“Well, I can tell by the fact that you’re looking at your watch every two seconds that this date is not going well and you want to leave.”“What? Oh! No, Dana, that’s not it at all.”
“It’s Wendy.”
“I’m actually really enjoying our date tonight. In fact, I’ve been looking forward to it all week. After you agreed to go out with me, I picked what restaurant we’d go to, I asked my friends to help coach me so I wouldn’t embarrass myself, I read every single thing and looked at every single picture of you I could on your facebook profile …”
“I think you should know that telling me all of this is not making the date go any better…”
“…I followed you around for awhile so I could get used to being around you without breaking into a nervous sweat, I interrogated your past roommates to find out your likes, dislikes, threatened past boyfriends and other potential love interests to stay away from you cuz you’re MY girl…”
“Maybe I should call it a night…and a week…”
“I even spent hours trying to come up with the perfect outfit. And while I was doing that, I realized I needed the perfect watch to go with the perfect outfit. So I went on JomaDeals and found this, the Invicta Mako from the Pro Diver line. It’s an incredible watch with the original coin bezel, tritnite luminous hands, a skeleton see-through back, anti-reflective mineral crystal with magnifier, and is shock resistant, water-resistant up to 200 meters, and has a 21-jewel automatic movement. I mean, it’s just so awesome!”
“I’m on my phone now calling a cab…”
“And the best part is that I got it at a 77% discount! I ordered it, it came in the mail this morning, and now I can’t stop staring at it! It’s amazing!”
“Okay, I’ll admit that’s a cool watch. So I hope you two enjoy your date. I’m leaving. And to think I was actually interested in you.”
“I love you, too, Invicta. I love you, too.”
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SPECIFICATIONS
Style: Big, bold and masculine luxury watch for everyday use
Brand: Invicta
Model: 8928C
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: IN8928C
Collection: Pro Diver
Movement: Automatic - 21 jewels
Power: Self-winding, powered by the motion of the wearer’s arm
Case Material: Stainless Steel with 18kt gold plating
Case Shape: Round
Case Diameter: 43 mm
Case Thickness: 13.5 mm
Case Back: Screw-down stainless steel skeleton see-through back
Bezel: Coin edge with goldtone Arabic numerals and luminescent dot
Bezel Function: Unidirectional rotating
Bezel Material: Stainless Steel
Dial Color: Blue
Dial Markers: Goldtone dots and index
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: Mercedes symbol in the hour hand, the second hand is designed with a circle near its tip and the Invicta logo at the other end of the second hand
Luminescent: Tritnite® luminous hands and markers
Calendar: Date at the 3 o'clock position
Crystal: Anti-reflective mineral crystal with magnifier
Crown: Gold plated stainless steel screw-down with the Invicta Logo
Band Type: Two-tone triple link bracelet
Band Length: Fits wrist size up to 9 inches
Band Width: 20 mm
Band Material: Stainless Steel with 18kt gold plating
Clasp Type: Diver buckle with safety clasp
Functions: Calendar, hour, minute, second
Water Resistance: 200m / 660ft / 20ATM
Misc Information: Shock resistant
Warranty: 1 Year Manufacturer warranty
ABOUT BRAND
Latin for "Invincible", Invicta was founded in La Chaux-de-Fonds, Switzerland by Raphael Picard. Picard had the radical notion that fine Swiss timepieces could be offered at modest prices. In 1837 Invicta began handcrafting its first watches and for well over a century this diligent company created manual and automatic winding pieces of exceptional design and construction.
In 1991, the descendents of the Invicta family re-established the brand holding firm to Picard's founding principle of affordable luxury. They recognized that Invicta could provide the watch buying public with unprecedented access to the fine Swiss quality at prices well within their reach.
Still privately owned and operated, Invicta has powered forward with Picard's maverick spirit, and the once small company has grown into a dynamic force worshipped by collectors and feared by the watch-making industry. In the history of Invicta watch, one thing has remained constant: Invicta watches are known for their quality and beautiful design. This is as true today as it was a century ago.
