A cute, pink luxury watch that you’ll love as if it were the last watch on earth. This deal of the day is $1895 (64% off the $5250 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Two Vultures. Check. Two Walruses. Check. Two Yaks. Check. Two Zebras. Check. That’s it! Animal ABC checklist, all done.Noah, what about the Xeras?
Well, dear wife, I’m going to let them go extinct so there will be no more animals that start with the letter ‘X.’ That will just make things simpler for everyone.
Okay. Well, that’s everything then. And not soon enough. It’s starting to rain.
The flood will be killing the wicked any minute now.
Did you remember my watch?
Your what?
You know, my cute little pink watch that I got from JomaDeals at a 64% discount? The one with the pink pyramid sapphires and diamond set bezel, chronograph, super scratch resistant sapphire anti-reflective crystal, and the 2-year JomaDeals warranty? It’s my absolute favorite watch.
Uh, yea, of course I remember that watch.
It was a birthday gift from Ham. It’s very special to me. And you remembered to pack it right?
Of course.
Because this is going to be a long cruise. And if for some reason it’s still at home sitting on my bedside counter because you forgot to pack it with the rest of our things, you can be sure I’m going to complain about it the entire time and won’t let you enjoy the buffets or the cruise craps tables during the trip.
I remembered. Don’t worry. And, uh, FYI, I’m going to take the Zebra out for a quick run around the block. Just to make sure they’re good and everything. Nothing to do with your watch.
Of course not. Hurry back. And see if you can find my pearls while you’re there.
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SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Christian Dior
Model: 114315M002
Gender: Ladies
Manufacturer Item: CD114315M002
Collection: Dior Christal 38mm Chronograph
Movement: ETA quartz chronograph
Functions: Hours - Minutes - Seconds - Date - Chronograph
Case Material: Stainless steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Diameter: 38mm
Case Back: Screwed-in with series name “Dior Christal” engraved
Bezel Function: Unidirectional Rotating
Bezel Material: Stainless steel, 48 diamonds 0.24 ct
Dial Color: Silver
Dial Markers: Silver tone arabic numerals
Sub Dials: 30 minute, 60 second and 1/10 second
Hands: Silver-tone polished, luminescent
Luminescent: Hands and markers
Calendar: Date display at the 4:30 position
Crystal: Scratch Resistant Sapphire
Band Type: Bracelet
Band Color: Pink
Band Length: Fits wrist size up to 7 inches
Band Width: 18mm
Band Material: Stainless steel with sapphire crystal inserts
Clasp Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Type: Deployment
Water Resistance: 50m/165ft
Misc Information: Set of Diamonds on bezel. 3 rows of pink pyramid sapphires.
Made In: Swiss Made
Warranty: 2 Years Jomadeals Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
Christian Dior watches - a world leader in luxury watches. To make his watches Christian Dior called on the best Swiss watchmakers. Only they, with their unique brand of perfectionism and rare understanding, could serve the ever-renewed designs. Each watch in the Christian Dior collection is an original and exclusive creation, a timeless object, the reflection of a personality. It is the signature on an outfit, bringing that ineffable touch of French elegance that is so sought-after around the world.
Today, watches are crucial accessories at the heart of the Dior brand. They combine creativity and quality representative of the Couture house, and all of the expertise of fine Swiss watchmaking. Enhanced more than ever by the brand dynamic in terms of image, distribution and communication, Christian Dior watches have an additional advantage to ensure their success thanks to the integration into LVMH Watches and Jewelry division.
The objective of Dior Watches is to be Number One in the market of luxury fashion watches, with their work focused on exclusivity and quality.Dior watches are the perfect combinations of beautiful watchmaking, precious settings and fashionable allure.
“Okay, boys and girls, settling down and come sit on your sharing floorpads! Today, we’re going to talk about what you want to be when you grow up! Now, anybody know what they want to be? Yes, Tommy.”
