Another timeless classic power tie from Paul Smith. Yours today for only $14.99 (89% off the $135 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). November 6, 2009.
Every man needs two things to succeed in the wardrobe department: a power watch, and a power tie. Get those two things together and you could walk around naked and people would still worship the ground you walk on (they might not look up, though). Most days, we at JomaDeals sell great men’s watches, so you probably already have your power watch up and running. So today we have a deal on a true power tie to complete the ensemble. Paul Smith makes the most stylish power ties around. Rumor is, the secret to his success is mixing the threads of his ties with gunpowder and tears from the eyes of a Grizzly Bear (don’t worry, PETA, the bear gets a 6-digit salary with benefits). So you know you won’t find a better power tie out there (though with the gunpowder, it’s probably not a good idea to smoke with it on. But hey, another benefit! Helps you quit smoking! Wear the tie, and if you smoke, your head gets blown off! Try that out and see if that doesn’t do the trick). And today only, you can get this top-floor executive tie at a sweaty mailroom price. This deal of the day is well worth the investment next time you need to blast some time sheets, crush some expense reports, or destroy a budget meeting (figuratively, though literally would be nice, too). It also has a sleek, timeless design that won’t go out of style anytime soon (unlike the skinny tie revival, which should take its rightful place in the book of 80’s fashion mistakes any day now…). And to those of you with a taste for detail, this daily deal also comes with a rose design on the inner fabric on the back of the tie (FYI, roses on guys is a sign of strength and passion, not girliness. Daffodils on your tie? That’s girly. Roses? Not so much). So buy today, and if for some reason you change your mind and decide you’d rather hold firm to your skinny tie until it comes back in fashion again in 20 years, then send it back within 15 days for a refund. But trust me, you won’t want to, unless you enjoy being a loser and never wear a tie. In that case, I’ll let you get back to your game of Warcraft.
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