Happy Thursday. Enjoy a big stack of pancakes smothered in butter and syrup (which are whole grain since you’re trying to eat healthier). And while you’re taking care of food for your stomach, here’s some food for thought. Use these random facts to impress your friends and co-workers through the day:• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Or you can just buy a new cup of coffee.
• A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. But it can accidentally bite its own tongue, which hurts like hell, especially if you’re a crocodile.
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (go ahead, look at your keyboard and try it out. Typewriter. I just did it. Cool, huh?)
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing (Ew).
• No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.' Go ahead. Start sounding some out. You won’t find one (Punth is not a word).
• A snail can sleep for three years (that actually sounds really, really good right now).
• It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. Many have tried. All have failed.
• Elephants are the only animals that can't jump (and white men).
• You just tried to lick your elbow (don’t lie. I saw you).
• JomaDeals is selling a gorgeous Emporio Armani wallet for 45% off retail. That’s more than anywhere else on the Internet, we guarantee (you knew I’d have to write in the sales pitch sometime).
It’s all true. Buy today before midnight, and this gorgeous wallet from the world’s most respected designer can be all yours at a huge discount. So add it to your cart soon, and let me know if you ever manage to lick that elbow of yours (keep trying…you’ve got all day).
SPECS:
Blue leather with gold-tone hardware
Interior is blue leather
1 billfold, 6 slip pockets, 6 card slots, 1 coin pouch
Measures 5" width x 3 1/2" height x 1" depth
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When I was a kid, I would have hated getting a wallet for Christmas. Even if I was a little girl (which I wasn’t, much to my mother’s disappointment) and got this quality name-brand Burberry wallet, I probably would have chucked it aside, as I often did with the boring, adult gifts my grandparent’s often sent me (a book? A sweater? Socks? Come on, I know it’s been a long time since they’ve had kids, but seriously…they have no clue how to please an over-stimulated entitlement generation…) in favor of something with flashing lights, multi-colors, moving parts, and the ability to shoot play missiles across the room. But what my precious little childhood mind failed to grasp, and what I learned after years and years of consumer disappointment from marketing promises that fell short of giving me “infinity hours of entertainment,” is that the loud and crazy toys break after 15 seconds, the video games become obsolete after 20, and the toy missiles always get lost in 30 (I suspect the dog), but the silly little wool socks my grandma gave me has kept my feet nice and toasty for twenty years. I still own them, and sometimes use them to wrestle with my cat when he feels like biting and clawing something (the dog choked on the play missiles…I knew it).
Today we welcome the newest edition to the JomaDeal offerings: a genuine, Burberry Black Patent Leather Wallet. It’s beautiful, durable, and chic with the classic Burberry Check pattern. It will fit comfortably in your coat pocket as you gracefully stroll through downtown London in a light drizzle on your way to your countryside home in Netherfield (that’s a charming image, right? Oh, and don’t tell anyone I’ve actually read