Timex Ironman Triathlon Men’s Watch T5C661. Well known name brand watch for the urban chic and the uptown classy. This deal of the day is $18.99 (68% off the $59.95 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). November 25, 2009.
Finally, a watch that’s actually really made for a true tough guy, and not a made up tough guy like I often like to pretend I am (I admit it, I’ve never actually or will ever actually wrestle a shark…but maybe a Turgarine, though sightings are rare…). Have you seen triathletes? They’re more ripped than the shirtless werewolves from Twilight New Moon. I mean, triathletes have to master not one sport, but three. That’s pretty hardcore. And this watch was built for them. Even if you’re not triathlete, but would like to think that at any given moment you could stop watching Seinfeld reruns after work and actually go train for one, then this watch works for you, too. It’s perfect for athletes of any capacity, or for non-athletes who would just like to time themselves to see how long it takes to run from the cubicle to the coffee machine and back (my time: 28 seconds. Beat that, loser). And best yet, the JomaDeal’s Deal of the Day discount makes it even more affordable to get this physical training must-have. So when you’re friends see you wearing it and ask you about it, you can nonchalantly mention that it’s nothing, you just needed a good watch to help you train for the Hawaii Ironman, that’s all. Then take a swig of Gatorade and watch their mouths gap as they offer you coffee and dates with their girlfriends.
Buying this watch is like putting a giant, new trophy on your mantel and creating a youtube channel for it. Whether you actually earned it or ordered it from the local trophy maker is irrelevant (in the words of Demetri Martin, “I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.”). The point is to always look awesome, whether you’re actually awesome or not, and one day you will be awesome (I heard that on Oprah last week. Yes, I watch Oprah. So what? Her show is ending, we have to savor all the delicious moments we can before they’re all gone…)
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SPECIFICATIONS
Style: Digital Brand: Timex Model: T5C661 Gender: Mens Manufacturer Item: TXT5C661 Movement: Quartz Case Material: stainless steel Case Shape: round Dial Color: Grey Digital Dial Type: Digital Collection: Ironman Triathlon Band Color: Black Band Length: Men's Band Material: Black Resin Clasp Type: Buckle Power: Battery Calendar: day/date/month Water Resistance: 100m/330ft Misc Information: Indiglo night light, night mode feature, all-day white reflector display, stainless steel top ring, 100-hr chronograph with lap/split option either in large digits, 50/30 lap recall. Top pusher for easy lap split, 24-hour countdown timer with countdown/stop and countdown/repeat. Daily/weekday/weekend alarm with 5-min backup, 2 time zones, 99 lap counter, forward or backward setting, built in setting reminders. Warranty: JomaDeals 2 year
ABOUT BRAND
Timex Corporation is the nation's leading watch manufacturer. With a large and varied line of watches, Timex has the style for everyone. From the locker room to the board room, there is a great Timex style time-piece for you. Look for them at most mass-market outlets and many fine department stores. Of course, you can find Timex products on the wrist of many great athletes competing in Ironman® events world-wide.
Timex Indiglo Sport Digital Ladies Watch T5E341. A cute, sporty ladies watch that’s perfect from the gym to the yoga mat. This deal of the day is $9.99 (75% off the $39.95 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). September 1, 2009. http//www.jomadeals.com
If your excuse for not working out is that you need a cute, sporty watch to get you motivated, your excuses are over (my excuse: straight up laziness). And you can thank Reese Witherspoon for bringing pink back in style (YOU thank her, not me; I resent the fact that I have to sit through Legally Blonde every time it’s my wife’s turn to pick the movie). This watch is not only a cute, pink gem, but it’s perfect for working out, training for a marathon, doing cardio, yoga, or anything else active. And BTW, I recently discovered that yoga is NOT as easy as it looks. I heard it was just exercising lying down and thought, “Great! I get to exercise AND be lazy!”, but, oh, was I wrong. I split my gym shorts doing the chair pose (yes, I split my stretchy gym shorts. That’s how skinny I’m not), I got my foot stuck in my hair doing the Locust, and pulled an index finger muscle doing Warrior III. (I’m NOT kidding. I pulled a finger muscle. That has got to be the wimpiest injury ever in the history of mankind). I’m guessing it was all the spirit fingers our instructor kept making us do for every friggin’ pose.
Okay, now that I got that out of my system (thanks for letting me use these listings as my own personal sounding board), let’s continue. The Timex Indiglo Sports watch is made of stainless steel with a durable, flexible resin band. It comes with a timer, alarm, and Indiglo light for late night running sessions or when the power goes out in your apartment. And with the JomaDeals 2-year Warranty, if for some reason it runs out of steam before you do, we’ll fix it so it keeps on running (even if you give up on yoga and go back to your normal exercise routine of moving your arm from a bucket of chicken to your mouth. That’s an exercise I’m good at).
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.