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Saturday, May 15, 2010

Faberge St. Petersburg Crystal Imperial Crown Egg - One day deal

A stunning, elegant, crystal egg that, you never know, might just save your life one day. This deal of the day is $49.99 (71% off the $170 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Alright, everyone, settle down, settle down. I’m looking at you, Scalia. Stop throwing paper airplanes at Ruth and sit down.

Now, as Supreme Court Justices, we have the sacred duty to carefully consider every case that comes before us and make a fair, educated, constitutional decision.

Now you’ve all had ample time to study the matter and form initial opinions. So by a raise of hands, we’ll get an idea of an initial verdict. Raise your hand if you think the deal of the day today is awesome. Okay. That makes four. Raise your hand if you think today’s deal is awesomer than awesome. Four again. Raise your hand if you’re undecided. Just one. Sonia. I should have figured, newbie.

Okay, to break the tie lets go over the facts again, shall we? This deal is a genuine Faberge Egg. The real deal here, people. It’s from the Faberge St. Petersburg Crystal Petite Egg Collection. It’s a gorgeous addition to any home, but even if you don’t have your own collection (John, I’m looking at you, you communist), it makes a fantastic center- or mantelpiece for any room. It adds, class, sophistication, and intrigue you just can’t get anywhere else.

So as you can see, I believe this deal is not just awesome, but awesomer than awesome, and anyone who disagrees is a bonehead. And probably a traitor to this country.

So, Sonia, no pressure, but what’s your vote? Awesomer than awesome. I thought so. Then it’s decided. I’ll alert the President.

Height: 2.5
Gold Plated silver tri-pod stand included does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.

Faberge St. Petersburg Crystal Imperial Crown Egg

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