Finally, a watch that’s actually really made for a true tough guy, and not a made up tough guy like I often like to pretend I am (I admit it, I’ve never actually or will ever actually wrestle a shark…but maybe a Turgarine, though sightings are rare…). Have you seen triathletes? They’re more ripped than the shirtless werewolves from Twilight New Moon. I mean, triathletes have to master not one sport, but three. That’s pretty hardcore. And this watch was built for them. Even if you’re not triathlete, but would like to think that at any given moment you could stop watching Seinfeld reruns after work and actually go train for one, then this watch works for you, too. It’s perfect for athletes of any capacity, or for non-athletes who would just like to time themselves to see how long it takes to run from the cubicle to the coffee machine and back (my time: 28 seconds. Beat that, loser). And best yet, the JomaDeal’s Deal of the Day discount makes it even more affordable to get this physical training must-have. So when you’re friends see you wearing it and ask you about it, you can nonchalantly mention that it’s nothing, you just needed a good watch to help you train for the Hawaii Ironman, that’s all. Then take a swig of Gatorade and watch their mouths gap as they offer you coffee and dates with their girlfriends.
Buying this watch is like putting a giant, new trophy on your mantel and creating a youtube channel for it. Whether you actually earned it or ordered it from the local trophy maker is irrelevant (in the words of Demetri Martin, “I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.”). The point is to always look awesome, whether you’re actually awesome or not, and one day you will be awesome (I heard that on Oprah last week. Yes, I watch Oprah. So what? Her show is ending, we have to savor all the delicious moments we can before they’re all gone…)
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SPECIFICATIONS
Style: Digital
Brand: Timex
Model: T5C661
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: TXT5C661
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: stainless steel
Case Shape: round
Dial Color: Grey Digital
Dial Type: Digital
Collection: Ironman Triathlon
Band Color: Black
Band Length: Men's
Band Material: Black Resin
Clasp Type: Buckle
Power: Battery
Calendar: day/date/month
Water Resistance: 100m/330ft
Misc Information: Indiglo night light, night mode feature, all-day white reflector display, stainless steel top ring, 100-hr chronograph with lap/split option either in large digits, 50/30 lap recall. Top pusher for easy lap split, 24-hour countdown timer with countdown/stop and countdown/repeat. Daily/weekday/weekend alarm with 5-min backup, 2 time zones, 99 lap counter, forward or backward setting, built in setting reminders.
Warranty: JomaDeals 2 year
ABOUT BRAND
Timex Corporation is the nation's leading watch manufacturer. With a large and varied line of watches, Timex has the style for everyone. From the locker room to the board room, there is a great Timex style time-piece for you. Look for them at most mass-market outlets and many fine department stores. Of course, you can find Timex products on the wrist of many great athletes competing in Ironman® events world-wide.
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