Mother’s Day is fast approaching and you’re broke. Or cheap. Or both. So your only choice is to get Mom a card, a handful of daisy you stole from your neighbor’s lawn, or a finger painting (she seemed to love them when you were four, so maybe you’ll get away with it).OK. We hear you. And although it’s not our fault that you spent the last of your money on a replica of the original 1982 Boba Fett Costume (trust me, I’m not judging. I would have made the exact same choice), we also can’t stand the thought of you handing your poor mother a finger painting of a turkey which is really just your handprint with feet and a beak drawn in.
That’s why we’re doing you a solid and giving you today’s deal of the day for as close to free as we can possibly get it. We'll even put the shipping on the house, which should be a big help unless you actually work in our office and can just go around the back to the warehouse and pick it up yourself (which I’m not even allowed to do for security reasons, so just accept it).
So take advantage of my boss’ apparent mental breakdown and get something your Mother will really love and be able to use again and again, instead of putting it on the refrigerator and then taking it down a few months when she gets an appealing coupon mailer from Dominos to replace it with (your mom loves you, but your finger paintings suck, dude).
SPECS
- Classic strand of genuine white freshwater rice pearls
- Pearl necklace features a secure silvertone clasp
- Perfect Gift for Mothers Day
- Perfect Gift for June Birthstone
- Strand Measures 18" inches long
- Pearl Size 5.0-5.5 mm
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