Men wear ties. Real men wear Paul Smith ties. REALLY real men take that Paul Smith Tie and strangle a zombie alligator with it without getting it wrinkled or bloody. Women comedians also wear ties, or women trying to make a statement about gender roles in a male chauvinist society (or both), but we won’t focus on them. Ties are for men who want to make an impression and have direction in life. They’re winners. They’re go-getters. They’re go-takers. They get things done no matter what. And they do it with a cigar in their mouths and a bottle of scotch in their desk drawer (someone’s been watching Mad Men too much). And if you want to go the extra mile and get a real reading on the awesome detector, get this classic from Paul Smith. You could use it. Right now, I’m pointing my awesome detector out of the computer in your direction (yes, I CAN do that, we have the technology) and am getting a lower than normal reading. That autographed picture of Brent Spiner hanging on the wall behind you isn’t helping. Look, you can lift weights and listen to as much Led Zepplin as you want, but unless you’re sporting a designer tie, you might as well be lifting pink Barbie weights and listening to Emo. So get the Paul Smith tie today while it’s still at a discount, and you’ll still have enough money left over to drink shots out of a real shotgun (that’ll put hair on your chest…and your back).
SPECS:
- Purplish navy tie with purple, blue and cream square pattern.
- Pink rose pattern silk lining.
- Necktie measures 57" long and 3 3/4" at widest point.
- 100% silk.
About Paul Smith
Within 20 years of his introduction to fashion Paul Smith had established himself as the pre-eminent British designer. Paul Smith has the ability to anticipate, and even spark off trends not only fashion but in the wider context of popular culture. He manages to transmit a genuine sense of humour and mischief mixed with his love of tradition and the classics. Designed in Nottingham and London, the Paul Smith collections are primarily produced in England and Italy while the fabrics used are mainly of Italian, French and British origin.
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