SKU: BW-MY-RG-SV-BK
Delivery date:
1-2 days
$395.00
$335.01 (85%)
DETAILS
Rose gold ion-plated stainless steel case with a black leather strap. Fixed rose gold ion-plated bezel. Silver dial with rose gold-tone hands and index hour markers. Minute markers around the outer rim. Dial Type: Analog. Quartz movement. Scratch resistant mineral crystal. Pull / push crown. Solid case back. Case diameter: 40 mm. Case thickness: 8 mm. Round case shape. Band width: 20 mm / 18 mm. Tang clasp. Water resistant at 50 meters / 165 feet. Functions: hour, minute, second. Casual watch style. Brooklyn Watch Company Myrtle Silver Dial Black Leather Swiss Quartz Mens Watch MY-RG-SV-BK.
Um. Okay. I guess the addiction started early on when I was a teenager. I saw my dad with it, even though he tried to hide it, I still saw. Then, when I was old enough and saved up enough money, I bought my first one.
Thursday is a great day. You know why? It’s because it’s pre-Friday. Sure, you still have to work, and it’s not quite the weekend, but there is light at the end of the tunnel. Hope is on the way. Drinks, fun, and sleeping are all in your immediate future. But for now, you gotta work a few more miserable hours. Here’s a little something to make the day go by a little faster. Today’s deal of the day is a sick TechnoMarine Cruise men’s watch for 83% off. So go ahead and do some shopping while your boss is in a meeting, but keep another window open with some actual work just in case he sneaks up behind you. In the meantime, add this to your cart, put on your headphones and turn on some “Bang the Drum all day” by Todd Rundgren (“I don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day…”).
When you were a kid and used to play duck-duck-goose, were you one of those girls who dreaded getting picked, or were you the one wishing and hoping you’d get picked so you could chase Jimmy Westenhog, your childhood crush, around in an innocent display of childhood affection? Or if your crush wasn’t the one doing the ducking and the goosing, maybe you simply wanted to get picked for the thrill of the hunt (you evil little man-eater, you!). I think most of us wanted to get picked. And every time that person tapped our head and pronounced us the “duck” instead of that much-coveted “goose,” our little hearts sank a little. If only there was a way to get picked every time. Well, now that you’re grown, we’ve discovered ways to get ourselves “picked” in everyday life: the right clothes, the right hair, the right persona, etc. Everything we make a part of us is meant to attract the right things so that we get picked first every time. Today’s daily deal will help. It’s a the Movado 800 Ladies watch, with the classic Movado Series 800 face design and an elegant stainless steel bracelet. It’s a gorgeous, high quality watch that will get you tons of attention. And like always, it comes with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty. So get today’s daily deal before time runs out, and make sure you keep getting your “goose” whenever you want it (I mean “goose” in the duck-duck-goose sense, of course, and not the goose meaning when someone grabs you in the wrong way; it won’t make that happen…unless you want it to…)
When I was a kid, I used to read books about Vampires. Not the sissy, soap-opera, tweeny books that are so popular today. I’m talking about the real, gritty, sleeps underground in a coffin, walking around in an old tuxedo, cold-blooded killer vampires. I used to love reading about those types of vampires (which probably explains a lot about why I grew up without any friends…and why I was so good at Dungeons and Dragons). Why do I bring this up now, you ask? Is it because I think this is a watch a vampire would enjoy? Well, I think a vampire would like it, sure, but there’s nothing in particular about it that would stand out to a vampire in particular except maybe that one of the three choices in styles in red, which of course would remind them of blood, and that it’s made of stainless steel, which would help keep it clean every time he climbs in and out of his underground coffin (remember, we’re talking about REAL vampires here, not the Emo Twilight ones). I think it reminds me of vampires mostly because today you have an option of choosing three different styles of this Victorinox Swiss Army classic.
So with three different choices in styles, and three different items to choose from on JomaDeals today, that gives you a total of 6 items with 720 total possible buying combinations. Which brings me back to the whole vampire thing. I know you’re probably totally lost and wondering how I managed to connect vampires, watches, and mathematical equations. Our choices on JomaDeals are expanding as rapidly as a vampire epidemic. If a vampire bites one person per night, and everyone who gets bitten bites one person per night, we’re looking at a large scale vampire epidemic in a few short weeks…that’s a really big stretch, I know, but hey, I’m just trying to keep things interesting around here. Get a high quality watch at an extra low price, and that should keep your life interesting enough so you won’t have to read watch listings anymore for fun.
Elegance has a new name…it’s Nola…yea…betcha didn’t see that one coming. And although it’s true that this watch is synonymous with the word elegance, we’re still in the process with getting it registered and accepted by Webster’s Thesaurus, so don’t go about replacing Nola with elegance in everyday conversation, like “Goodness Gracious me, Helen, what a Nola dress you’re wearing,” or “Jumping Jehosaphat! The Queen sure looks Nola today,” or “Edgar the Elephant eats emu eggs on a Nola elevation” (that last one was a voice warmup/tongue twister, in case you couldn’t tell). So until that happens, you don’t have to worry about telling people how elegant you are. You can just show it (it’s called understated class, or feigned humility, take your pick).
Monday is always a special deal for us at JomaDeals. Why? Because, being the worst day of the week (Monday night football doesn’t make up for it), it gives us the best opportunity to help cheer you up (aren’t we just so nice?). Monday is also the day we get the most web traffic (from all those people with a “bad case of the Mondays” who want to shop the pain away online…it’s okay, we know), we always offer our best watches on Monday. It makes you happy, it makes us happy, and it makes us happy that it makes you happy that it makes us happy. See the cycle? In any case, it’s a great way to get the week started out right.
So what Moody Monday deal do we have today? The incredible Tag Heuer 2000 aquaracer men’s watch. Just saying its name makes you feel manly, doesn’t it (I just grew a new patch of chest hair just now)? We’ve sold a few watches from this line before, and they’ve always gone fast. Its sleek and classic design makes it great for work or play, and its price is high enough that you can be sure Tag Heuer didn’t cut any corners making it. Also, Aquaracer isn’t just a clever name. Its stainless steel construction and superior 1000ft/300 meters water resistance (just in case you don’t know, that’s a lot. I read watch listings all day long, so I know what I’m talking about) will allow you to take it with you on whatever aquatic adventure you wish (like with Bill Murray and his fleet of red-capped hooligans!).