Remember Boy Scouts growing up? Where you would wander around in the wilderness with a compass that didn’t even work with a troop leader who didn’t know what he was doing looking for a stream that doesn’t exist? Those were the days. But all the hiking, blisters, short shorts, and mosquitoes were worth it at the end of the day when you’d gather around the campfire to make S’mores, burn things, listen to ghost stories (that happened five years ago to kids just like YOU right here in this very CAMP!), and light our farts (yes, it’s toilet humor, but to a bunch of 12 year old boys, it’s comic genius). The deal of the day today is a watch that harkens back to those days in the woods when we each learned first hand the difference between poison Ivy and not-poison ivy (and why you should pack plenty of toilet paper so that it doesn’t happen ever again). It’s a classic, retro style from Wenger, the maker of the genuine Swiss Army knife, the same knife that gave you your first stitches after trying to carve points into sticks to pass the time. It’s all there: the rotating bezel, the black leather strap, and the dial that you can use to reflect light to signal a rescue plane. And even though you never had any real reason to find “true north,” you’ll get plenty of use out of this daily deal. So buy today, and worry about knowing how to make a tourniquet using a shirt sleeve later (might come in useful next time Matt from Account Management gets his tie caught in the shredder…I seriously didn’t know that actually happened to anyone…)Brand: Wenger Swiss Army
Model: 72985
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: WN72985
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Stainless Steel
Case Diameter: 45mm
Case Shape: Round
Bezel Function: Unidirectional Rotating
Bezel Material: Black Stainless Steel
Dial Color: Black
Dial Markers: Arabic
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: Luminous Black
Band Color: Black
Band Material: Leather
Band Type: Men’s
Crystal: Mineral
Clasp Type: Buckle
Power: Battery
Calendar: Date at 3 position
Water Resistance: 100m/330ft
Misc Information: Military Time Ring. Luminous hands and markers.
Warranty: JomaDeals 2-year
In 1897 the Original Swiss Army Knife was created in the small village of Ibach, Switzerland. Swiss watches just like the Swiss Army knife, stand for quality "Made in Switzerland". Wenger S.A. with their Headquarters in Delémont in the Jura mountains, established in 1893, is one of Europe's leading knife makers and one of only two official producers of the Swiss Army knife. Skilled workers abound in the Jura mountains, where watch making is a predominant industry, manufacture the famous Wenger knives in multiple operations on the latest machinery. Uncompromising craftsmanship makes these watches worthy of the "cross and shield" emblem of the Swiss Army Brand. Around the corner or around the globe, classically styled Swiss Army watches will make sure that you're equipped for life's adventures. No matter what those adventures might be.
Happy Saturday! Once again, it’s time to sleep in late, eat a huge breakfast, watch some college football, then go out and have some fun by making some really irresponsible decisions at a club or bar. When Sunday comes up and you wake up in a jail cell, you know you just had the time of your life. Kudos to you (Hope you never plan on running for office, though). But this may seem a little over the top for some folks. Me personally, I’d rather throw on a tux and mingle at a high society party while flirting with a mysterious, dark-haired woman who actually turns out to be a double agent and chase her and her scar-faced accomplice to the roof where an awaiting helicopter takes them away while I’m occupied fighting their ninja henchmen, but I get past them and leap and manage to hold onto the undercarriage, climb up, knock out the pilot, take control of the helicopter and the nuclear missiles, then land it before the auto-destruct timer destroys the entire world, and then make passionate love to the evil-turned-good mysterious woman from the party as the lights dim and the credits roll. You know, simple and elegant.
This Citizen watch is like that. Some watches are way over the top. It’s like sometimes you order a watch and get inspector gadget when what you really want is James Bond. This watch is James Bond. This deal of the day is classic, straight forward, understated, full of class and refinement, and ready to roll at any time. And though I can’t guarantee that you’ll escape the killer shark pit before the secret evil toxic lair implodes, I can guarantee the watch will make you look good while you do it. And best of all, it’s an Eco-drive watch, which means you’ll never have to waste valuable time and money getting the battery replaced. Just hold it under the sun for a few minutes, and violá, you’re ready to drive an Aston Martin onto a moving motorboat (or maybe that was a scene from Starsky and Hutch?). And if for whatever reason this watch stops working like it should, the JomaDeals 2-year warranty will get it going again. Happy Saturday. As usual, this message will self destruct in…crap, I’m mixing my action movies again…forget it, I’m going to eat some more pancakes and take a nap…
Do you dream of living the luxury, East Coast, old money, yacht sailing lifestyle (a couple recently had their yacht stolen by pirates as they slept. What kind of a world is this when decent, filthy rich yacht owners can’t even be safe anymore?)? Me too. It would be great if my highest ambition in life was to maintain an even tan throughout the year while I sat by the pool sipping margaritas and counting the money in my trust fund. But this lifestyle is pretty expensive. I know I definitely don’t make enough to buy even a skiff, much less a yacht. And this watch, the Baume and Mercier Hampton Classic Ladies Watch, is no exception. It represents everything that has to do with the rich American lifestyle: superior quality, gorgeous design, powerful engineering, and something your kids will fight over when you die. But thanks to JomaDeals, you can buy a piece of this lifestyle at an affordable, down to earth, go to work everyday price. It’s one of those watches you buy when you want something that will go the distance. And it’s expensive enough that you can be sure you’re getting a really, really good watch (aren’t I the linguist? I can’t think of an adjective better than “really really”?) with a brand name that’s synonymous with quality. And you’re getting it at the lowest price on the internet. But this window to easy street only lasts today. So to all the ladies out there, this is your chance to buy a little piece of old money happiness (don’t listen to what people say, money IS happiness). And to all my boys out there, this is a gift guaranteed to floor your woman (or the woman who isn’t technically your woman but have been following around for the past year hoping she would be). When you don’t know what to give, this will more than do the trick. And even if it doesn’t, return it in 15-days for a refund, or exchange it for something she might like better. So to both the gift giving guys, and the “of discerning taste” women, act on the deal today or forever be cast off into the non-yacht class of citizens (you can always get a ride on my skiff…).
