A gorgeous, porcelain sculpture, accented with 24k gold, perfect for collectors. This deal of the day is $69.99 (81% off the $370 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Okay, kids. The crap is about to hit the fan.
Which one of you broke my Herend porcelain Pair of Loving Ducks figurine?
No, I will NOT stop freaking out. I just bought this thing, you know. I got it from JomaDeals at a 81% discount. This is a rare sculpture and it was perfect since you know how I like to collect things.
Listen, this is a big deal, guys. Herend has been making these things since 1860, so they know what they’re doing. It’s hand made and hand painted so no two items are the same. It had a gorgeous gloss finish with vibrant colors, and of course it depicts two ducks loving each other, just like the way our family loves each other. Sarah, you get your butt back in here or I swear you won’t see the light of day again until you’re 35.
So fess up! Who broke it? None of you? Ha, likely stor…wait, your Mother broke it? With a hammer? Because she found out I lost $100 on a March Madness pool online? Um…okay, all is forgiven, let’s just pretend this never happened. Who wants ice cream?
SPECS:
24k gold accents on the bills, tails and feet.
Measures 4" long x 3" across with 2 5/8" tall.
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.
Okay, kids. The crap is about to hit the fan.Which one of you broke my Herend porcelain Pair of Loving Ducks figurine?
No, I will NOT stop freaking out. I just bought this thing, you know. I got it from JomaDeals at a 81% discount. This is a rare sculpture and it was perfect since you know how I like to collect things.
Listen, this is a big deal, guys. Herend has been making these things since 1860, so they know what they’re doing. It’s hand made and hand painted so no two items are the same. It had a gorgeous gloss finish with vibrant colors, and of course it depicts two ducks loving each other, just like the way our family loves each other. Sarah, you get your butt back in here or I swear you won’t see the light of day again until you’re 35.
So fess up! Who broke it? None of you? Ha, likely stor…wait, your Mother broke it? With a hammer? Because she found out I lost $100 on a March Madness pool online? Um…okay, all is forgiven, let’s just pretend this never happened. Who wants ice cream?
SPECS:
24k gold accents on the bills, tails and feet.
Measures 4" long x 3" across with 2 5/8" tall.
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.
The JomaDeals “Ode to Mom” 20-ish Part Series
It’s not you, it’s me.
Remember when it was winter, and you were cold all of the time, and you couldn't wait until summer arrived, and you could bask in the sunshine, feel the warmth on your skin, leave your coat behind and stroll around the park in a t-shirt and shorts? Remember that?
The dinosaurs were destroyed by an asteroid.


Okay, bro. It’s crunch time.
Hello Agent X.
The JomaDeals “Ode to Mom” 20-ish Part Series
The JomaDeals “Ode to Mom” 20-ish Part Series
There are two types of people in this world: People who look good, and people who read GQ and Maxim and envy the people who look good and cry themselves to sleep at night wishing they could look awesome but can’t so they order Chinese takeout and watch old Spaghetti Westerns with Clint Eastwood in an effort to dull the pain so they don’t end up calling their Ex-girlfriend again in an MSG stupor to ask what went wrong between them (whoa, that got way to specific. I’m sorry. I’m not speaking by experience, just so you know. I’m totally awesome).
The JomaDeals “Ode to Mom” 20-ish Part Series