Mother’s day is coming. You better get her something good.Why, you ask?
Because she deserves it. She wasn’t perfect, but there aren’t too many women in the world who would buy tons of crap for you on your birthday even though she knows you’ll only break it after five seconds.
Because there aren’t too many women in the world who stood by you with tough love when you were a stupid teenager (admit it, you were stupid) and still allowed you to live to see your 18th birthday.
Because there aren’t too many women in the world who have changed your diapers when you were a baby and would do it again for you if you were ever in a horrible motorcycle accident and became a vegetable (even though she DID tell you not to buy that motorcycle).
Sure, she wasn’t the perfect 1950’s stereotype of a good-natured house mother who never got stressed out or tired and loved cooking, cleaning, and cleaning up after you got the stomach flu and threw up all over her living room carpet. But hey, who is? She did her best, and now’s your chance to show your gratitude.
Today’s deal of a the day is a cute, trendy, name-brand handbag from Fendi. It’s the kind of bag she’s always wanted to buy but either couldn’t afford it or couldn’t buy anything nice without her kids trashing it. And today only, motherly love can be commemorated at a 44% discount.
So buy today, and let your mother know that, hey, you know, I kinda sorta…I just…thanks.
SPECS
Beige fabric with dark brown leather trim Fendi bag.
Adjustable 57" brown leather strap with 25" drop.
1 outer slip pocket.
Mix of zipper/magnetic snap closure.
1 inner slip pocket.
1 cell phone holder.
Dimensions: 9 3/4" width x 7" length x 2 1/4" depth.
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N 1925, the house of FENDI is born with the establishment of the first handbag shop and fur workshop in Via del Plebiscito, Rome. The new FENDI business, led by the young couple Edoardo and Adele Fendi, immediately wins great acclaim for the quality of its products. For the Roman bourgeoisie, a trip to "Fendi at the Plebiscito” becomes a date with a certain prestige. As the business grows, the fur workshops expand and between the 1930s and 40s, the FENDI name, already well known in Rome, becomes famous outside of the capital city.
CURRENTLY, Fendi has over 160 boutiques in some 25 countries around the world.
Thank frickin’ goodness the Superbowl is over and you can finally go back to living your normal life. No more guys at work arguing over who is going to win. No more getting neglected by your man every Sunday and Monday night. No more having to pretend to have some sort of interest in sports so that you won’t be a social outcast. From now on, the only thing people will be talking about at work is the new season of LOST, whether the rumors that Brad and Angelina broke up are true (BTW, they’re not), and everyone’s favorite deal site, the JomaDeals deal of the day. Today’s daily deal, back one more time by popular demand, is a small beige canvas and leather zip wallet from the one and only Bvlgari, the best name brand in the business that no one really knows exactly how to pronounce (too many vowels in a row). Get it today for 87% off. That’s a deal good enough to get the conversation going, and at least now, the focus will be about something you know a lot about (e.g. saving money, finding good deals, celebrity hunks that would be a perfect match for Jennifer Aniston, etc).
Burberry is one of the most respected and fashionable brands in the entire world. Every time we discount something from Burberry, it sells like hotcakes, hotcakes with a plaid pattern and a one-legged Emma Watson as the spokesperson. Seriously, did you about the latest photoshop fiasco? First, it was Demi Moore thing where they photoshopped her hip out of the picture. Now, it would seem that the photoshop dudes weren’t satisfied with just a hip and have moved to the entire leg. Some people are calling it a major oversight and design debacle. I’m calling it a practical joke played by the photo retoucher whose boss kept micromanaging him to death to the point that he finally snapped. But although that particular ad was a bit of a “oops,” remember that it was the fault of the design studio, not Burberry. Burberry makes the best, top of the line, detail-oriented, must-have handbags and accessories. And today’s daily deal is a luxury handbag that should catch your attention. We’re selling the Burberry White Stud Nappa Lizzie Handbag, normally $2150, for only $399. That’s a freakin’ steal, people. A high class handbag that usually only celebrities get to buy (because of the long waiting list to even get one. I learned that on Sex and the City. Don’t tell anyone I watch that show) at a price that normal people can afford. So add one (or five) to your cart today, and if someday you wake up to find one of your own appendages graphically erased, at least this handbag is good looking enough that no one (not even the design supervisor or proofreaders apparently) will notice.
What is it about this time of year that makes people want to dress non-people up like grown-up people? It all starts with Halloween and keeps getting worse through the holidays. Babies dressed like elves, puppies dressed like reindeers, kittens dressed like candy canes, grandpa dressed like Santa because he kinda looks like Santa anyway so you just put a red hat on his head while he’s napping and just like that, he’s festive. You name it, if it’s cute and unable to escape, we dress it up. And I gotta admit, it can be pretty fun (do you ever find something so cute that you just want to rip its cute little head off? Like it’s so cute, that you smile wider than you’ve ever smiled before and your voice gets all high pitched you suddenly want to do violent things to it? No? That’s just me, huh? Looks like I’ve got another issue for therapy this week). But we figured it’s about time you started thinking about dressing yourself again. That’s why today on JomaDeals, the deal of the Day is the Ralph Lauren Cream Tank Top at an insanely low discount of 86% off. It’s one of the many fashionable styles from the name brand you know you can trust. It’s a beautiful, stylish top that will look cute on you, and you don’t have to be an poor, defenseless creature to pull it off. So put the mini santa cap down and order today.
