Let the people of the inter-world rejoice! Ever since we’ve been doing three deals a day, we’ve been able to offer a larger variety of discounted items, not just watches and ties. And so far, it’s been well received without too many bugs, so thanks to our JomaJunkies and our IT department for making it a success. Three deals per day means we have three times the items, three times the discounts, and I get to do three times the work without three times the pay! (hoo-ray! More work for me…how do you write out something with sarcasm? Hmmm…) But I believe I’ve used my quota of exclamation points for the day, so I’m going to bring it down a notch. Today’s deal of the day, in celebration of the here-to-stay cold weather, we’re offering a fantastic deal on a genuine cashmere Burberry scarf. Scarves are so hot right not (haha, okay, I think I’ve hit my quota of crappy jokes for the day, too). And Burberry makes this deal even hotter. Not only is the Burberry name a sign of quality and style, but it’s also a sign to everyone around you that you have taste (take THAT everyone around me). So buy it for yourself, or buy it as a gift. Guys, take it from another guy (I’m a guy), buy this scarf for your girl, and she’ll totally love you forever (but better throw in some jewelry, too, so she doesn’t start thinking of you as a brother). Because chances are that she knows Burberry better than you do, and will absolutely love it. And thus, will love you. Which is what you’re going for, right? So buy away, and look forward to many days full of fashionable deals! (I checked, I had one more exclamation point in my quota, so I’m using it)SPECS:
- 100% Cashmere muffler in large check pattern.
- Fringed ends.
- 54" x 12" with 3" fringed ends.
- Dry clean only
- Made in Scotland.
The winter is getting colder, the days are getting shorter, and Leon is getting larger (Did you catch the movie reference? Good for you). You’re not going to get by anymore with just a light jacket and a pair of fingerless gloves. Time to bundle up with a scarf. And what better scarf to get than a genuine Burberry Cashmere scarf with the signature Burberry check pattern? It’s available just in time to keep you both warm and chic during the coldest part of winter or as a gift for the holidays. Plus, scarves are an essential part of any winter-based romantic comedy. Looking for that special someone but tired of clubs, parties, and eharmony? Go to a restaurant, eye-flirt with someone across the room, then exit suddenly, leaving your scarf behind. If it works, they will come running behind you eager to return your lost scarf to you. If it doesn’t work…well, lost scarf. Better buy two just in case. In the dating world, you gotta make sacrifices. I’m just trying to think out of the box, okay? Anyway, crazy scheme or not, this cashmere scarf is guaranteed to pay off dividends. And just in case you were wondering if this scarf would make a great gift (it would, buy 5), then you can take comfort knowing that everyone loves a Burberry. If they don’t, you have 15 days to return or exchange it, otherwise it will end up in the land of unwanted gifts, which is a really sad claymation place, so if you can avoid it, please do. They look too good for that.
