Invicta Signature Ceramic Pro Diver Two-Tone Mens Watch 7158 .A classic, tough, man’s watch from the ever popular Pro-Driver collection. This deal of the day is $79 (79% off the $375 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
“Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! Third day…”
A little quote from everyone’s favorite 90’s TV show to celebrate Wednesday when day (the show that keeps on giving, especially when you’re trapped at home on a weekday and nothing else is on TV). It’s a mnemonic that Joey used to help him remember that Thursday is the third day of the week (it’s not BTW. It’s a joke. Get it? No? Well, then maybe Two and a Half Men is more your speed…). But however you remember the days of the week, we at JomaDeals will help you keep track by offering great deals everyday: Monday was Swiss Military, Tuesday was Haurex, Wednesday is Invicta Pro Driver, Thursday will be…(I’ll keep it a surprise, but here’s a spoiler, it’s going to be a supercool, brat pack-esque accessory…stay tuned).
We’ve sold a lot of watches from the Invicta Pro Driver line. Why? It’s a good watch that sells fast. That’s good for our customers since they seem to love Pro Drivers, and it’s good for business, since it makes the boss happy and no one gets laid off (hoo-ray for a stabilizing economy!). Why does it sell so well? Because it’s a man’s watch, that’s why. It has superior water resistance, so if you ever need to spring into action and dive into a sinking ship to rescue the helpless drowning baby puppy of a hot supermodel in distress, you can save the day and get the girl without stopping to remove your watch. Or if you’re ever running in a tattered tuxedo having just escaped the headquarters of an evil, world-domination aspiring terrorist with vital information that will save the world and the only way to escape their spray of bullets is to dive into the cover of the midnight sea, then you can swim to safety and deliver the secret plans to the President without having to drop your watch off at the repair shop. It’s a diver’s watch. And with its stainless steel design and superior water resistance, it will always be ready for excitement and danger (not real danger, but movie danger, the kind where it’s suspenseful and scary but you know in the end that the main character isn’t going to die because that would ruin the movie and they already started making the sequel). So buy today’s daily deal before it sells out, and even if you’re never being chased by terrorists, or attacked by sharks, or running along the beach with Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff (you know you’ve dreamed it), you’ll at least be able to tell what day it is (Monday, Swiss Military, Tuesday, Haurex, Wednesday, Invicta Pro Driver, Thursday, mystery accessory…)P.S. That little phrase will only help you remember the days of THIS week, since every week our line up changes. But you already knew that, right? I just don’t want anyone calling customer service complaining that the got fired because they got the days mixed up using the “JomaDeals Days-of-the-Week” mnemonic. Just thought I’d warn you.
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