http://www.jomadeals.com: ESQ By Movado Black Squadron Mens Compass Watch 07301123.
An regal watch with an innovative patented design. This deal of the day is $94 (80% off the $475 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). August 31, 2009.
What if the United States had royalty? It’s kind of fun to think about (like that one show Kings that came out last year, which I personally thought was really cool but apparently no one else did). And if the US did have royalty, they would definitely wear this watch (aha, did you see how I transitioned into that one? Didn’t see it coming, did you? I’m so smooth today). This watch is sleek, regal, classy, and oozing with contemporary royalty (minus the big ears mousy overbite; think Prince William, not Prince Charles). It goes well with a tux, a sports car, a golf bag, or even an old baggy t-shirt from that company teambuilding exercise you went to 7 years ago with the stain on it that you now use as a pajama shirt (hey, you don’t have to look like a male model ALL the time).
It’s made with intriguing high-tech materials encased in a stainless steel, innovative patented design. It’s perfect for the self-assured man that doesn’t need anything external to give him confidence (but still wants it sometimes. We all get a little insecure). But it’s not all flash. It also has enough dash to it so if you ever need to shed the tux for fatigues, you’ll be able to do it without bothering to change your watch (unless you have to go through airport security on your way, then you’ll have to take it off and put it in that little plastic container along with your belt, cell phone, and shoes, and as you step through that stupid machine, it beeps so you have to go through it again 20 times, each time shedding more and more clothing until you’re in your whitey-tighties and you’re pulled aside and given the “wand” until they finally find that stray nickel hidden in one of your socks, and then when you finally get dressed and put your watch back on, you missed your flight). It’s the kind of dual nature watch that allows you to go from titillating to tough guy, from arugula to hamburger, from Terminator to the Governator. And with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty, if this watch proves disloyal, we’ll fix it so that it can take its rightful place in your court.
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An regal watch with an innovative patented design. This deal of the day is $94 (80% off the $475 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). August 31, 2009.
What if the United States had royalty? It’s kind of fun to think about (like that one show Kings that came out last year, which I personally thought was really cool but apparently no one else did). And if the US did have royalty, they would definitely wear this watch (aha, did you see how I transitioned into that one? Didn’t see it coming, did you? I’m so smooth today). This watch is sleek, regal, classy, and oozing with contemporary royalty (minus the big ears mousy overbite; think Prince William, not Prince Charles). It goes well with a tux, a sports car, a golf bag, or even an old baggy t-shirt from that company teambuilding exercise you went to 7 years ago with the stain on it that you now use as a pajama shirt (hey, you don’t have to look like a male model ALL the time).It’s made with intriguing high-tech materials encased in a stainless steel, innovative patented design. It’s perfect for the self-assured man that doesn’t need anything external to give him confidence (but still wants it sometimes. We all get a little insecure). But it’s not all flash. It also has enough dash to it so if you ever need to shed the tux for fatigues, you’ll be able to do it without bothering to change your watch (unless you have to go through airport security on your way, then you’ll have to take it off and put it in that little plastic container along with your belt, cell phone, and shoes, and as you step through that stupid machine, it beeps so you have to go through it again 20 times, each time shedding more and more clothing until you’re in your whitey-tighties and you’re pulled aside and given the “wand” until they finally find that stray nickel hidden in one of your socks, and then when you finally get dressed and put your watch back on, you missed your flight). It’s the kind of dual nature watch that allows you to go from titillating to tough guy, from arugula to hamburger, from Terminator to the Governator. And with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty, if this watch proves disloyal, we’ll fix it so that it can take its rightful place in your court.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.
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Today’s watch is the Swatch Spymaker, Blue Irony style, From JomaDeals with Love (that was a very poor attempt at a 
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Now this post is getting a little violent, even for me (I once watched Blood McGorefest Part III five times in one night without blinking. My therapist thinks I should start coming in twice a week now), so for the rest of the post I’m going to change gears and talk about the features in a non-violent way. It has a sleek, masculine design, chronograph function, and subdials for hour, minute, and seconds so you know exactly what time your enemy has died and your vengeance achieved (Oops! Sorry! Let ‘s try again). It has a reliable quartz movement and a white face (so far so good) with red accents that look like speckles of (careful…) strawberries (whew!) that have been smashed to death (no!) with love (Aw! How cute) by Care Bears (okay, too cute, get manly again) with bazookas (happy medium achieved!). And should anything ever go wrong with the watch, we have sworn to honor the JomaDeals 2-year warranty and we will fix it. So if there are no further questions or challenges, enjoy the watch and have a good weekend (I should probably add a few 
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This is a women’s watch, but if you’re a man who thinks you can pull it off (you’re either too cool for this planet or…
The Omega Seamaster Aqua Terra Super Awesome Alpha Gold Rocket Ninja watch. That was the original name, but it was a bit too long to fit on the tags (My original name was Ted Charles Mindy He-man Jefferies the III, Destroyer of Worlds. I have a really weird family history). But just the same, this watch is a true gem for any 
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