Men do a lot for women. Women do a lot for men. Women pretend to be happy when your fantasy football team wins. Men pretend to care when you buy a new outfit. Women get manicures, pedicures, hairdos, and makeovers. Men shower. Women make a big celebration out of every big event. Men make an honest effort to remember those big events. Women sit through action films. Men sit through romantic comedies. Men try to know the basics of Sex and the City. Women try to remember which sports teams you like. In short, men and women spend a lot of time trying to attract the opposite sex and keep them happy, usually through manipulation and minor deceit. That takes a lot of work. So it’s time to stop thinking about the opposite gender for about two seconds and do something that is 100% for yourself (that’s right, I’m advocating complete selfishness, which is completely selfish on my part, because I just want you to buy stuff so my boss actually thinks he’s paying me for something). For instance, buy yourself a nice watch.
These Danish Design watches are beautiful timepieces that looks good on any occasion. They have a superior Swiss Quartz movement and a sleek design that both sexes can appreciate. Yes, BOTH sexes. Because today’s daily deal comes in two styles: men’s and women’s. Finally, something both sexes can agree on, and something you can do for yourself without worrying if you smell good, look good, sound good, look rich, look stupid, or remembered the right anniversary. With this watch, you’ll look good for yourself, and that’s what matters most. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to replace the water cooler jug in front of the cute receptionist with my sleeves rolled up and my shirt slightly unbuttoned.
PECIFICATIONS
Brand: Danish Design
Models: 1Q63Q761 (Mens), IV63Q761 (Ladies)
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Stainless Steel
Case Dimensions: 29/33mm (mens) or 25/29mm (ladies)
Case Thickness: 7mm (Mens), 6mm (Ladies)
Bezel Function: Fixed
Bezel Material: Stainless Steel
Dial Color: Black
Dial Type: Analog
Band Material: Stainless Steel
Band Width: 28mm (Mens), 21mm (Ladies)
Crystal: Mineral
Clasp Type: Fold-over safety
Power: Battery
Water Resistance: 100m / 330ft
Warranty 2 Year JomaDeals
About Danish Design
The creation of Danish Design watches goes back to 1988 when S. Weisz Uurwerken BV found a gap in the market. The demand of modern designs was high and especially the offer in design watches was very small. Scandinavian designs are famous for its simple, elegant and non-obstructive characteristics. One of the first designs of Danish Design is by Danish designer Jan Egeberg. During the years there were various other Danish freelancers designing for this collection.
Men wear ties. Real men wear Paul Smith ties. REALLY real men take that Paul Smith Tie and strangle a zombie alligator with it without getting it wrinkled or bloody. Women comedians also wear ties, or women trying to make a statement about gender roles in a male chauvinist society (or both), but we won’t focus on them. Ties are for men who want to make an impression and have direction in life. They’re winners. They’re go-getters. They’re go-takers. They get things done no matter what. And they do it with a cigar in their mouths and a bottle of scotch in their desk drawer (someone’s been watching Mad Men too much). And if you want to go the extra mile and get a real reading on the awesome detector, get this classic from Paul Smith. You could use it. Right now, I’m pointing my awesome detector out of the computer in your direction (yes, I CAN do that, we have the technology) and am getting a lower than normal reading. That autographed picture of Brent Spiner hanging on the wall behind you isn’t helping. Look, you can lift weights and listen to as much Led Zepplin as you want, but unless you’re sporting a designer tie, you might as well be lifting pink Barbie weights and listening to Emo. So get the Paul Smith tie today while it’s still at a discount, and you’ll still have enough money left over to drink shots out of a real shotgun (that’ll put hair on your chest…and your back).
The winter is getting colder, the days are getting shorter, and Leon is getting larger (Did you catch the movie reference? Good for you). You’re not going to get by anymore with just a light jacket and a pair of fingerless gloves. Time to bundle up with a scarf. And what better scarf to get than a genuine Burberry Cashmere scarf with the signature Burberry check pattern? It’s available just in time to keep you both warm and chic during the coldest part of winter or as a gift for the holidays. Plus, scarves are an essential part of any winter-based romantic comedy. Looking for that special someone but tired of clubs, parties, and eharmony? Go to a restaurant, eye-flirt with someone across the room, then exit suddenly, leaving your scarf behind. If it works, they will come running behind you eager to return your lost scarf to you. If it doesn’t work…well, lost scarf. Better buy two just in case. In the dating world, you gotta make sacrifices. I’m just trying to think out of the box, okay? Anyway, crazy scheme or not, this cashmere scarf is guaranteed to pay off dividends. And just in case you were wondering if this scarf would make a great gift (it would, buy 5), then you can take comfort knowing that everyone loves a Burberry. If they don’t, you have 15 days to return or exchange it, otherwise it will end up in the land of unwanted gifts, which is a really sad claymation place, so if you can avoid it, please do. They look too good for that.
