Thickness: 10mm
Bezel Function: Fixed
Bezel Material: Stainless steel
Dial Color: Black
Dial Markers: Index hour markers and Silver tone roman numerals
Dial Type: Analog
Sub Dials: Two dials
Hands: Silver tone hands
Crystal: Scratch Resistant Sapphire
Band Type: Bracelet (note, that JomaShop.com has a full range of Philip Stein 20 mm leather, ostrich, alligator, calf skin watch straps, and many more)
Band Color: Silver tone
Band Width: 20mm
Band Material: Stainless Steel
Clasp Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Type: Deployment
Water Resistance: 30m/100ft
Misc Information: Every Philip Stein timepiece has integrated active Teslar technology designed to reinforce the human body’s electromagnetic field with a natural earth signal associated with calm, meditation, relaxation and enhanced performance. Experience the Teslar Effect and let yourself feel more relaxed, more rested and less tense.
Warranty: 2 Year Jomadeals Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
Combine good fashion sense and a quality watch and you get a Philip Stein watch. Termed by wearers as the “feed good” watch, Philip Stein watches has changed the way people think about watches. Using TESLAR technology, named after Nikola Tesla, who help create the means to power towns and cities around the world with electricity. Philip Stein watches are made to strengthen the body’s own electromagnetic field to resist negative effects of cell-phones, computers and other electronic devices.
How does that sad story of my social missteps relate to today’s Daily Deal? Well, this watch is an Invicta Force Lefty Terra Military, a watch designed to be opposite. It’s a mirror image watch. Everything on the dial has been flipped (except the numbers still go the same way, it’s not THAT twisted). It’s like looking at yourself in a mirror all the time (a great feature for our narcissist customers). The dial knobs are built on the left side rather than the right, and the strap pins are furnished with little levers that allow you to remove them without tools. So this Daily Deal is not only great for people who want something different, but also for people who want to wear TWO watches at once (one on the left, one on the right; that would be the coolest thing ever, you’d be like 
What’s better than having a belt? Not having to take that belt off in the airport forcing you to hold onto your trousers (that’s right, I said trousers, the British version of the word “pants”) without shoes on as you waddle through the metal detector and set it off because you forgot to take the change out of your pocket and now you’re getting “wanded” by a big, scary Indonesian dude and now they are taking you into a back room holy crap (sorry…flashbacks…). But you know what’s also better than having just one belt? Having TWO belts that you can wear anytime you want! Being chased by bad guys and need to escape down a telephone wire? Take off the belt and use it to slide your way down the wire to safety. The possibilities are endless (well, maybe not endless, but there are at least, like 6 or 7 possibilities here, which is still pretty good for a belt). Buy today before midnight to get this multi-tasker at a 29% deal of the day discount.
Dear Petey,
Saturday is about one thing: a big breakfast.
I once read about this experiment that this Harvard Business teacher conducted in one of his beginning business classes (and by “read,” I mean someone who actually reads told me about it during lunch today). He held up a twenty-dollar bill and announced to the class that he would auction it off. The only rule: both the first and second place bidder would have to pay, but only the winner would get the money.
