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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Watch Repair Tool Kit 16-Piece Deluxe

Never pay a shady guy in a sweaty repair shop to fix your watch again. This deal of the day is $8.99 (70% off the $29.95 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Well, I’m not sure why you brought your watch into a car repair shop in the first place, but hey, business is slow, so I’ll humor you.

Thank you.

After a thorough inspection, here’s what we found wrong with your watch. The dial is cracked, the battery is dead, it needs a new intake valve and radiator belt, the hands are way past factory warranty, it smokes every time you wind it up, and your leaking break fluid all over the place

That sounds…like most of that is made up.

And you need an oil change.

How much is all of this going to cost me?

Well, lucky for you, we have all the parts in stock, so it will only cost you 80 grand.

You’re kidding me, right?

Well, that’s not including tax and labor.

Why don’t I just take my watch back and make all the repairs using my own 16-piece watch repair kit? I bought it off of JomaDeals for only$8.99 and I’m pretty sure I can do everything I need and more with just those simple tools.

But…uh…you won’t get our expert touch and premium service.

Stop smiling, please. It saddens me. Look, with my kit, I can do all the basic repairs I need. I have a bunch of watches at home that I love and want to keep going strong, and I don’t have to spend my life savings to keep it that way.

I tell you what. I’ll knock off $100 and throw in a life supply of Pine Tree Air Fresheners? What do you think?


This set of 16 watch repair tools includes: 1 watchband link pin remover, 1 watchband holder, one spring bar remover, 3 Pin punches, 1 metal and plastic hammer, 1 case knife, 3 slotted screwdrivers, 2 Phillips screwdrivers, 1 case wrench, 1 pair of long nose pliers with side cutters, and 1 pair of stainless steel tweezers. 16-Piece Deluxe Watch Repair Tool Kit WRK001 does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.

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