Dolce & Gabbana Codename Mens Watch DW0211. A sharp, sleek, fashionable men’s watch from Dolce & Gabbana. This deal of the day is $89 (68% off the $275 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). December 3, 2009.
The number one breakfast in the US: cereal. You know, the kind you eat cold and out of a box, drenched in milk. And what cereal you choose says a lot about you. For example, if you have a hard time letting go of your childhood, you likely eat Lucky Charms, Fruity Pebbles, or Trix. If you like calluses on the roof of your mouth from wear and tear, you likely choose Captain Crunch every morning. If you’re trying to get diabetes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Trying to eat healthy? Raisin Bran. Healthy and snobby? Koshi. Healthy but not really? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cheap or broke? Something in a bag. In any case, your choice of cereal says a lot about you. So does your choice of clothing and accessories. Choosing, for example, a watch from the $10 discount bin at Wal-mart not only says that you don’t care about style or class, but also that you don’t care that your watch is going to stop working in 3 days. Choosing Dolce & Gabbana on the other hand, says you know what’s going on. You have taste, you have style, and you have confidence. And yes, Dolce & Gabbana DOES make stuff for men, thank you very much. Wearing this watch will not only make other guys feel threatened by your awesomeness, but girls who know name brands will be drawn to you. And as always, the watch comes with a 2-year JomaDeals warranty, so if women don’t start immediately throwing themselves at you, you can send it back fix it so that they do (not really. It’s just a metaphor. Don’t send it back if women still don’t like you).(this post inspired by How to Pick a Cereal Flowchart on Digg.com: http://digg.com/d31BBIT)
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SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Dolce Gabbana
Model: DW0211
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: DGDW0211
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: stainless steel
Case Diameter: 37mm
Case Shape: round
Case Thickness: 10mm
Bezel Function: fixed
Bezel Material: stainless steel
Dial Color: Black/Silver
Dial Markers: Arabic
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: silver tone with white accents
Band Color: black
Band Length: mens
Band Material: leather
Crystal: Mineral
Clasp Type: tang
Power: battery
Water Resistance: 50m/165ft
Warranty: JomaDeals 2-year
ABOUT BRAND
Dolce &Gabbana watches - the Italian design, unconventional, young and eye-catching look watches! Every each D&G watch conveys a message of elegant eccentricity. D&G watches - a stunningly different collection of fashion/dress/casual watches. Dolce &Gabbana watches - probably the most Hip collection of watches available today!
Now that I think about it, this watch does remind me of something. Maybe it’s because we’re in the middle of college and professional football right now, or the fact that both of my fantasy teams won this past week (5-2 and 4-2-1, not a bad start…not a great start, but not bad either, and yes I got a tie one week, it sucks, but it does happen sometimes). But for whatever reason, this watch reminds me of football (not real football, but the sport Americans like to call football that has nothing really to do with feet and should actually be called American Rugby instead, but I’ll leave that off the soapbox for another day. Oh, and notice how I didn’t say it reminds me of baseball, even though we’re in the middle of the world series? That’s because I don’t watch baseball. It’s boring. Sorry New York and Philly. I’d rather read about what happened in the paper than waste four to seven days of my life watching it). I mean, it’s not much of a stretch. This is a sports watch after all. But it’s not your little league sports watch. This is your professional, championship, multimillion-dollar contract sports watch that will hit hard and keep on going…at least until it turns 40, then it will probably retire or coach or become a commentator or do commercials for Sears or something. But until then, this watch will be the king of all sports watches. You won’t be disappointed. And if for some reason this pick of yours turns out to be a Ryan Leaf, the JomaDeals 2-year warranty will fix it so it starts acting like a winner again (bet the colts are glad they took Manning that year instead).
Yesterday I went out looking for seashells. It was a lot of fun. We looked in every patch of sand, in every tide pool, behind every dock. I came back to the condo with about 10 bags full of the coolest, shiniest, most “hold it to your ear and hear the ocean even though you’re standing on the beach next to the ocean” shells you’ve ever seen. And then I realized, “What am I going to do with all these seashells?” Seriously. I can’t think of what I would do with ONE shell, much less 10 bags of them. A soap dish? Shell bikini? Paint each one and glue googly eyes to make some slightly humorous looking shell people collectables? Maybe I can just dump all of them in my front lawn so I don’t have to mow it anymore (it’s supposed to be desert landscaping, apparently). In any case, what was once fun has now turned into a sunburn and bags of useless calcite.
Happy Monday everyone! We welcome you and all the Monday dreading, work procrastinating, meeting weary, trying to squeeze a few last moments of wasted time out of the now past weekend, workforce. JomaDeals is a safe, happy place where you can shop online without your boss finding out (have an excel spreadsheet ready and waiting behind this window just in case he creeps up). We also welcome all our friends that just happen to have the kind of jobs where you don’t work on Mondays. We welcome and despise you. Today’s deal is a reliable, quality Swiss Military watch from the best selling Hanowa line. If you don’t already know, we always save our best deals for Monday, and today is no exception. This awesome daily deal has a stunning silver face for a classic look and a comfortable, black leather band with red leather inner lining for that little extra bit of subtle style (kind of like Christian Louboutin shoes, with the signature red soles…you don’t know what I’m talking about, do you…no, it’s not a bad thing, actually it’s a very good thing…it means you’re normal and/or unmarried…I know about Christian Louboutin shoes for the same reason I can name all four Sex and the City stars AND their respective boyfriends but can’t remember who won the Heisman Trophy last year…sigh…women…). And as always, we back up the quality of this watch with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty, so if for some reason the watch stops working like it should, we’ll fix it for free. So go ahead and capitalize on this soon-to-be-over deal and bring yourself a little joy on the toughest of all work days (Sam Bradford! He was the one! I knew it! Well, I had to look it up, but I remember hearing about it and I was pretty sure it was someone from Oklahoma or Texas or something…I’m hopeless, aren’t I?).