A trendy, beautiful necklace that will be your welcome distraction. This deal of the day is $19.99 (74% off the $78 retail price with FREE SHIPPING). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Right hand, red.
Susan, when are you going to give up? I’m the best at this game.
Never, Rob. Fourteen years of gymnastics hasn’t failed me yet.
Left foot, blue.
Come on! We’ve been playing for an hour now, and neither of us has even come close to falling. It’s time for you to surrender.
Nope! Never give up, never surrender! That’s my motto.
Right hand, green.
You’re so dramatic. Wait, what’s that hanging from your neck? I didn’t even notice it until now.
It’s my Multi-Color 3-strand Pearl Endless Necklace. I got it off of JomaDeals deal of the day for only $19.99. And I didn’t have to pay shipping either.
Left foot, red.
Wow. Really cool. It looks nice on you. Really hip and versatile. Brings out the burgundy in your eyes. Maybe you want to get off of this mat and show it to me…
Nice try, loser.
It was worst a shot. But it does look good on you.
Right hand, red.
Now you’re just trying to look down my shirt, aren’t you?
What?! No, I…crap!
Ha! You fell! I win!
No fair. You used your feminine wiles against me.
All part of the game, Rob. All part of the game.
SPECS
32” Length
8-9mm Brown & 4-5mm Multi-color FW Pearl Endless
3-Strand Necklace with Brass Metal Beads
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A necklace so classy it will take your wardrobe to a whole new level of sophistication. This deal of the day is $39.99 (66% off the $118 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Vacation Diaries: Part 2
The Gang goes to Disneyland
Mom! Mom! I can’t believe we’re actually at Disneyland! I’m so excited! I’ve wanted to come here my entire life, all 11 years of it, and now it’s finally happening! I’m so excited I could throw up, but I’ll try to save it for Splash Mountain, since that will make for a better mid-drop park photo.
So what do you want to do first! Space Mountain? The Tea Cups? The Matterhorn? I dunno either. Let’s just run around like we’re Walt Disney’s frozen head and get into the first line we come to!
Again, I’m so happy you brought us here, and so sorry I kept kicking the seat on the drive here, and kept stopping to go to the bathroom every five minutes, and complained about being bored, and now that I think of it, I’m sorry for getting sub-par grades in school, stealing school lunches from the other kids, breaking your Hummel figurines collection, and doing anything you didn’t like.
From here on out, I’m going to be the perfect kid. In fact, I’m going to take the money I’ve been saving from selling the sack lunches you make me and buy you something nice. I know you’ve had your eye on that classy Brown Potato Pearl Endless Necklace they’re selling on JomaDeals. You know, the one with the rose-gold toned silver rings? You said yourself you could picture it going with so many outfits, and that it was an accessory that would really elevate your look to a whole new level. Well, this trip has elevated my childhood to a whole new level, and since it’s at the discount price of $39.99, I figured it’s the least I can do for such a great mom like you.
So what do you say? Wanna go do the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? I’ll distract the guards while you make out with the Johnny Depp robot?
SPECS
30” Necklace with 9.5-10mm Freshwater Brown Pearls
Alluring, eye-catching necklace to be enjoyed for a lifetime
30 " - Endless Pearl Design - no clasp. Just fits over head for easy on - easy off
The alternating pearl and goldtone sterling silver links combine for a stylish yet classic design
9.5-10mm cultured freshwater potato pearls and beautiful GoldTone Sterling Silver Links
Perfect gift for a graduate, bridesmaid, a June birthday - or to add to your own jewelry wardrobe
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Get a little variety in your life. Get this beautiful set of 10 trendy bracelets. This deal of the day is $19.99 (77% off the $88 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Everyone likes a little variety in life.
The same old thing day in, day out is boring. For example, vampires sometimes drink animal instead of human blood (like we learn in Twilight). Michael Jordan played baseball for a bit. And even cowboys make out with each other once in awhile (too dated of a reference?).
If you’re like everyone else (and I’m assuming you are, since from my perspective, everyone else includes everyone who is not me, which includes you, unless I’m reading this to myself, in which case I am me. Follow?), then you like to change things up a bit from time to time. A different day has a different mood. And thus, a different outfit with different accessories. Which is why today’s deal of the day is so good.
Today only, you can buy this gorgeous, trendy set of 10 bracelets at a low deal of the day price of $19.99. You can wear any one you want, or all at the same time, or even never wear some of them based on your own arbitrary judgments. It’s up to you! (don’t feel bad about choosing to wear some over others. Bracelets don’t have feelings. Really, they don’t).
So buy today, because tomorrow, we’re going to get bored and choose a completely different set of things to sell. Because we have A.D.D. And we’re out of Adderall. And that’s how we roll.
SPECS:
Set of 10 trendy multi-colored freshwater pearl stretch bracelets
Each set of 10 is a unique combination of beautifully colored freshwater pearl bracelets
Colors vary but are randomly distributed per package
Pearls are set on elastic bands for "Easy on - Easy off" and a perfect fit on all
Mix and Match a different combination each day for fun, unique looks
5-7mm pearls
7-inch length
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.