So what does that mean for JomaDeals? Well, since no one else in the office has my wit, charm, command of prose, and knowledge of useless pop-culture references (I was raised by my TV), I’m writing these beforehand as though I were writing from the beach, catching some sun, the rhythm of the crashing waves lulling me to a light sleep as I sip a piña colada (what did I just tell you about those jealous vibes?). So for the first time ever, I present a SERIES of listings that will here to henceforth and hereafter be known as the Vacation Dairies (much better than the Vampire Diaries, trust me).
So even though I looked like I had been dressed by blind caveman with Tourette’s Syndrome (look for him on the next Episode of What not the Wear), I am not entirely devoid of scruples. To balance the good with the bad, I’m wearing today’s daily deal, the Invicta Sport Collection Two-Tone Stainless Steel watch. It’s formal enough to make you look sleek, but sporty enough for informal occasions. It’s this ingenious style combo that will balance your worst fashion faux pas and make you look good no matter what (take THAT, Stacey and Clinton). So, as ridiculous as my outfit may be, thanks to this watch all the other tourists are calling me GQ. And should the Invicta superior design not live up to its expectations, the JomaDeals 2-year warranty will make sure it gets fixed for free. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a sandcastle that needs building. Adios!
We’ve sold a lot of watches from the Invicta Pro Driver line. Why? It’s a good watch that sells fast. That’s good for our customers since they seem to love Pro Drivers, and it’s good for business, since it makes the boss happy and no one gets laid off (hoo-ray for a stabilizing economy!). Why does it sell so well? Because it’s a man’s watch, that’s why. It has superior water resistance, so if you ever need to spring into action and dive into a sinking ship to rescue the helpless drowning baby puppy of a hot supermodel in distress, you can save the day and get the girl without stopping to remove your watch. Or if you’re ever running in a tattered tuxedo having just escaped the headquarters of an evil, world-domination aspiring terrorist with vital information that will save the world and the only way to escape their spray of bullets is to dive into the cover of the midnight sea, then you can swim to safety and deliver the secret plans to the President without having to drop your watch off at the repair shop. It’s a diver’s watch. And with its stainless steel design and superior water resistance, it will always be ready for excitement and danger (not real danger, but movie danger, the kind where it’s suspenseful and scary but you know in the end that the main character isn’t going to die because that would ruin the movie and they already started making the sequel). So buy today’s daily deal before it sells out, and even if you’re never being chased by terrorists, or attacked by sharks, or running along the beach with Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff (you know you’ve dreamed it), you’ll at least be able to tell what day it is (Monday, Swiss Military, Tuesday, Haurex, Wednesday, Invicta Pro Driver, Thursday, mystery accessory…)
We’re bringing back all the hits at JomaDeals lately. We recently brought you the sequel of the Watch Repair Tool Kit and have seen repeated returns of the most popular watch lines we have. Now, we’re brining back another hit for its due sequel: the Invicta Pro Driver. But unlike the Watch Repair sequel, which was basically the same item being sold again, this watch comes with a little twist. It still has the same futuristic Japanese Automatic movement like the last one, the same super-duper water resistance for the professional diver in all of us (it’s not just a clever name, you can take this watch diving up to 660 feet), and the same sleek, stainless steel design that would make the tin-man swoon (he loves tricked-out metal stuff, along with skin-suffocating body paint). So what’s the twist? This watch comes with a coin-edge bezel for an added aesthetic punch that not only looks cool but can double as a rope cutter should you ever find yourself apprehended and tied to a chair by machine gun-touting thugs and need to make a quick, MacGyver-like get away using only your watch, a stick of gum, and a tube of tennis balls (it can be done, trust me). This watch will help you do it, and keep accurate time as well so you can leap from a speeding motor boat seconds before it explodes. And should anything malfunction and your dramatic getaway is cut short (why would anyone cancel MacGyver?! Why!), then the Invicta 1-year warranty will fix it to make sure your watch gets an extra life (it’s like your own personal green mushroom, Mario mavens).
P.S. Who’s more dangerous: MacGyver or a Nuclear Warhead. The answer: MacGyver carrying a Nuclear Warhead that he made himself out of toothpaste and a bra.