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Saturday, May 22, 2010

Round-Cut Diamond and Black Sapphire Silver Bracelet

A gorgeous diamond bracelet to help celebrate the good things in life, and make you not notice the bad so much. This deal of the day is $68 (81% off the $350 retail price). FREE SHIPPING! Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

I have bad news, my female lab assistant. I’ve just looked in our expensive government funded telescope and found that there is an asteroid headed straight towards the Earth. It will be here any second now and will destroy all life on this planet as we know it.

Well, my old and bald male assistant, that’s terrible news! What do we do?!

Well, since stopping it is impossible, the only thing we can do is pray…and do one last thing before we die…something we’ve always wanted to do in life but were too scared to come on to you, I mean, uh, too scared to do…

Professor, you’re right. We should have done this a long time ago.

Really?! Yesssss! I’ve always wanted to kiss a woman!

Yes, I should have gone online and treated myself to a beautiful piece of jewelry while I had the chance.

Uh, what now?

I’m always working too hard and I never do anything nice for myself. So I’m going to buy myself some jewelry, and I know just the thing. I’m going on JomaDeals’ deal of the day and buying this silver bracelet with round diamonds and black sapphires…

You want to…buy yourself jewelry?

Of course! Think how beautiful I’ll look with it.

Oh now you’re just being mean.

It will go with some of my best outfits and really make me shine whenever I go out! It’s perfect!

Couldn’t we just make out a little?

And since it’s the deal of the day, I get a 81% discount on it, so I won’t have to spend a fortune.

Oh, look! Hey! Wouldn’t you know it, the asteroid I thought was coming to destroy the world was just a bug crawling across the lens. We’re saved! We should celebrate by…

By buying ourselves some jewelry? Good idea, professor!


Silver Bracelet
I3;I4 HIJ Round Diamonds 0.03ct TDW
14 7/8ct Black Sapphire TGW
Length (inches): 7 does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.

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