Another hit from the TX Flyback series with all the features and perks you love. This deal of the day is $166 (66% off the $495 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). September 6, 2009. http://www.JomaDeals.com.
TX only makes cool watches. Straight up. I heard the guy who made this watch got the idea for it while base jumping off the mid-Atlantic ridge (yes, it IS possible). He was so stoked by the idea that he only used materials found at the bottom of the ocean to make the prototype. Turns out that prototype sucked, but the engineers at TX got the basic idea and used it as the jumping off point (get it?) to create the greatest watch the sea has even conceived: The TX Deep Sea Flyback. It represents the joining of man and ocean to create a totally awesome-cool mutant watch that everyone loves (not like that Cloverfield mutant, that guy was a not awesome-cool, and I got nauseous watching that movie because of the “amateur recording” cinematography technique. Same thing with the Blair Witch project. And on my last road trip. As a rule, I generally avoid unstable-equilibrium activities).
This deal of the day is a lot like the other TX watches we’ve sold here, with a chronograph Fly Back, a compass, dual-timezone function, deep water resistance, and more functions than you’ll know what to do with (the owners manual is like a phone book. Remember phone books? They were books that had a collection of telephone numbers in them that existed before the internet. I remember the last time I read mine, Michelle on Full House lost her first tooth. Great episode). You might be asking me, “Wait a tic, JomaDeals-writer-guy, if you’ve sold two TX Flyback watches before, why do a third one?” Good question, JomDeals-reader-person. It’s because watches from this line KEEP SELLING OUT! They’re very popular, so we follow the demands of the people and give them what they want. So if you missed out on the other two TX Flybacks, you’ve now got a rare third chance to get one at a very deep discount. But don’t wait until the last minute. Like I said a few sentences ago, this line of watches sell out fast, so buy now and save your regret for something else (like that time you fell asleep on the subway and that one guy posted the picture on the internet. That’s a huge waste of your fifteen minutes of fame, my friend).
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 1-3 days after order.
Citizen Gold-Tone Eco-Drive Mens Watch BJ6442-50E. A beautiful, formal men’s solar powered watch. This deal of the day is $66 (74% off the $250 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). September 5, 2009. http://www.JomaDeals.com
Happy Labor Day Weekend! Hope you have some fun plans besides sitting around on your computer all day buying watches (which we really appreciate, but after you’re done shopping, go outside and throw a Frisbee around or something).
You’re an accomplished man. Go ahead, you can admit it. Brag a little. I’m not just talking about the normal things, like a good job, money in the bank, and a hot girlfriend. I’m talking about how you can dunk a basketball at the clubhouse pool hoop from the high dive. I’m talking about how you can polish off Chubby’s famous Belt Buster Burger in less than 5 minutes. I’m talking about how you can sleep with your eyes open during a meeting (please teach me how, Sensei), and how you can do a pretty good impression of William Shatner singing “Rocketman”. Those are the kind of accomplishments that often go unnoticed. Unappreciated. Unawarded. That’s a friggin’ shame.
Well, no longer! Today is the glorious day that you reward yourself for all the awesomer than awesome skills you’ve acquired over a lifetime of tedious moments. Today’s Deal of the Day is another Eco-drive from Citizen. The Eco-Drive is one of the most innovative lines of watches ever produced by humans. It’s solar powered, which is easier both on the environment (makes you feel less guilty for falling asleep in the refrigerator) and your wallet since you never need to buy a new battery. It’s also a great formal watch for any and all special occasions, like a date, your wedding, your divorce, your second wedding, the birth of your first child, your second child, your third, your forth, your vasectomy, your vasectomy reversal, your fifth child, your re-vasectomy, your children’s graduation, your children’s wedding, your grandkids’ birthdays, your retirement party, your funeral, and your welcoming party in heaven (or hell, depending on your preference). And since its solar powered it will last that entire time without ever having to change the battery (especially in heaven. I hear it’s REALLY bright up there).
