It’s official. Poker is the greatest sport ever. I know what you’re thinking, and YES, it is a sport. It’s men, it’s a competition, they wear special equipment (sunglasses and funny hats count), and the most important element of all: ESPN is televising it as a sport. So it’s official. Poker players and five-card studs are officially athletes with a sense of style that would put James Bond to shame. I wish I was good at poker, cuz there’s nothing like watching the look on someone’s face when you put down a sweet hand of all reds (that’s a good hand, right?) and take all their chips, hopes, and dreams away from them. Want to capture the smooth look of a true card shark? Then maybe today’s deal of the day, the Dolce and Gabbana Men’s Shuffle watch is for you. It has a stainless steel case with a unique, attention grabbing style that’s unique to D&G. And that’s exactly what you want: a little attention grabbing distraction that allows you to get your opponents off guard and deliver a killing hand. And as always, it comes with the JomaDeals two-year warranty, so if anything goes wrong, we’ll fix it for free. So buy this little beauty to go with your green visor and oversized aviator glasses, intimidate the living bejesus out of your poker foes, and become the ultimate five-card stud (get it? It’s a little word play…I used it again just in case you didn’t catch it the first time).
SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Dolce Gabbana
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: DGDW0317
Collection: Shuffled
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Stainless Steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Diameter: 42mm
Bezel: Fixed
Dial Color: Black/white
Dial Markers: Arabic
Dial Type: Analog
Crystal: Mineral
Band Length: Men's
Band Material: Stainless Steel
Clasp Type: Deployment
Calendar: Date at the 3 position
Water Resistance: 50m/165ft
Power: Battery
Warranty: JomaDeals 2-year
ABOUT BRAND
Dolce & Gabbana watches - the Italian design, unconventional, young and eye-catching look watches! Every each D&G watch conveys a message of elegant eccentricity. D&G watches - a stunningly different collection of fashion/dress/casual watches. Dolce & Gabbana watches - probably the most Hip collection of watches available today!
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