An epic luxury pencil that is going to shatter all of the box office records this summer, as long as you can ignore all of the underlying political messages and cheesy dialogue. This deal of the day is $148 (58% off the $355 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
From the makers of summer blockbusters “Iron Pencil 2” and “Indepencil Day,” comes a pencil so luxurious, so shocking, it'll make Avatar look like a 2nd grader's finger painting. It’s the Alfred Dunhill Sidecar Pencil!
“A truly luxurious pencil that you’ll want to use again and again.”- Frank Deli, New York Times
“I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. No other pencil even comes close!”- Cheri Davis, Washington Post
“A luxury pencil? At a 58% discount? I was skeptical, but after using this pencil, I’m a believer. Five Stars!”- Paul Barney, Boston Daily
“Meh, I’ve seen better.”- David Brewster, Delaware Chronicle
“What do you mean you’ve seen better?! This pencil is the best. David from the Delaware Chronicle doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”- Paul Barney, Boston Daily
“Hey, I’m entitled to my opinion, jerk. Why don’t you go back to writing obituaries in that dying newspaper you work for.”- David Brewster, Delaware Chronicle
“You wouldn’t know a good pencil if it bit you on the $@%&*, you hack. You’d give a 25¢ plastic Bic a good review, moron.”- Paul Barney, Boston Daily
“I will cut you.”- David Brewster, Delaware Chronicle
“Anytime, sucker. Just say when and where.”- Paul Barney, Boston Daily
“Walmart. Loading dock. Midnight.”- David Brewster, Delaware Chronicle
“I will be there, sucker. It’s on.”- Paul Barney, Boston Daily
“Um, this is getting awkward. Maybe I should review somewhere else…”- Sue Carson, Salt Lake City Monitor
Alfred Dunhill Sidecar Black Chassis Pencil NUA4200
A luxurious, professional pencil in a sleek, black chassis.
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