So today, and today only, we’re offering this high-end watch at a fraction of the cost. So after you accept this award from yourself for all your top-notch, unappreciated skills, you will still have enough money left over to buy yourself yet another gift (there’s nothing quite as relaxing as enjoying a little gratuitous violence in a graphic first-person shooter game).
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 1-3 days after order.
http://www.jomadeals.com GV2 By Gevril Girondola Automatic Mens Watch 4130B. The high end, sophisticated men’s watch with an illustrious history. This deal of the day is $399 (78% off the $2,795 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight(EST). September 4, 2009.
Sometimes history smiles down on mankind and gives us something extraordinary: fire, the wheel, indoor plumbing, the internet, the Snuggie, and now…the GV2 Girondolo Men’s Watch by Gevril. This isn’t just a fantastic, unique, innovative watch. It retails at almost $3k, but we’re giving it to you for $399. Now THAT’S a discovery that just doesn’t come around every day. This Deal of the Day is as legendary as Jimi Hendrix performing the National Anthem at Woodstock, Johnny Cash recording at Folsom Prison, or Elvis Presley playing a guitar ballad and surfing at the same time (The King made it look so easy).
The prestigious history of this Deal of the Day reaches back to 1758 when Jacques Gevril was commissioned to make a watch for the King of Spain. The King was so impressed by the watch that he appointed Gevril Royal Swiss Watchmaker to the Spanish Crown. Pretty cool, huh? Since then, Gevril has continued making innovative watches for people who demand the highest quality. Gevril’s current watches include some of the most modern and unique timepieces in the world. The GV2, for example, is only made of the best materials, and has a unique face. The hour numerals are revealed by a rotating round inner window, while the minutes are displayed around the outer perimeter of the face by another rotating sphere. If you have no idea what I just said, don’t worry, I don’t even understand what I just said (check out the pics and video of the watch below. It’ll explain a lot). So buy before midnight tonight to get the JomaDeals discount, and rest assured that if anything should go wrong with it, the JomaDeals 2-year warranty will make sure it’s all taken care of (unless you drop it into the ocean during your surfing guitar solo. We can’t help you there, king).
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 1-3 days after order.
Sleek men’s chronograph watch with classic look and blue dial. This deal of the day watch is $98 (41% off the $165 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). August 29, 2009.
Today’s watch is the Swatch Spymaker, Blue Irony style, From JomaDeals with Love (that was a very poor attempt at a James Bond joke, you probably didn’t even get it, which means that I just pointed out my lameness for no reason, and if I hadn’t said anything you never would have noticed, but now that I’ve wasted a couple lines of text apologizing for it, now you’re going to go back and see the bad joke, when before you would have rolled right past it, ugh, this is turning into a train wreck, I’m going to stop now).
Now, I didn’t see “will make you a spy” in the product description, but it’s called “The Spymaker Blue Irony,” so I assume it has to be true. But I’m not sure what the irony is in “Blue Irony” so let me know if you figure it out. Buy it, wear it around for awhile, and let me know if anything “ironic” happens (note to Alanis Morrisette: “a free ride when you’ve already paid” and “good advice that you just didn’t take” isn’t ironic. It just sucks). In any case, this is a great looking watch, so if you ever did become a spy, its good looks won’t disappoint all the millions of women you’ll be seducing (that’s what spies do, right?). Oh, and make sure you’re the kind of spy who travels to exotic locations chasing bad guys in the name of national security, not the kind of guy who sits in a van across the street with binoculars looking through people’s blinds (get a real hobby, you sicko! I don’t care if Jimmy Stewart did it in Rear Window, it’s still creepy) And its stainless steel construction, chronograph functions, luminous white hands, and pretty blue face combine in such a way that it would make Ian Fleming proud. And if your watch Dies Another Day (I’m sorry, there’s another one, I couldn’t resist), then the JomaDeals 2-year Warranty will bring it back to life.
P.S. Here’s a fun little tidbit. The name “Swatch” comes from saying “Swiss Watch” very quickly. Go ahead, try it. See? Clever, huh? Put that in your back pocket. Share it at parties. Impress your friends.
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.
