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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

NeckTie Deal: Givenchy necktie

Givenchy Blue Logo Striped Silk Necktie

Givenchy Blue Logo Striped Silk Necktie A smooth, professional designer tie at a generous price. This deal of the day is $11.99 (89% off the $110 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). October 4, 2009.

Business executives and Chelsea hipsters of the world rejoice! JomaDeals is offering another name-brand, high-quality, good-for-everything tie at a fraction of the hoity-toity (I’m bringing back 1920s slang, deal with it) retail cost. Once again, looking good doesn’t have to cost a fortune. You’re better off buying a good-quality tie at a discount and then using the savings to do something else while wearing it, like going to the symphony so you can brag to all your friends about going to the symphony telling them how much you enjoy classical music so you look intelligent and refined when in reality you slept through the whole concert (but hey! At least you looked good, and the tie also doubled as an effective drool bib…remind me to pick it up at the cleaners later…). Or you can go to a club downtown and instead of wearing a see-through mesh shirt with tight leather pants like Raúl the Latin gigolo from Buenos Aires, you show up wearing a blazer and tie looking like a champ, and everyone sees you as the young, good-looking, confident, successful professional with ambition on his mind and a wad of cash in his pocket (that you have thanks to all the savings on JomaDeals. See? Everyone wins). It’s a lot like the philosophy of Barney from that show “How I met your Mother.” He was on to something with that whole “always wear a suit” thing. With this Givenchy tie and a confident smirk on your face (practice the smirk in the mirror before you go out, you don’t want to accidentally do the “crazy stalker” smirk or the “just got a lobotomy is my scar noticeable?” smirk), you’ll be getting so much attention from the fairer gender that you won’t know what to do with yourself (sorry, can’t help you know what to do with yourself, cowboy. We’ll reel in the fish, but you gotta do the cookin’). So buy away! The last tie we featured sold out really fast, so don’t wait until the last minute. No pressure. Just thought I’d warn you.
  • Blue tie with tiny black Givenchy logo stripes and light blue/white striped pattern.
  • Black silk lining with tiny white polka dot pattern.
  • Necktie measures 55" long and 3 1/2" at widest point
  • 100% silk. does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 1-3 days after order.

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