The JomaDeals “Ode to Mom” 20-ish Part SeriesPart 8: The Cool Mom
Let’s hear it for the Cool Mom.
You love your kids, and they love you. Why? Is it because in college you were in a rock band that had a hit single but broke up because you started dating Bon Jovi? Is it because you turned one of the rooms of your house into a full Laser Tag arena? Is it because the school bully doesn’t pick on your kids because he’s scared of you because you beat up his former UFC champion dad? Is it because you were originally cast in the role of Kate on “LOST” but turned it down to raise a family, and that President Obama calls you to chat from time to time, and that you have your helicopter pilot’s license?
Could be. But I think the real reason your kids love you is because you love them back. And because you know how to do a flip on a sports bike.
But just like any truly cool person, you don’t care about being cool, and may even be oblivious to it. You only care about your kids, and that’s that. And that makes you even cooler. So in honor of your supreme coolness, we’re offering a Mother’s Day special discount on a truly awesome piece of jewelry. Today’s deal of the day is this Silver Bangle with Peridot stones. It’s chic, it’s beautiful, it goes with any outfit, and just like you, it’s as cool as hell (but nice like an angel).
So buy today at the cool special discount, and celebrate this Mother’s Day in style. Just like when you broke into that Depeche Mode concert and ended up getting invited onstage to sing “Enjoy the Silence” with Dave Gahan at the finale (but that’s a story for another day).
SPECS:
Silver Bangle with 7 1/2ct Peridot TGW
15 x 6x4mm Oval Peridots
Height 5.5mm
Gift box included
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All the most elegant women in the world wear pearls. The Queen of England. Jackie Kennedy, Princess Diana, Michelle Obama, Marge Simpson, Patrick Swayze in “To Wong Fu Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar,” and more. Pearls are what you wear to the opera, to the theatre, to a funeral where your rich great uncle dies and leaves you his entire estate as long as you agree to spend one night in a haunted house (spoiler alert: you’re the only one who comes out alive…). Pearls are a must have for your wardrobe. And today on JomaDeals, we’re making it easier than ever to own some. Today’s deal of the day is a multiple-row White Pearl Elastic Bracelet. It’s a gorgeous piece of jewelry that you can get today only at a 64% discount. So even if you don’t have the bank roll of the Queen of England, you can still look like royalty (or like Patrick Swayze…hey, he looked good in those heels).
The year is coming to and end, the last year in a decade known as the 2000s (or 2000ses? 00s? 2k-ses? Whatever). And lets be honest. We’ve seen better decades. Election fiascos, 9/11, middle eastern conflict, internet bubble burst, real estate bubble burst, tsunami’s, hurricanes, floods, steroids in baseball, steroids in milk, mad cow, swine flu, funky chicken, Kanye West, the list goes on and on. But there were also some good things, too. Like The Dark Knight, Saddam Hussein’s execution, the first Black President, the Dramatic Chipmunk, the Double Cheeseburger on the Burger King Dollar Menu, and Hanna Montana (I’d rather not imagine a world without her). I know that the balance is still pretty heavily tipped toward the bad, but we’d like to think that it’s those little things, the small joys in life, that make it life worth living. And as this decade inches toward its end, and the 2010’s start, we’d like to add another good thing to the list. Our jewelry deal of the day today is the Dolce & Gabbana stainless steel chain necklace. It’s sleek yet strong, subtle yet bold, expensive yet at a discount. And even better, it’s unisex. Buy it for your girlfriend, and if she doesn’t like it, wear it yourself! It’s one good thing that will help you end one crappy decade on a high note. It may not tip the scales back into “good’s” favor, but at least it’s one other little joy to keep life interesting.