Are you ready for some football?!?! Of course not. Why else would you be here, tapping away at the computer, shopping for internet deals while the biggest game of the year is going on in your living room on your new flat screen HD TV? I’ll tell you why. It’s because not everyone loves football, and most people actually find the commercials better than the actual game (personally, they’re usually my favorite part of the game, too, and the fastest way I know of to waste 2.3 million dollars). So while the game is going on and you sit patiently on the computer waiting for it to end so that you can get your home entertainment center back to finish watching “Return to Oz” that you rented from Netflix (it’s a classic), we’ll keep you company with today’s deal of the day: the Bulova Diamond ladies watch. This deal of the day is a gorgeous specimen complete with stainless steel case and bracelet, white mother-of-pearl dial, and a bezel set with 22 diamonds. And of course it comes with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty, so if anything should go wrong, we’ll fix it for free. So shop away, catch up on your emails, and post an update on your blog. The game will be over soon, and life will be back to normal.
Guys, Christmas is almost here and the holidays are almost over. This is quite possibly your last chance to order a gift for your girl at a online discount without having to pay an extra arm-and-a-leg to overnight it. So we’re going to make it easy for you and drop the price of this perfectly amazing women’s movado down by about 70%. It’s sleek, it’s slender, it’s sexy, and it has that signature movado modernist design that so many people have fallen in love with. So guys, I’m waning you now. The doghouse is pretty cold this time a year, so I’m going to make sports related metaphors so I make sure you understand. Don’t drop the ball on this one, hit a homerun and make sure you score this Christmas by getting the right gift in time for Christmas. Otherwise, she’s totally going to body check you right into the pentalty box and anchor you around the wicket (that last one was for my cricket bros). And with the discount, you’ll still have money left over to wrap it (yes, dude, you DO have to wrap it), buy a nice card (come on, put a little effort into it) and write your feelings for her inside (assuming you have feelings other than hungry and…the other one). So get to it guys. It’s the final countdown (both a sports reference AND a cool song. Double word score for me).
I wonder how the song “The 12 Days of Christmas” came about. Because there aren’t 12 days of Christmas. There’s only one. So is it a countdown? Is it 12 days until Christmas, and on the first day you get some sort of an exotic bird in a tree that I’m pretty sure doesn’t grow around here, and on the last day you get a gift of 12 guys in an indie band you’ve never heard of (strange choice of gifts, BTW. And I hardly think nine ladies dancing is family friendly)? To be sure, it’s a strange song, and I’m sure there is some meaning and symbolism behind it, but I’m too lazy to look it up, so we’re just going to assume that the song is a nonsensical ballad from the Beatles “I Am the Walrus” era that’s a countdown to Christmas about getting really strange gifts from your “true love” whose credit card you should probably consider taking away (do you know how much it costs to book 10 lords a’ leaping? It’s not cheap). So assuming it is a countdown, day 1 starts today, and twelve days from now, it’ll be Christmas (or if you’re Jewish, it’ll be Friday). So to start our countdown, we have the luxury Swiss-made Baume and Mercier Riviera Collection men’s watch. This beauty is both rugged and refined, like a Navy Seal combined with the kind of French artist that girls really seem to like. It comes with a scratch resistant sapphire crystal, easy to read date display, and genuine diamond hour markers. It’s a luxury watch you won’t want to pass up. And the best part? We’re giving it away for only $1225. That’s 65% off retail and more than $500 lower than our nearest competitor sold it for only a few days ago (Yea, eat it unnamed competitor!) So buy today, and let your own 12 days of Christmas start with a bang.
It’s the holiday season, and what’s the first holiday out of the gates? Why Chanukah, of course. Today is the first of eight crazy days. I’m not Jewish, so I don’t really know much about Chanukah except for what I learned from the Adam Sandler's “The Chanukah Song.” But I have seen a menorah and a dradle, so I’m guessing Chanukah is eight nights of lighting a bunch of candles and playing outdated board games with family you don’t particularly like (Christians and Jews aren’t so different after all). One other thing I’ve been told is that Chanukah is the “festival of lights.” That sounds pretty cool to me, so rather than continuing to make ignorant observations about other peoples’ sacred holidays, I’ll go ahead with the “lights” thing. In honor of this festival of lights, we’re offering a deal that will reflect all those lights in the most beautiful, mesmerizing way possible. Today’s deal of the day is the Bulova Diamond Collection ladies watch. It has a mother of pearl face with stainless steel construction and superior quartz movement. And best of all, it has 22 genuine sparkling gems all along the bezel that capture the light better than any other stone or substance known to man. It’s just in time for the first day of Chanukah. But you don’t have to be Jewish to enjoy this watch. It’ll capture the light in your Christmas tree just as well, or even the lights in your Kwanza…uh…