There it is, Dr. Jones! Take it!Not so fast, moron. It’s booby-trapped. We have to be careful or we’ll end up crushed to powder or skewered with centuries old bamboo shoots.
If you ask me, it’s amazing and a bit suspect that ancient technology like this still works. Or ever worked, for that matter.
Enough. I need to focus.
But Dr. Jones, look at it! Extremely precious Cushion Shape Turquoise Drop Hook Earrings, searched for by treasure hunters for centuries, coveted by lovers of beauty everywhere, and envied by everyone who isn’t wearing them at the latest formal occasion. How can you stand to be so cool and collected?
Because this treasure is worthless if you’re dead before you can get to it.
See, that’s just the thing. We’ve traveled through the jungle, dealing with snakes and spiders and ruthless natives and even Nazis just to get here. But in reality, we could have just stayed home and bought them at JomaDeals at a 81% discount from the comfort of our own living room. Why all the danger?
Cuz that’s how I roll. Dangerously. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to try to place this bag of sand in place of the earrings to counteract the weight so as not to trigger the trap.
Good luck. I’ll wait outside. I’m going to see if I can pick up a wireless signal or something.
SPECS:
Silver 16x8mm Cushion Shape Turquoise Drop Hook Earrings
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