My darling, I love you!I love you, too, my sweet!
I want to spend eternity with you in my arms!
I, too, would like, you know, to do that.
If only I had the key to your heart like the key that dangles on your tender bosoms.
Would you stop talking about my bosoms, please?
So what does it open?
What, my bosoms?
No, your key necklace.
Oh, nothing. It’s simply a gorgeous pendant.
Nothing?
Well, not NOTHING. It’s a beautifully romantic, meticulously detailed key pendant on a chain. I fell in love with it the first minute I saw it. Love at first site, just like when we saw each other for the first time at that abandoned lighthouse but a few hours ago.
You mean, it’s not a key to a secret treasure chest?
No.
Or an enchanted wardrobe?
No.
Or even a secret but boring garden?
No. None of those things, it’s just a gorgeous necklace full of romance and mystery that I got at a deal of the day discount of $19.99.
That’s lame. I’m going to go play Frisbee with the dudes from my fraternity now.
Fine. Your long blonde hair and frilly pirate shirt are too girly for me anyway.
SPECS
Rd 1.7-2.8mm Cubic Zirconia
Silver Key Pendant w/ Silver 18" Chain
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