Happy Cyber Monday. We’ve got the best deals out there, including a huge discount on this Jungle Design Letter Wallet from Ferragamo. What can I say? There is something about animal designs that are just sexy. They bring out our animal instincts, I suppose. Which isn’t always a good thing, like when you’re eating at a nice restaurant on your anniversary, or at your kid’s piano recital, or when you’re meeting your future in-laws for the first time. But other times, it can be a wonderful thing. And today’s daily deal, the Ferragamo Jungle Design Letter Wallet, does just that. It’s a quality leather wallet from one of the best name brands in the world with a classy, exotic design that could only come out of Ferragamo’s studio. It’s a standout wallet that will make all your friends want to be like you, walk like you, talk like you, too, you’ll see it’s true, that an ape like me, can learn to be like someone like you, and discover the secret to man’s red flower (that was a pretty blatant reference to the Jungle Book in case you didn’t know. I was going to make the reference subtler at first but then I thought, nah, let’s take it all the way). So go ahead and buy this sexy piece of animal design leather at the unheard of Cyber Monday discount of 73%, think about parties in Costa Rica and Cruises in the Caribbean, and shake your money-holder all the way to a potentially embarrassing situation with the future in-laws (there going to know sooner or later how weird you are, so you might as well stop trying to hide it).
Every woman imagines it: random evening, she’s sitting on her couch reading a book or magazine by the fire, cuddled in a blanket, not expecting anything in particular, then WHAM! The guy of her dreams comes out of nowhere to drape an elegant little diamond necklace around her neck. She’s thrilled and can’t believe it, he’s happy he didn’t get her a blender, they kiss. Scene closes before things get R-rated. Am I right? Maybe not. Maybe I’m just making a few observations of things males THINK women like and I could be way off base here. But I’m pretty sure that no girl in her right mind would turn down a beautiful, diamond Tiffany & Co. necklace (unless of course she already has too many, in which case women everywhere hate you). So girls, this is a great way to treat yourself, or a good holiday gift to buy for one of the other special women in your life. Guys, if you are clueless as to what to get your lady for the holidays, this necklace is a foolproof way to hit a home run (see! I’m not just making assumptions of women. I just used sports vernacular to explain something to guys, so I’ve been fair in my unfair generalization of both sexes). But even if you’re convinced that a necklace isn’t the way to go (you’re wrong, but I’ll help you out anyway), don’t get her anything that has to do with exercise (says you think she is fat), the kitchen (says you’re a chauvinist), the bedroom (says you’re a pig), or TV/Video Games (says you really bought the gift for yourself). So basically, that only leaves jewelry. And this deal of the day will make any woman look like a bazillion bucks. Thanks again to Tiffany & Co., a place I hear also has great breakfast (get it? Ah, movie references…).
What’s better than Black Friday? Cyber Monday, of course! Because instead of trolling every retail outlet in the cold of winter from 4am to midnight, and coming home with a car full of presents and shoes full of blisters, you can sit in the comfort of your own living room to do your shopping. Actually, if my research is correct, you’re likely doing it in your office, fresh from the Thanksgiving break, but not too eager to dive into work quite yet. We understand. That’s why to celebrate we’re bring you the best Cyber Monday deals, staring with the Seiko Chronograph Black Dial watch at a cool discount of 78% off. That puts it at just under the cost of a smooth, crispy Benjamin Franklin (oddly enough, that’s how the founding fathers described him, so it’s fitting he should become a bill with the same qualities). And for that, you get a tough watch complete with a handsome design, sturdy stainless steel construction, chronograph and tachymeter functions, superior water resistance, and scratch resistant Hardlex Crystal dial. This is a tough watch you can take anywhere: skydiving, four-wheeling, snowboarding, or in your case, sitting at your desk hoping your boss doesn’t catch you shopping on the clock. And as always, this deal of the day comes with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty, so if anything should go wrong, we’ll fix it so the holidays won’t be ruined (at least not by us).
