And that one I shall call…Sagittarius.Wait, what? Why?
Well, my good friend and fellow ancient Greek philosopher, because the outline of those stars look exactly like one of those half-man half-horse thingies.
Are you kidding me?
Not at all. You can see the shape of the tail, the four legs, the head, the arms, and the bow and arrow.
Okay, you’re totally just pulling that out of your butt.
Sigh. You just don’t get it, do you?
Considering you named the last group of stars after a naked virgin lady, no, apparently I don’t.
I’m thinking that group over there should be named after my pet crab, Cancer.
That’s a horrible name for a crab, by the way. Look, I have a better idea. Why don’t we name one of the constellations after this cool new watch I got.
What?
It makes a lot more sense than naming things after your random thoughts. I mean, look at it. It’s a gorgeous Wenger Swiss Military. It has a stainless steel construction with gold-tone links and highlights all over it like the glittering night sky. It’s powerful, it’s majestic, and looks great in a toga-suit. Plus, I got it at a deal of the day discount of 64% off. I mean, what else could be worthy of a constellation?
I’m thinking a goat.
You’re the worst.
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SPECIFICATIONS
Wenger Swiss Military Standard Issue Mens Watch 79167
Brand: Wenger Swiss Army
Model: 79167
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: WN79167
Collection: Standard Issue
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Stainless Steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Diameter: 39mm
Case Back: Screw-on stainless steel
Bezel: Fixed
Dial Color: White
Dial Markers: Arabic
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: Gold tone hour, minute, second
Luminescent: Hands and dial markers
Calendar: Date at 3 position
Crystal: Mineral
Crown: Regular
Band Type: 5-link bracelet
Band Length: Fits wrist size up to 8.5 inches
Band Width: 20mm
Band Material: Two-tone Stainless Steel
Clasp Type: Deployment
Emblem: Swiss Military "cross and shield" logo at 12 o'clock position, clasp, crown, case back
Functions: Date, Hour, Minute, Second
Water Resistance: 100m / 330ft / 10ATM
Misc Information: 18K PVD gold-plated accents
Made In: Swiss Made
Warranty: 3 Year Wenger Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
In 1897 the Original Swiss Army Knife was created in the small village of Ibach, Switzerland. Swiss watches just like the Swiss Army knife, stand for quality "Made in Switzerland". Wenger S.A. with their Headquarters in Delémont in the Jura mountains, established in 1893, is one of Europe's leading knife makers and one of only two official producers of the Swiss Army knife. Skilled workers abound in the Jura mountains, where watch making is a predominant industry, manufacture the famous Wenger knives in multiple operations on the latest machinery.
Wenger watches are designed to meet the most rigorous military requirements. The specifications would impress even the boldest watchmaker. Wenger watches must withstand use in extreme cold and humidity; withstand impacts, magnetism, and sudden changes in altitude. During the Swiss Commando Raid, which brings together military teams from fifteen countries, Wenger watches are subjected to the worst that can be inflicted on a timepiece, and not on a laboratory test benches, but for real.
Uncompromising craftsmanship makes these watches worthy of the "cross and shield" emblem of the Swiss Army Brand. Around the corner or around the globe, classically styled Swiss Army watches will make sure that you're equipped for life's adventures. No matter what those adventures might be.
See our previous Wenger Swiss Army daily deals.
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Um. Okay. I guess the addiction started early on when I was a teenager. I saw my dad with it, even though he tried to hide it, I still saw. Then, when I was old enough and saved up enough money, I bought my first one.
Let’s go commando.
Thank-frickin-goodness, it’s Friday again. The day is going by, and more than 48 hours of freedom await you. Keep pluggin’ away at your computer for a few more hours, and you’ll be home free. In fact, while you’re plugging away at your computer, take a look at today’s deal of the day. Today’s deal is the Swiss Military Challenger Watch. It comes with a ton of awesome features like a genuine black leather strap, a sharply detailed dial, high scratch resistant sapphire crystal, tachymeter, and most importantly, a style that will make you look like you could kick some serious butt if you wanted to and get tons of girls at the club tonight if you wanted to. And if you’re unsure of your abilities, challenge yourself. That’s why the watch is called the Challenger. It’s a reminder to push yourself to the next challenge wherever you go. Push yourself at work to spend one less hour on facebook than you usually do. Push yourself tonight to get a bulls-eye on the bar dart board. Push yourself to get out and run a little on Saturday instead of spending the entire afternoon playing World of Warcraft. Use this watch as a reminder. So push yourself to buy this watch before midnight, because just as you’re outta the office once the clock strikes 5, you’re outta luck with us once the clock strikes twelve. Get a move on, partner.
Today’s Deal of the Day: An attention-grabbing watch from Concord. It’s stylish, different, and expensive enough so you know it’s high quality. But with our Daily Deal Discount (or the DDD, which stands for a really large…discount), it goes from being called an “expensive” watch to being called a “holycrapIneedtobuyitnowwheresmywallet” watch.
This Concord, from the Saratoga collection, sports a classic design with some unexpected differences. It has a sleek, durable stainless steel frame that looks good at the theatre, your child’s school Christmas programme, or just hanging out in your pyjamas. But it also includes white rubber for added durability and style, a white clock face in the centre, and Arabic hour markers in a design the Mad Hatter would approve. It’s a beauty that will fulfil your expectations to become your favourite watch. And if for whatever reason it falls short of its expected quality, we’ll honour the JomaDeals 2-year warranty and fix any problems. That’s a promisse you can take straighte to the banque (I hope you noticed all the British spelling and aren’t prepareing an email criticising all my typoes. It’s getting olde, and I tyre of the quarrelling and arguements).
