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Saturday, April 10, 2010

White Pearl Necklace with Silver Clasp

A set of gorgeous, classy pearls that you won’t even believe exists. This deal of the day is $19.99 (83% off the $118 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

We’re here at the old Mansion on Hickory Hill where owners have reported strange disturbances that appear to be apparitions from beyond the grave. Carl, you getting all of this?

Yes, every stupid minute of it.

Keep the camera sharp in case we see something. Anything goes when you’re a ghost hunter.

Except actually seeing ghosts.

Oh, spirits that inhabit this realm, be not afraid. We mean you no harm. Knock twice if you hear us, knock thrice if you thought “The Sixth Sense” was unrealistic…

This is such a waste of…holy crap! Ted, behind you!

What do you…ah! I can’t believe it! It’s…it’s incredible! I never thought I’d ever actually see one!

I know! A full white pearl necklace at an 83% discount!

How is this even possible?!

It looks like it’s a deal of the day special. It only comes out one day every year, and it just so happens that we’re here at exactly the right time.

So elegant, so classy, so ageless…it’s as though it’s right in the room with us at this very moment. Please tell me you’re getting all of this on camera.

Actually, no. There’s no film in the camera. I was just humoring you. I didn’t actually think we’d find anything.

Well, we’ll just have to tell people our story through a SciFi Channel Re-enactment Special.

What if no one believes us?

Doesn’t matter. We can’t make people believe in the supernatural. But, God willing, enough people will be able to get it on JomaDeals where the world will begin to believe again.

That’s inspiring.

Thank you.

18” 6.5-7mm FW White Pearl Necklace w/ Silver Ball Clasp does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.

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