A beautiful women’s wallet from Emporio Armani. This deal of the day is $139 (45% off the $255 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Happy Saturday. Enjoy a big stack of pancakes smothered in butter and syrup (which are whole grain since you’re trying to eat healthier). And while you’re taking care of food for your stomach, here’s some food for thought. Use these random facts to impress your guests at your Super Bowl party:• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Or you can just buy a new cup of coffee.
• A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. But it can accidentally bite its own tongue, which hurts like hell, especially if you’re a crocodile.
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (go ahead, look at your keyboard and try it out. Typewriter. I just did it. Cool, huh?)
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing (Ew).
• No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.' Go ahead. Start sounding some out. You won’t find one (Punth is not a word).
• A snail can sleep for three years (that actually sounds really, really good right now).
• It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. Many have tried. All have failed.
• Elephants are the only animals that can't jump (and white men).
• You just tried to lick your elbow (don’t lie. I saw you).
• JomaDeals is selling a gorgeous Emporio Armani wallet for 45% off retail. That’s more than anywhere else on the Internet, we guarantee (you knew I’d have to write in the sales pitch sometime).
It’s all true. Buy today before midnight, and this gorgeous wallet from the world’s most respected designer can be all yours at a huge discount. So add it to your cart soon, and let me know if you ever manage to lick that elbow of yours (keep trying…you’ve got all day).
SPECS:
Blue leather with gold-tone hardware
Interior is blue leather
1 billfold, 6 slip pockets, 6 card slots, 1 coin pouch
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About Brand
Giorgio Armani S.P.A. is an international Italian fashion house that designs, manufactures, distributes, and retails haute couture, ready-to-wear, leather goods, shoes, watches, jewelry, accessories, eyewear, cosmetics, and home interiors. The brand markets these products under several, highly-specialized sub-labels including Giorgio Armani, Armani Collezioni, Emporio Armani, Armani Jeans, AX | Armani Exchange, Armani Junior, and Armani/Casa. The Armani name has become synonymous with high-fashion and couture worldwide and is considered one of the most prestigious names in the fashion industry.
Emporio Armani is an upscale label designed for young adults in their 20's and 30's. The label features ready-to-wear and accessories. Emporio Armani is available in its 13 stores in the U.S. and over 140 worldwide, and on the brand's website.
Emporio Armani is an upscale label designed for young adults in their 20's and 30's. The label features ready-to-wear and accessories. Emporio Armani is available in its 13 stores in the U.S. and over 140 worldwide, and on the brand's website.
Hey. It’s me, your butt. We gotta talk. I know we’ve been together a long time and you’ve taken really good care of me, and I appreciate that. Thanks to you, I’ve grown quite a bit over the years and for that, I thank you. And in return, I’ve given you more than enough cushion so you can comfortably sit at work all day. We got a pretty good thing going on here. And that pair of slacks you bought us last week? They make me look really good. So, thanks. But there’s one thing that’s been bothering me for a while. You know how last year you got tired of driving the same old, dumpy car to work every day and decided you needed a new one? Well, I think you owe me the same thing. And I’m not talking about a new sofa for the living room or a new office chair. I’m talking about something else I spend even more time with: your wallet. It’s getting a little old now and at this point, the leather is wearing down, the seams are coming undone, it’s getting splotchy, and it’s even starting to smell a little. This might not bother you much, but it’s starting to drive me crazy. So here’s the deal, you get me a new wallet, or next time you bend over I’m going to rip the seams of those new slacks of yours. Don’t test me. I even found the perfect replacement: the Emporio Armani wallet. You can’t go wrong with Armani, and the black leather and canvas is bound to look better and last longer than your other one. You can even get it at a steep daily-deal discount if you buy it today. So don’t wait. Even if you don’t care about those slacks, I can think of a lot of other ways to embarrass you in public. Trust me.
