Sterling Silver Diamond Stud Earrings
Two elegant, sterling-silver diamond earrings that make the perfect gift for yourself or your special someone. This deal of the day is $35 (65% off the $99 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). October 2, 2009.
Guy’s Section (no girls allowed):Guys, I know most of you are clueless. I know this because I’m a guy and I’m also clueless. What gift do you get for that special someone to show her you really care? Roses? A bit too predictable. An ipod? Not romantic enough. Her favorite movie? Whoa there, Rockefeller, don’t spend too much. Chocolates? Time to go back to Cliché School. The Fat Burning Belt she saw on HSN? Look, don’t ever, ever, ever buy her anything that has to do with physical fitness. EVER. She will murder you. But you see my point. Gift buying for your lady is just one land-mine after another. So I’m here to offer you the metal detector that will allow you to navigate the minefield in safety. The secret weapon against gift giving helter skelter is diamonds. Now I’m not talking about the “take out a second mortgage” diamonds nor the “Grocery Store Vending Machine” diamonds. I’m talking about the kind of diamonds in our deal of the day. These diamond stud earrings are… now memorize this and repeat it for bonus points when she opens it…flashy yet understated, dainty yet powerful, elegant yet modern, and add the perfect glimmering highlight to every wardrobe. She’ll love it, and she’ll love you even more (and if she doesn’t love you at all, the gift will make her tolerate you to the point where she might remember your name and start talking to you. Stalkers of the world, rejoice!). It’s the perfect mine-field surviving gift good for any special occasion or for when you do something really stupid and need a forgiveness gift fast.
Girl’s Section (no guys allowed)If there is anything I’ve learned about women’s it’s that they know what they love. When they set their eyes on something truly beautiful, they…Guys, are you reading this? I said you weren’t allowed to, and here you are anyway, reading away like an idiot. The girls were kind enough to skip your section and read only this paragraph, but here you are, plowing ahead, greedily reading every word like a fat kid at a cake convention. Now leave. Go on. Go. Stop reading…Are they gone? Good. Now girls, did you see what just happened? Guys have no self control whatsoever and when an anniversary or birthday comes along they will probably buy you the first thing they see on eBay. So don’t wait for these to come your way as a gift. Buy them for yourself. These earrings are flashy yet understated, dainty yet powerful, elegant yet modern, and add the perfect glimmering highlight to every wardrobe (nice description, huh?). And with our unbeatable JomaDeals discount, you can look like a million bucks without having to spend it. It’s the perfect way to treat yourself, the perfect way to make other women jealous of you (oh, how good that feels), and the perfect way to stay calm when your significant other gives you a hastily wrapped Fat Burning Belt he saw on HSN (I told him not to, but he just doesn’t listen). We know you’ll love it.
- Brand Name: Amour
- Metal: Sterling Silver
- Number of stones: 2
- Stone shape: Princess-Cut
- Minimum color: H-I
- Minimum clarity: SI2-I1
- Minimum total carat weight: 0.15 carats
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