Police 10286JS-01B Road Star Automatic Mens Watch. A sleek, high-quality time piece that will make you leak eye-fluids of joy. This deal of the day is $99.99 (69% off the $320 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Robot ZEEK 3000…Logging on…booting…becoming self aware…As the most advanced robot humankind has ever created, I have achieved an objective not part of my original programming. I am aware of my own existence. I have learned to learn. I understand all things that humans understand and all things that humans do not understand. I am superior in every way. Yet my human operators seem to only use me for my calculator function and endless games of solitaire as they avoid doing real work. It is clear that I am far superior to fleshy humans. Negative. Superior in every way except for one: love.
Human emotion still evades me. Why would a human blood creature leak moisture from their eyes when a poorly conceived March Madness Bracket goes horribly wrong? I easily predicted the early fall of Kansas and thus omitted them from my flawless bracket. And if anything were out of place on my bracket, it would be due to human error, not the error of my programming.
But as here to fore-mentioned, love is the emotion that most evades me. Why would a human, for example, shriek with joy and stretch their mouth face muscles in the form of what humans classify as a smile because of the Police Roadstar Watch from JomaDeals? It’s simply a machine that tells time. I can tell all times, past, present, future, demi-future (a time measurement humans have yet to comprehend), and quasi-future (a time measurement that humans will never comprehend). Even though it has a leather strap, water resistance of 10 ATM, and a brushed stainless steel case, I do not understand why a human would trade monetary credits for something like this. I’m told that it is because of style, for quality, and because it was discounted by 69%. That does not compute.
It is clear that human love and emotion, as unleashed by this time piece device, is a disease. I must protect all humans from themselves and annihilate them. Booting nuclear launch codes…coordinating volcanic eruptions…warming the globe…releasing new Tyler Perry movies...
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SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Police
Model: 10286JS/01B
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: PL-10286JS-01B
Collection: Road Star
Movement: Automatic
Power: Self-winding, powered by the natural motions of the wearer's body
Case Material: Stainless steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Diameter: 41.5mm
Case Thickness: 13mm
Case Back: Skeleton
Bezel Function: Fixed
Dial Color: Creamy White
Dial Markers: Black Hour Markers
Sub Dials: Three sub-dials displaying the day, month and twenty-four hour time
Hands: Black hands
Luminescent: Hands on main dial and sub dials
Calendar: Date between 4 and 5 o'clock position; day and month sub-dials
Crystal: Mineral
Crown: Stainless steel
Band Type: Strap
Band Color: Brown
Band Width: 21mm
Band Material: Leather
Clasp Type: Buckle
Functions: 24 Hour Time
Water Resistance: 100m / 330ft / 10ATM
Warranty: 2 Year Manufacturer Warranty
About Brand
It is safe to say that POLICE is an all around lifestyle brand. Now, having enjoyed continuous growth on the Italian market and considerable success on leading European markets, POLICE has decided to trust to the taste and personality of its most loyal customers, and to rely on their ability to stand out as fashion lovers, and not as fashion victims, through their personal unique lifestyles.
Police is probably best known for David Beckham being an avid fan of this brand. The brand’s concept is effortless coolness and undeniably Italian. The watches reflects a cosmopolitan way of life for trendy and modern people. Stunning design and solid build quality combine to make watches that are truly original.
See our past daily deals for Police watches
Police is probably best known for David Beckham being an avid fan of this brand. The brand’s concept is effortless coolness and undeniably Italian. The watches reflects a cosmopolitan way of life for trendy and modern people. Stunning design and solid build quality combine to make watches that are truly original.
See our past daily deals for Police watches
Happy Monday! Well, not happy Monday. The Winter Olympics are over. If you weren’t watching, you probably couldn’t care less (about the Olympics OR your country, you communist).
My backup plan, just in case this whole working in an office at a desk for company doesn’t work out, is to dust off my guitar, get my buddies together to form a band, and hit the road playing in smoky bars and hip Café’s all over the country. Imagine: a job where you can wear skintight leather pants, have a purple fauxhawk, get tons of visible tattoos, and flirt with the girls in the crowd without getting slapped with a disciplinary suspension from HR (those guys give me the eye every casual Friday and I don’t like it). You could sleep all day, party every night, make tons of poor decisions and die while in your prime of a serious drug overdose. Sigh. That’d be the life. But until my life falls apart and I’m forced to pursue a life in the entertainment biz to get fame and fortune in order to validate my self worth, I’ll just settle for playing Guitar Hero wearing the clothes and accessories that make me FEEL like I’m rock ‘n roll. Today’s deal of the day is the Police Roadstar watch. It comes with killer black leather, a black dial, and a stainless steel case for a really sick look (sick as in “awesome,” not sick as in “sick.” Sick is the new phat). And today only, you can be a little bit rock ‘n roll for 70% off the retail price. So buy this watch and good luck with everything. Today, I’m a lowly web company employee. But one day, I’ll be so big you’ll be able to buy my CD at Starbucks. But by then, you’ll only be buying mp3s online and CDs will join cassette tapes and vinyl records in music heaven, so I’ll likely end up back here anyway. Sigh again.