Faberge St. Petersburg Crystal Imperial Crown Egg - One day deal

A stunning, elegant, crystal egg that, you never know, might just save your life one day. This deal of the day is $49.99 (71% off the $170 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Alright, everyone, settle down, settle down. I’m looking at you, Scalia. Stop throwing paper airplanes at Ruth and sit down.

Now, as Supreme Court Justices, we have the sacred duty to carefully consider every case that comes before us and make a fair, educated, constitutional decision.

Now you’ve all had ample time to study the matter and form initial opinions. So by a raise of hands, we’ll get an idea of an initial verdict. Raise your hand if you think the deal of the day today is awesome. Okay. That makes four. Raise your hand if you think today’s deal is awesomer than awesome. Four again. Raise your hand if you’re undecided. Just one. Sonia. I should have figured, newbie.

Okay, to break the tie lets go over the facts again, shall we? This deal is a genuine Faberge Egg. The real deal here, people. It’s from the Faberge St. Petersburg Crystal Petite Egg Collection. It’s a gorgeous addition to any home, but even if you don’t have your own collection (John, I’m looking at you, you communist), it makes a fantastic center- or mantelpiece for any room. It adds, class, sophistication, and intrigue you just can’t get anywhere else.

So as you can see, I believe this deal is not just awesome, but awesomer than awesome, and anyone who disagrees is a bonehead. And probably a traitor to this country.

So, Sonia, no pressure, but what’s your vote? Awesomer than awesome. I thought so. Then it’s decided. I’ll alert the President.

SPECS
Height: 2.5
Gold Plated silver tri-pod stand included


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Swarovski Crystal Deals - Swarovski Flowering Crystal Cactus 291549

Classic Swarovski Mother’s Day Flower: a flower that will last forever. This deal of the day is $49.99 (69% off the $160 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Very few things last forever, and usually the things that do are really unpleasant: getting a root canal at the dentist, dinner with your parents, waiting your turn in “Settlers of Catan” when you have a really good hand and want to play it before you’re a-hole brother-in-law plays and wins the game and rubs it in your face. Again.

But there is one thing that lasts forever that’s actually pleasant: the love of a mother for her child (Aww! Single tear. Symphonic melody. The feeling that everything’s gunna be alright). It’s a bond that mother’s share with a baby the moment that baby leaves the womb. It’s special, unbreakable, and guarantees her the right to get a phone call from you now and then (What, you can’t pick up the phone and call once in awhile? Are you too busy and important for your own mother? And when are you going back to law school to finish your degree? That acting career of yours is never going to pan out. And did I tell you about your father’s gall bladder problems…).

Today’s deal of the day is a special collectible especially for mothers. Sure, you get her flowers every year. But this time, symbolic of the love that lasts forever, you can get her a flower that also lasts forever. This Swarovski sculpture is a classic item in the shape of an exotic cactus with blooming flower. It’s a beautiful addition to the mantelpiece that your mother will really appreciate, and is so great that it should earn you the right to miss Sunday dinner once in awhile without hearing about it in a 10-minute answering machine message the next day.

Get it today only at a 69% deal of the day discount, just in time for Mother’s Day. Sale ends at midnight.

SPECS: From The Exquisite Accents Collection. Swarovski faceted clear crystal pot and cactus. Flower petals in Jonquil and the stamen in Siam crystal. Dimensions: 1 1/2 x 2 1/2, in mm: 62 x 40.3 Swarovski Crystal New Item # 291549 Swarovski Crystal Old Item # 74840000001.

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