So it’s Sunday, three days after Turkey Day, three days into the holiday eating frenzy that every year you promise not to do, yet somehow still manage to pack on a pound or two. You know what? Don’t worry about it. You owe it to yourself to be irresponsible and happy once in awhile. I say, be proud of a little weight gain. It means you had a good year (or a bad one if you eat your feelings, either way, you could use a break). For the next month, you’ll likely be stuffing yourself with more turkey, gravy, and potatoes than you care to admit while eagerly waiting for some stomach room to open up for pumpkin pie. I say, go for it! Let it be known to all JomaJunkies that we encourage this type of behavior. It’s the holidays! Time to celebrate an entire year of calorie counting and self control with complete indulgence. And while you’re waiting for all those well-deserved carbs, fats, and proteins to digest, go online for a little holiday shopping. Recently on JomaDeals, we’ve started offering three deals per day, which includes beautiful pieces of jewelry like the D&G Flutter Earrings. We’re having Thanksgiving jewelry specials all weekend, so we’re able to offer these classy, elegant, name-brand Dolce & Gabbana earrings for 73% off retail. D&G is the name brand with the kind of quality that makes you glad you went online instead of watching the “Monster on the Airplane wing” Twilight Zone episode with Bubby Shatner again (those reruns are always on this time of year, aren’t they? Is THAT a little strange in and of itself?). These earrings will look great on you, or will make a great gift for a loved one, and at a huge 73% discount, you can buy low while making the gift recipient think you paid high. So buy today, and let the holiday weight gain celebration begin!
What would the world be like without money? Peace on earth? No poor, no rich, no getting your purse stolen, no need to figure out 15% of a $63.47 check (I still don’t know, gave up and left her a gift card to Hot Dog on a Stick…that’s a real gift item, you know). There was once a brave, engaging, provocative show on weekday afternoons that attempted to answer that very question. The show, of course, is Duck Tales (ah-WOO-oo!). They had an episode where Scrooge McDuck goes to a city that has no currency. They live their daily lives working for the good of the community. Scrooge, unable to believe his eyes, introduces a bottle cap to them as a form of currency, they get greedy, demand more bottle caps, and the entire civilization collapses. Nothing like a good ol’ fashion anti-greed message for our kids while we’re out maxing our credit cards on holiday shopping (or the REAL message could be insidious communist propaganda cleverly disguised as a children’s TV show to brainwash our youth into embracing the uprising of the glorious proletariat. Unlikely, but I prefer to see the conspiracy theory side of life. Makes things more interesting).
So until our own bottle cap society collapses, why not use some of your still-valuable hard-earned cash to get something nice for the holidays? Today’s deal of the day is a classy, name brand gem from Burberry. The Burberry name is synonymous with high quality and fashion, so you know you’re getting something that not only looks good, but also will last for a long time. And the name is popular enough to make all your friends drool with envy. So even if this economy has gotten to you, you don’t have to look like it. The wallet looks so good that people will assume that there’s tons of cash in it, whether that’s true or not. And with the JomaDeals discount, it’s never been easier to get your hands on a Burberry, for yourself or a gift for that special girl in your life. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to write a strongly worded letter to Disney about their subtle communist agenda (just after I write the United Egg Coalition about their “mind control brown egg” scheme and The Girl Scouts of America about their “get America addicted to our cookies” scheme).
National Shopping Weekend continues, as does our higher than normal discounts on JomaDeals. No doubt as this day comes to a close, you’ll be filled with conflicting emotions: sad the long weekend is over and you have to go back to work, happy that you can finally get away from your family for awhile. Happy you have enough in the bank to buy so many great gifts for your family, sad that you spent the whole time fighting with other shoppers over the last Dora the Explorer Singing Doll. Glad the chaotic week of horrendous shopping is over, sad that all the super-low deals gone. We at JomaDeals feel your pain. Which is why the crazy awesome deals will never be over with us. So while you struggle with these different emotions, the sadness of not finding any more good deals shouldn’t be one of them.