A quality, style-packed, detail-oriented watch from California that does the talking for you. This deal of the day is $68 (70% off the $225 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). August 26, 2009.
The Nixon watch is a watch that pays attention to details. We know that that you have something to say and give you a way to say it. Anything off-the-shelf won’t do. If you waltz into Walmart, buy the first $9.79 watch you see and expect it to say anything about you other than “I’m a cheap SOB who just waltzed into a Walmart and bought the first $9.79 watch I saw,” you will kindle my wrath and I will therefore embarrass you in front of thousands of people by writing a marriage proposal from you to your girlfriend on the JumboTron at the next Yankees game when you’re definitely NOT ready for it (wanna see?).
Get a watch that says something about you and wear it like the Sultan that you are. And while you’re sitting on your throne, surrounded by your court, a harem of beautiful women, and a heard of Elephants, you better have something good to say (elephants poop more when they’re upset). Otherwise, you’re going to get thrown in jail by a lanky, dark-dressing villain with a wise-crakin’ genie and will only be saved by a young and dashing hobo on a magic carpet who kills the villain, steals the genie, and selflessly wishes for everything to go back to normal (I would have wished for an XBOX 360. And a pet tiger. And a rocket ship. Good thing I didn’t have to save you, cuz I probably would have left you in jail while playing Halo all day in your palace).
The Nixon Sultan is built for style, for high stress work and play conditions, and for riders of all types: skaters, snowboarders, surfers, and other people on a whole different plane of cool than the rest of us (I was on a skateboard only once. Shattered my pelvis. That’s right, my body systematically and violently rejects all forms of cool that even come near my body; it’s like that one time I threw up on Shaun White; not pretty). So ditch the cheap Walmart watch (it’s going to break in 5 days anyway), put this bad boy on your wrist, and let your reign of cool begin (which I hope will be better than Matthew McConaughey’s Reign of Fire)
The sleek, inventive, intricate men’s watch at a huge discount. This deal of the day is $249 (80% off the $1295 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Happy Monday! Time to shop away your Monday morning blues with a little “hide the shopping window behind an Excel spreadsheet and pretend to be working” session. Today, from the same family that brought you the Ghost watch, Invicta brings you the high end member of the Pro Driver line, the Skeleton Watch (let’s see how many skeleton or bone related jokes I can make in one post. Ready?). Make no bones about it (one), this watch is so great it’ll make you jump right out of your skin (two). The Skeleton is so sleek and shiny that it would force a pirate to use his skull and crossbones flag as a drool bib (three?). And at our huge discount price, this watch is sure to shiver your timbers (I’ve decided to count pirate jokes, four).
This watch is usually pretty expensive, so you know its high quality, but we’re stripping the price down to the bare bones (five) for a truly rock bottom price (not a skeleton joke, but I still like it, six). This is not only a high quality watch with an intricate design, but the clear back casing makes it possible to see the watch’s inner workings for a show that’s guaranteed to tickle your funny bone (that one was bad, I’m not counting it). And with our JomaDeals 2-year warranty, sticks and stones will never hurt these bones (that one was rad, it counts as ten). So with these sleek watches at a bone-chilling price, this is one skeleton you won’t want to hide in your closet (Ooo! Combo move! Bonus!).
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.
Unique yet stylish design with intricate construction and partial cutaway. This deal of the day is $48 (58% off the $115 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
It’s Casual Friday! No doubt you giggled like a school girl as you picked out your favorite message-t (my pick today? My Jonas Brothers Fan shirt. Don’t judge me), your most comfortable pair of Levi’s, and your new converse sneakers (ooh, look at you Mr. Trendy shoe guy!). But I’m starting to resent casual Fridays. Maybe it has something to do with our receptionist “Big Cindy” in her shorty-shorts with the word “Juicy” stretched (seriously, STRETCHED) across the back, or Carl from shipping in his full-body shark costume (the worst part is that all day he sneaks up behind me humming the “Jaws” theme and scares the hell outta me, and it’s SOOO not funny, but everyone laughs when I jump, which encourages him to do it every 15min…and the worst part is that I KNOW it’s coming but still jump and spill coffee all over my keyboard…as we speak I’m writing this with my 4th keyboard today…Ahhh!gbklaeuibrvaekl…5th keyboard…damn you Carl). In any case, for the sake of my computer and the company’s office supply budget, I’ll gladly save my Hammer Pants until Saturday to save everyone from the horror of David the Accountant and his see-through mesh tank top (shudder*).
