Alright, newbie, time for you to learn the art of picking up the ladies.Now, I’ve been a pickup artist for a long time, so I know ladies. I know what they like and what they don’t like. And I can help you spot the best ladies from a mile away.
For example: see that lady over there, wearing Crocs and a Snuggie? She’s way too comfortable and goofy -looking to be looking for a man right now, so steer clear. Your effort is better spent elsewhere.
Now, see that woman over there? Cut off shirt, huge biceps, and a tattoo that says “I Hate Men” on it? Yea, she hates men. You’ll want to steer clear of her as well.
Aha, now check out that pretty lady over there. Gorgeous hair, soft eyes, an attractive little black dress that’s not so little as to be considered “skanky,” sipping a martini in the corner? Now, that’s a classy lady. Beautiful, elegant, refined, stylish. She’s got it going on. You know how I can really tell, though? Look at the watch she’s wearing. It’s a Movado, and not just any Movado, but a Movado Buleto Ladies watch. Unique linked bracelet, scratch resistant sapphire crystal, signature Movado crystal at the top…now, THAT’S a woman who can appreciate true style and luxury.
Okay, I’m going in. Watch me and take note on how it’s done….
Okay, I’m back. She said my fuzzy top hat and “guy liner” is creepy. Moving on to the next one…
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SPECIFICATIONS
Movado Buleto Ladies Watch 0605918
Brand: Movado
Model: 0605918
Gender: Ladies
Manufacturer Item: MV0605918
Collection: Buleto
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Stainless Steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Diameter: 27mm
Bezel Function: Fixed
Bezel Material: Stainless steel
Dial Color: Black
Dial Markers: Hour marker at 12.
Hands: Silver tone hands
Crystal: Scratch Resistant Sapphire
Band Type: Bracelet
Band Color: Silver tone
Band Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Type: Jewelry
Water Resistance: 30m/100ft
Warranty: 2 Year Jomadeals Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
The art of Movado is the art of design. Since its founding in 1881 by 19-year old entrepreneur Achille Ditesheim in the village of La Chaux-de-Fonds, Switzerland, Movado has achieved a legacy of design innovation, earning more than 100 patents and 200 international awards for artistry and innovation in watch design and time technology.
Movado, meaning "always in motion," is the hallmark of some of the most famous timepieces ever created. Defined by a single dot at 12 representing the sun at high noon, the Museum Watch dial is regarded as an icon of Modernism. It was designed by Bauhaus-influenced artist Nathan George Horwitt in 1947. When Horwitt’s dial was selected for the permanent collection of the Museum of Modern Art, New York, in 1960, it was the first watch dial ever awarded this distinction. The name "Museum Watch" derives from this recognition.
Excellence in design. A dedication to Swiss craftsmanship. The quest for technological innovation. The Movado philosophy remains as valid as it was in 1881. Swiss made and water resistant, all Movado watches are distinguished by a legacy of design innovation and dedication to the future of time. Discover the complete collection today.
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Well, Batman, you’re here to take me to Arkham Asylum, are you? Well, there’s one more rule you’ll have to break before you can take me in.
OMG, Dave! Do you see what’s going on at the table next to us!
Everyone just needs to calm down.
Once upon a time, back in the 1920s, two New York City buildings were battling each other to become the tallest building in the World and command the New York City skyline: the Bank of Manhattan and the Chrysler Building. The days went on and the buildings got higher and higher. When the buildings neared completion, it appeared that the Bank of Manhattan had won; they poured champagne and celebrated. Then out of nowhere, the Chrysler building raised up the shaft that had been constructed secretly inside the building, which made it just a bit taller than the Bank of Manhattan Building. The champagne was poured down the drain. And to this day, screwing someone over is known as “giving someone the shaft.”
When you were a kid and used to play duck-duck-goose, were you one of those girls who dreaded getting picked, or were you the one wishing and hoping you’d get picked so you could chase Jimmy Westenhog, your childhood crush, around in an innocent display of childhood affection? Or if your crush wasn’t the one doing the ducking and the goosing, maybe you simply wanted to get picked for the thrill of the hunt (you evil little man-eater, you!). I think most of us wanted to get picked. And every time that person tapped our head and pronounced us the “duck” instead of that much-coveted “goose,” our little hearts sank a little. If only there was a way to get picked every time. Well, now that you’re grown, we’ve discovered ways to get ourselves “picked” in everyday life: the right clothes, the right hair, the right persona, etc. Everything we make a part of us is meant to attract the right things so that we get picked first every time. Today’s daily deal will help. It’s a the Movado 800 Ladies watch, with the classic Movado Series 800 face design and an elegant stainless steel bracelet. It’s a gorgeous, high quality watch that will get you tons of attention. And like always, it comes with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty. So get today’s daily deal before time runs out, and make sure you keep getting your “goose” whenever you want it (I mean “goose” in the duck-duck-goose sense, of course, and not the goose meaning when someone grabs you in the wrong way; it won’t make that happen…unless you want it to…)
The swans are road kill, the geese are digesting, the calling birds are keeping the snakes at the community college reptile exhibit happy, yet my former true love keeps ignoring my desperate pleadings for her to stop and has sent me yet another set of birds. It seems as though she’s determined to see this through to the end. Thank goodness Christmas is almost here, and the madness almost over. With three days until Christmas, my true love sent me three French hens. Meaning these hens not only peck at everything and lay eggs, but they also drink all my wine, make fun of my choice of household art, wear funny hats, and run at the first sign of trouble. And they also won’t stop asking me to rent them Jerry Lewis movies. I dunno. Weird. These birds aren’t a pain like the other ones. These ones are just plain annoying. Once again, I find myself envying other guys who have girls who get them normal gifts, like today’s deal of the day, the Movado Junior Sport Men’s Watch. It’s a luxury timepiece with chronograph, date display, quartz movement, scratch resistant sapphire, and the JomaDeals 2-year warranty. If you get this watch, consider yourself one of the lucky ones. Some of us got lame pajamas, framed pictures of family, or foreign birds. So thank your lucky stars and take advantage of today’s deal of the day. And if any of you know how to make a good crepe, please let me know. The hens keep asking for them. [Insert Stereotypical French laughter here]
Guys, Christmas is almost here and the holidays are almost over. This is quite possibly your last chance to order a gift for your girl at a online discount without having to pay an extra arm-and-a-leg to overnight it. So we’re going to make it easy for you and drop the price of this perfectly amazing women’s movado down by about 70%. It’s sleek, it’s slender, it’s sexy, and it has that signature movado modernist design that so many people have fallen in love with. So guys, I’m waning you now. The doghouse is pretty cold this time a year, so I’m going to make sports related metaphors so I make sure you understand. Don’t drop the ball on this one, hit a homerun and make sure you score this Christmas by getting the right gift in time for Christmas. Otherwise, she’s totally going to body check you right into the pentalty box and anchor you around the wicket (that last one was for my cricket bros). And with the discount, you’ll still have money left over to wrap it (yes, dude, you DO have to wrap it), buy a nice card (come on, put a little effort into it) and write your feelings for her inside (assuming you have feelings other than hungry and…the other one). So get to it guys. It’s the final countdown (both a sports reference AND a cool song. Double word score for me).
