Emporio Armani Black Leather Mens Wallet YEM122. A sleek, black leather men’s wallet from Emporio Armani. This deal of the day is $139 (49% off the $275 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). December 5, 2009.
I have an ugly wallet. I’ll admit it. I bought it from a boutique in Mexico for five American dollars (talked him down from fifteen; I’m a master of bartering). It’s red, white, and black plaid with a random design around the fringe. It has a Quicksilver logo on the front, though I’m 100% sure Quicksilver didn’t make it. Its insides are made of tough nylon and comes with a zipper pocket. And it Velro’s shut. I’ve now had this same wallet for 15 years, and it’s never looked worse. You’d think I’d break and buy a new one already, but to tell you the truth, I almost don’t want to. It’s like a comfort blanket. It’s unique. It’s familiar. And it’s so broken in that it fits my butt like a pair of expensive jeans. I even gave it a name. Called him Gary. So I was fine with Gary for a long time, knowing that eventually I’d have to replace him. Well, the breaking point came last week. I was walking home from work late one night when a stranger walked up to me, pulled out a gun, and demanded I give him my money. I threw him my wallet. He looked at it, paused for a moment, threw it back and said, “Gross,” then ran away. When thieves won’t even steal your wallet, you know it’s time to replace it. That’s why I’m glad at JomaDeals today we’re selling beautiful, genuine, Emporio Armani men’s wallet. It’s made in Italy and comes complete with an Armani signiature fabric interior,10 holder slots, and smooth, finished, black leather with that new wallet smell. It’s a wallet you’ll love and that will last you for many, many years (if you treat it right). Because the truth is, I could wear a designer suit and drive a sports car, but the minute I broke ol’ Gary out, no one took me seriously. So get a real, sleek, stylish leather wallet, and the rest will follow.SPECS:
- Finished in black leather
- Front Emporio Armani embossed signature
- Inside is finished in black leather and lined in black Emporio Armani signature fabric.
- 4 card holder slots.
- 2 cash note holder slots.
- 4 additional compartments.
- 1 coin compartment with snap tab closure.
- Emporio Armani presentation box & Emporio Armani authenticity card.
- Emporio Armani 2009/2010 collection.
- Made in Italy.
About Emporio Armani
Emporio Armani is an upscale label designed for young adults in their 20's and 30's. The label features ready-to-wear and accessories. Emporio Armani is available in its 13 stores in the U.S. and over 140 worldwide, and on the brand's website.
So many fashion faux pas, so little time. It drives me crazy thinking about them. Don’t wear socks with sandals. Don’t wear black with brown. Don’t wear white after Labor Day (or is it Memorial Day? I always get those two mixed up for some reason). Don’t eat a catsup popsicle while wearing white gloves. It’s like I’m not allowed to have any fun at all (a fashion faux pas I tend to agree with? Don’t ever wear Crocs. Ever. Or the Snuggie). But Ferragamo makes things a lot simpler. With all the fashion mistakes you can make out there, you can never go wrong with a Ferragamo handbag. Especially this one, the understated, elegant little black handbag to go with that little black dress. Ferragamo is almost always in fashion (I say “almost” because it probably wouldn’t be good to take fishing, but anywhere else might work) And today only on JomaDeals, we’re offering it as one of the exclusive fashion deal of the day, so you can get a luxury, name-brand handbag at a fraction of the price. It’s an awesome handbag that makes you look like a million bucks and become the envy of all your friends and enemies (especially your enemies), and you don’t have to put the entire purchase on your already maxed out credit card (hey, I’m not judging, times are tough and black Friday was last week). If nothing else, it’ll make a great early Christmas gift yourself or a loved one, and they’ll never have to know you got it at a discount. Let ’em think you’re made of money. That’s the joy of giving.