Hopefully this watch will brighten your otherwise too-freaky Friday. The Fossil Twist Men’s watch is beautifully designed and intricately constructed with a stark white dial with partial cutaway revealing (in a good way) the elegant mechanics of its inner workings. And it’s classy enough to look good on any day of the week, casual or not. Now excuse me while I go protest casual Fridays to my boss (Did he just walk in wearing a Tron costume? That is so 2004).
(note: due to the graphic nature of the aforementioned Casual Fridays, I am not able to post pics of our actual Casual Friday at this time. Instead, I’ve posted what casual Fridays looked like in the 80s and a video of a turtle eating a pigeon)
Beautifully powerful, brown-leather band Swiss Quartz men’s watch. This deal of the day is $48.00 (68% off the $150 retail price) - August 18, 2009.
Magellan circumnavigates the world. Louis and Clark chart the Louisiana Purchase. Ernest goes to camp. What do all these brave souls have in common? Their discoveries are nothing compared to this Swiss Army Conquest watch. Sure, these other conquest-ors did some impressive things, but they could have done a whole lot more with a watch like this. With precision Swiss Quartz timekeeping, Magellan could have circumnavigated the globe AND not been killed by a poisonous arrow in the Philippines while losing half his men to scurvy. With the genuine brown leather strap, Louis and Clark could have charted the new territory without hunting the Buffalo to near extinction (I hear you can still get their jerky in Wyoming…Buffalo jerky, not Louis and Clark jerky, you sicko). And with luminous hands and dial markers, Ernest could have gone to camp AND not fallen off a ladder while clinging to his frayed safety rope (oh, who are we kidding? Those hilarious, good-hearted hijinks are comedy gold!).
So as you don this watch (don as in “wear” not don as in Don Knotts, although it would be pretty cool if you magically became Don Knotts when you put the watch on. That would make a great Don Knotts movie, BTW), remember that you’re walking in the footsteps of the great conquestors (I know this isn’t technically a word, deal with it) of the past. You’ll discover new worlds (like the Japanese Butter Marker or Hot Food Blower) and maybe even discover something about yourself in the process (like why you bother to read this ENTIRE description when you could have been doing something else to waste time at work, like watching this). So pounce on this deal while it’s still largely undiscovered, Joma-junkies, and we might even let you name the watch in honor of your beloved Queen! (And don’t steal my Don Knotts movie idea; that’s my golden ticket out of this dead-end web-writing job).
Another hit from the TX Flyback series with all the features and perks you love. This deal of the day is $166 (66% off the $495 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). September 6, 2009. http://www.JomaDeals.com.
TX only makes cool watches. Straight up. I heard the guy who made this watch got the idea for it while base jumping off the mid-Atlantic ridge (yes, it IS possible). He was so stoked by the idea that he only used materials found at the bottom of the ocean to make the prototype. Turns out that prototype sucked, but the engineers at TX got the basic idea and used it as the jumping off point (get it?) to create the greatest watch the sea has even conceived: The TX Deep Sea Flyback. It represents the joining of man and ocean to create a totally awesome-cool mutant watch that everyone loves (not like that Cloverfield mutant, that guy was a not awesome-cool, and I got nauseous watching that movie because of the “amateur recording” cinematography technique. Same thing with the Blair Witch project. And on my last road trip. As a rule, I generally avoid unstable-equilibrium activities).
