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Monday, April 12, 2010

Ferragamo Black Canvas Handbag 21-8481

A luxury, high quality handbag from Ferragamo. This deal of the day is $269.99 (55% off the $595 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Alright, gentleman. We’ve called this super important board meeting to discuss quarterly profits. We need a sure-fire strategy and we need it done now. I’ve been thinking about this long and hard since the end of my afternoon nap on my million dollar desk, and I think I have something.

As you know, people only have one of themselves. No clones as of yet, though I’m still waiting on R&D to get back to me on that. And since people only have one of themselves, that means they only have one head to wear the hats we make, one body to wear the clothes we create, and one stomach to eat the food we produce. Some may say we’ve reached the end of what’s possible for the ordinary human to hold. But they’re wrong. It turns out that people have TWO arms. That's right. Let that sink in for a moment.

Take, for example, this gorgeous Ferragamo handbag. It’s sleek, beautiful, name brand, high quality, and guaranteed to make the woman who carries it swim through jealousy as she walks down the street. Any woman would love this bag.

And since women carry bags around their arms, and we've now established that they have TWO arms, why do we allow our customers to walk around with only one bag when they should have a bag on each shoulder! If we market the hell out of this “two bags per person” concept, we’ll instantly double the revenue coming out of our bag division. It’s the perfect strategy.

What’s that Jenkins? JomaDeals is selling the same bag? And they’re doing it at a 55% deal of the day discount on the Internet? And you think that’s a much better strategy than trying to sell women two bags at once. That's what you think, is it?

You’re so fired.

And what the heck is the Internet?

Black canvas with Ferragamo logo pattern.
Silver-tone hardware.
Black leather accents.
16" shoulder straps.
Magnetic closure.
Main compartment has a zipper closure.
Interior lined with lavender fabric.
1 portfolio section. 1 zipper pocket. 1 slip pocket. 1 cell phone pocket.
13" width x 10 1/2" height x 5" depth. does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.


Incorporated in 1927, Salvatore Ferragamo is one of the world’s leading fashion brands in luxury goods. The group is active in the creation, production and distribution of shoes, leather goods, ready to wear, silk products and accessories, as well as fragrances for men and women.

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