A few days ago, I encouraged everyone to grow a hipster beard in order to look like a brooding, intellectual ambassador of cool. I realize this was done a bit carelessly and I should lay down some ground rules before you throw your Gillete 5-Blade Fusion out the window. There are some serious rules you must follow if you’re going to grow the perfect man-beard. First, you must grow the beard on your whole face. Fruity Goat-tees and creepy moustaches don’t count (growing a beard on only one side of your face is the exception since it might be kind of cool). Rule two, once your beard gets long enough, you may not braid, wax, or weave it. Unless you’re the bass player for Anthrax or an evil villain tying a damsel to some train tracks, it’s not going to fly. Rule three, even though you want the scraggly, unkempt look, it’s important that you only LOOK unkempt and scraggly. Once you start picking French fries and small animals out of your beard, you’ve crossed the line from hip to the guy who pees on himself at the subway. Rule four, long hair isn’t against the rules per se, but if you go overboard you’ll look less like a member of Fleet Foxes and more like a member of the Old Testament. Rule five, make sure you dress well so you look hip and not homeless. The nice clothes and accessories below the neck will balance the disregard for modern grooming standards above the neck. Today’s deal of the day will help. It’s a Givenchy Navy Logo Pattern Silk Necktie. It’s a 100% silk pattern beauty that will make you look like you’re on your way to a Letterman interview that you couldn’t care less about (not caring about really cool things is so cool right now). And best yet, you can get it today at a 85% discount. So keep these rules in mind, and after a few months of growth you’ll look so cool that you’ll look like you don’t care about looking cool, which looks pretty cool.SPECS:
Navy tie with blue Givenchy logo pattern.
Black silk lining with tiny white polka dot pattern.
Necktie measures 55" long and 3 1/2" at widest point.
100% silk.
Givenchy Navy Logo Pattern Silk Necktie GV-TIES-63
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One great thing about this time of year is that we’re all more willing to help each other out. We’re willing to put a few coins into the Salvation Army can, drop off a few cans of food at the food bank, and watch “Cougar Town” so Courtney Cox doesn’t feel like a post-Friends has-been (I’m just kidding. No one is THAT nice). There’s something about the season of giving that helps us come out and do more than we normally would. So we at JomaDeals are going to continue the tradition of giving by offering our JomaJunkies the Givenchy Coated Canvas wallet at a higher discount than we’d normally would. It’s sleek but tough for a wallet that will last through the years. And best yet, we’re giving you the JomaDeals discount to help you save more on gifts during the holiday season. And we hope you take the money you save to buy your favorite loved one another gift, put dollars instead of coins into the Salvation army can, and then buy some more discounted things from JomaDeals (hey, we’re not completely selfless). It’s a gift that will remind you to keep on giving every time you break your wallet out. I guess that could be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your outlook on life. But if you’d rather give your charity in other ways, do the world a service and STOP watching Two and a Half Men (why is that show still going? Why?!)