This deal of the day is a lot like the other TX watches we’ve sold here, with a chronograph Fly Back, a compass, dual-timezone function, deep water resistance, and more functions than you’ll know what to do with (the owners manual is like a phone book. Remember phone books? They were books that had a collection of telephone numbers in them that existed before the internet. I remember the last time I read mine, Michelle on Full House lost her first tooth. Great episode). You might be asking me, “Wait a tic, JomaDeals-writer-guy, if you’ve sold two TX Flyback watches before, why do a third one?” Good question, JomDeals-reader-person. It’s because watches from this line KEEP SELLING OUT! They’re very popular, so we follow the demands of the people and give them what they want. So if you missed out on the other two TX Flybacks, you’ve now got a rare third chance to get one at a very deep discount. But don’t wait until the last minute. Like I said a few sentences ago, this line of watches sell out fast, so buy now and save your regret for something else (like that time you fell asleep on the subway and that one guy posted the picture on the internet. That’s a huge waste of your fifteen minutes of fame, my friend).
Well, no longer! Today is the glorious day that you reward yourself for all the awesomer than awesome skills you’ve acquired over a lifetime of tedious moments. Today’s Deal of the Day is another Eco-drive from Citizen. The Eco-Drive is one of the most innovative lines of watches ever produced by humans. It’s solar powered, which is easier both on the environment (makes you feel less guilty for falling asleep in the refrigerator) and your wallet since you never need to buy a new battery. It’s also a great formal watch for any and all special occasions, like a date, your wedding, your divorce, your second wedding, the birth of your first child, your second child, your third, your forth, your vasectomy, your vasectomy reversal, your fifth child, your re-vasectomy, your children’s graduation, your children’s wedding, your grandkids’ birthdays, your retirement party, your funeral, and your welcoming party in heaven (or hell, depending on your preference). And since its solar powered it will last that entire time without ever having to change the battery (especially in heaven. I hear it’s REALLY bright up there).
The prestigious history of this Deal of the Day reaches back to 1758 when Jacques Gevril was commissioned to make a watch for the King of Spain. The King was so impressed by the watch that he appointed Gevril Royal Swiss Watchmaker to the Spanish Crown. Pretty cool, huh? Since then, Gevril has continued making innovative watches for people who demand the highest quality. Gevril’s current watches include some of the most modern and unique timepieces in the world. The GV2, for example, is only made of the best materials, and has a unique face. The hour numerals are revealed by a rotating round inner window, while the minutes are displayed around the outer perimeter of the face by another rotating sphere. If you have no idea what I just said, don’t worry, I don’t even understand what I just said (check out the pics and video of the watch below. It’ll explain a lot). So buy before midnight tonight to get the JomaDeals discount, and rest assured that if anything should go wrong with it, the JomaDeals 2-year warranty will make sure it’s all taken care of (unless you drop it into the ocean during your surfing guitar solo. We can’t help you there, king).
Today’s watch is the Swatch Spymaker, Blue Irony style, From JomaDeals with Love (that was a very poor attempt at a 
Jimmy Stewart did it in Rear Window, it’s still 
The Nixon watch is a watch that pays attention to details. We know that that you have something to say and give you a way to say it. Anything off-the-shelf won’t do. If you waltz into Walmart, buy the first $9.79 watch you see and expect it to say anything about you other than “I’m a cheap SOB who just waltzed into a Walmart and bought the first $9.79 watch I saw,” you will kindle my wrath and I will therefore embarrass you in front of thousands of people by writing a marriage proposal from you to your girlfriend on the JumboTron at the next Yankees game when you’re definitely NOT ready for it (
The Nixon Sultan is built for style, for high stress work and play conditions, and for riders of all types: skaters, snowboarders, surfers, and other people on a whole different plane of cool than the rest of us (I was on a skateboard only once. Shattered my pelvis. That’s right, my body systematically and violently rejects all forms of cool that even come near my body; it’s like that one time I threw up on 
Happy Monday! Time to shop away your Monday morning blues with a little “hide the shopping window behind an Excel spreadsheet and pretend to be 
Hopefully this watch will brighten your otherwise too-freaky Friday. The Fossil Twist Men’s watch is beautifully designed and intricately constructed with a stark white dial with partial cutaway revealing (in a good way) the elegant mechanics of its inner workings. And it’s classy enough to look good on any day of the week, casual or not. Now excuse me while I go 